Category: Reviews

Sex Toys Unboxing: Mr. Hankeys Centaur and Alien Breeder

You want fantastic body safe sex toys and you want variety with customized details. Look no further, Mr. Hankey’s toys has you covered. This award winning company...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Lust Arts Lust Burster

Nerdy and horny? Ever wondered what Frankenstein’s stitches covered dong looked like? How about a majestic multi colored unicorn horn dildo? Lust Arts is an...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Zumio

Zoom in with Zumio and discover a new wave of concentrated pleasure! This is a revolutionary award winning clitoral stimulator made by women for women. It utilizes spiro...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Ryot Toys Syren

Ryot Toys has a goal and it’s to stretch your imagination in and out of the bedroom. Inspired by filth, driven by passion, igniting a riot of possibilities! This...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Uberrime Part 2

Uberrime is Latin for luxury, abundance, and/or fruitfully copious. This is an accurate description of the sex toys made entirely from start to finish by only one pair...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Divine Interventions

Divine Interventions is a small, earnest group of artisans who are proud to bring to you high-quality silicone dildos. Hand crafted and hand colored in small batches....

Sex Toys Unboxing: Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy and Dragon

Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a company known for packing seriously big toys for the most hungry holes. They have an array of life like and anthropomorphic models to chose...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Exotic Erotics Yacuruna

Exotic Erotics (since 2009) is a privately owned business that specializes in fantasy themed body safe adult novelties. Their store has everything from custom anthro...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Primal Hardwere Fathom

Primal Hardwere is my go to company for the most unusual and amazing high quality sex toys. Introducing Fathom! This hefty hunk of twenty six and a half inches of body...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Shapely Toys Vacillator

Let your imagination run wild with Shapely Toys! The idea behind this custom dildo shop is to create silicone toys in a variety of super unique and interesting shapes...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Fairy Lust Heart Dildo

Fairy Lust is back at it again bringing you brand new whimsical adult toys. Have you ever wanted a cactus dildo, or a bat man signal butt plug? Fairy Lust also hand...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Avant Toys by Blush Novelties

Blush Novelties has a plethora of brands, from Aria to XX, there is literally something for everyone! Their vast inventory includes butt plugs, vibrators, dildos,...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Fairy Lust Tentacle

Vibrating tentacle dildos, cock rings, and butt plugs, oh my! Fairy Lust offers all these and more. This fantasy sex toy company operates and ships discreetly from...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Primal Hardwere Squick

Have you ever heard of an Ovipositor before? An ovipositor is a silicone sex toy that deposits eggs made of gelatin (or ice!) into your orifice of choice. This gives the...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Xenocat Artifacts Alabaster

Are you ready to embrace the unknown? XenoCat Artifacts fantasy sex toys feature lots of textures from smooth and satin to rough and ribbed. They offer an array of...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Bad Dragon Nox

When choosing a toy from Nox in size small (close to seven inches tall). This beloved model has smooth features with enough muscularity for you to really feel it’s...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Uberrime Dildos

Marco the Maker of Uberrime sex toys is a very innovative sculptor. He is a one man show who personally collabs with his customers on each order to bring them the best...

Sex Toys Unboxing: Split Peaches Unicorn Horn

Founded in 2015, Split Peaches is an American body safe sex toy company that hand makes their platinum cured silicone creations. Are you tired of the standard rubber...

Hankey’s Toys: New Solatok Shadowscale

Fresh off their AltPorn Awards Best Toy win for the beautifully designed Seahorse, Mr. Hankey is wasting no time releasing more exciting and unique toys. Now they have...

The Dragon from Mr. Hankey

The Dragon from Mr. Hankey

Some of you have been admiring the awesome Seahorse toy From Mr. Hankey featured by Jenevieve Hexxx in our latest issue of AltStar Magazine and I wanted to tell you...

Vaughn Belak Blue Blood Kickstarter

Vaughn Belak coffee table book

BlueBlood‘s Amelia G and Forrest Black are working with painter Vaughn Belak on a coffee table book entitled Dodging Knives and Throwing Bullets and it features...

Kickstarter: Book of Paintings of Compelling Alt Girls

I’m always fascinated by the possibilities that modern technologies offer to contemporary artists. While once art was reserved to the elites, both in terms of...

