Sex Toys Unboxing: Divine Interventions


Divine Interventions is a small, earnest group of artisans who are proud to bring to you high-quality silicone dildos. Hand crafted and hand colored in small batches. These toys are not for the faint of heart. Their inventory includes the baby Jesus butt plug, the Bible Thumper (vibe toy with bullet hole), and Holy Water lube. They’ve also created the following dildos: Buddha’s Delight, Celtic Cross, Colt, Devil, Diving Nun, God’s Immaculate Rod, and the Grim Reaper.

Last but certainly not least is their infamous seven and a half inch Jackhammer Jesus dildo. This crucifix shaped toy comes complete with a detailed Jesus hanging on the cross. This toy is girthy with a bulbous head. I chose mine in silver with mica pigment swirls. Each product has several firmness and color options for you to customize your toy just the way you want. Go have a look at their website and you can watch me unbox the jackhammer jesus and bible thumper toys in my full unboxing video. “‘Sanctus Orgasmicus’—Toys so blessedly good, even the Gods use them.”

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