RazorCandi Coffee Table Art Book

RazorCandi Coffee Table Book

APN backed the Kickstarter for the RazorCandi coffee table art book and we are so excited for it to come out! The book is shipping this month and backers just got a...

Bad Dragon Egg Plug

Happy Anal Easter from Bad Dragon

Our playfully devious friends over at Bad Dragon are celebrating Easter with a beautifully festive decorated egg butt-plug, appropriately titled the Egg Plug. It goes...

Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant

BadDragon: All the Jokes About Fucking Fire Hydrants

Oh… My… Gosh… Our crazy friends over at Bad Dragon just unleashed a squirting Fire Hydrant toy! I can’t tell you how many jokes I’ve heard...

BurningAngel: Dahlia Sets Mischievous Xander Straight

BurningAngel: Dahlia Sky Sets Mischievous Xander Corvus Straight

Trouble with the band? Not to worry, Dahlia Sky is a very responsible manager who will do everything in her power to set the debauchery aside and the band members back...

BurningAngel: Rachel Madori Gets Satisfyingly Filled

In one of Rachel Madori’s final scenes, she gets to do her favorite, double penetration! After explaining the strength of her orgasms while being completely filled up,...

BurningAngel: Kimberly Chi Likes To Blow Bubbles

BurningAngel: Kimberly Chi Likes To Blow Bubbles

It’s as if the Devil herself crawled out of hell and snuck into a sexy, sequin-laden miniskirt and some high heels. Even if that description is a bit too harsh, one...

Instaxxx A Book Of Nude Instant Photos Kickstarter

Instaxxx: A Book Of Nude Instant Photos Kickstarter

Igor from DrivenByBoredom is doing a Kickstarter of hot naked girls. Many of the girls he shoots are alternative, so you know you want to check this out. The project is...

Alarm Audra Kawaii Coffee Table Book

“I made a bit of a career out of what I love and I feel really really fortunate to be able to do that.” I know I’ve raved about BlueBloods before....

APN Magazine Issue 1

Introducing APN Magazine Issue 1

We’re very proud to announce the release of APN Magazine Issue #1! That’s right, APN now has a slick glossy print (and interactive digital) publication with...

BurningAngel video, Equestrian Tamed, is a lesson on how to train and punish your pony.

BurningAngel delivers a steamy Master and Slave video. This video and image set is just what the doctor ordered for those of us who enjoy little pony slaves. This one...

BurningAngel: Street Punxxx Coin Begging to Bean Flipping And Eventually to Hard Humping

In this episode of BurningAngel update, RizzoFord a.k.a. StreetPunxxx is tasked by her gang to do some street begging time. In the process, she stumbled upon a passing...

California Deathrock Art Book

California Deathrock Art Book

The good people at Blue Blood just dropped me a line and mentioned they are working on a press release about their launch party for the California Deathrock coffee table...

Around the Web: Dipping Into Sexy Toy Reviews

We don’t traditionally cover a lot of what they call ‘hardgoods products’ but here at APN a number of our talented writers over the years have come...

Sensual Cum Show with ZoeNova

Sensual Cum Show with ZoeNova

Super sexy APN favorite ZoeNova is in the midst of her intoxicating cum show right now and it’s very distracting trying to type this as she’s moaning and...

FedorasBox: Hot New Look and Fun Features

FedorasBox: Hot New Look and Fun Features

Fedora’s Box, or Casa de Fedora as it’s affectionately referred to inside, has a slick new look, along with lots of fun new feature, plus Fedora says they...

Burning Angel: New Liquid Latex Soon

Burning Angel just announced that they are adding Liquid Latex to their extensive toy line this winter and since I’ve played with Liquid Latex before and know what...

BlueBlood: Backstage Passes An Anthology of Rock and Roll Erotica from the Pages of Blue Blood

Beda and Ed have done interviews with Blue Blood’s Amelia G before and, of course, we cover many of BlueBlood.com‘s site updates, but I never knew Blue Blood...

Babeland: Sex Furniture for the Lazy Dog

Babeland just sent out their latest staff picks and this little wonder really caught my eye. It’s called the Iceberg by Love Bumpers, which sounds more like a Soul...