Category: Equipment Reviews
Tomorrow is National Plushie Day
KittyTwoOctober 27, 2025
National Plushie Day sneaks up every October 28th and, honestly, it’s one of those just because holidays that deserves way more hype. There’s something about...
Secret Dome: Kinky Perversion To Go!
KurtLoadedJuly 16, 2025
I found this perv party treasure at the most recent AVN/AEE Expo, and talk about things you didn’t know you need until you see them. Secret Dome offers a collection of...
Colorful Cook: Falling For Fitch
TruantJuly 14, 2025
Colorful Cook has such a distinctive style to their entire toy line, from the luxuriously soft smooth texture of their high quality platinum cure silicone, to their...
Our Erotic Journey: Zodiac Collection
TruantJuly 11, 2025
Hey There Baby, What’s Your Sign? Our friends over at Our Erotic Journey have been brainstorming some fun new accessories and just released their Zodiac Collection,...
Hankey’s Toys: Slipping on Banana Dildo is A-Peeling
KittyTwoJuly 9, 2025
I love my Hankey’s Toys Banana Dildo. Girthy, but still suitable for vaginal use. Well, the small, which I have, is, and I think the medium would be too. The small is...
Faux Phallus Frangipani V-Plug
Molly CaseJuly 7, 2025
Faux Phallus is famous for their beautiful botanical sculpts and the Frangipani V-Plug is no exception. It is narrower at the top while still being rounded, expanding to...
Opening Up Gothic Beauty Box 56
KittyTwoJuly 4, 2025
Gothic Beauty Magazine was one of the first publications that got me interested in alternative style. I love that they are still publishing and curating lifestyle Gothic...
CeelCee Dragons Unarmed Strike: Fisting and Community
BedaHoydenishJuly 2, 2025
We were intrigued when ShopDad tweeted a pic from his room at the AltStar Expo with the caption, “Doing some dildo engineering with @Ceelcee_ while at the AltStar...
Bad Dragon: Zephyr the Wind Dragon!
TruantJune 30, 2025
Bad Dragon has been dropping some real bangers lately, and I’m totally enthralled by their new depth specialist, Zephyr the Wind Dragon. The long slender deco...
Celebrate Pride Month with Special Nothosaur Treats
TruantJune 11, 2025
If you are a fan of fun fantasy toys, Pride Month is always a treat, as some of our favorite indie toy artists roll out some of the best designs in fantastically bright...
Rockstar Wigs: Dramatic Hairstyles
KittyTwoMay 28, 2025
Rockstar Wigs is the brainchild of artist Charles Reger. Although his personal work may contain themes like punks making out, his previous design work was apparently...
Bad Dragon: Andre the Mammoth
TruantMay 27, 2025
According to Bad Dragon archana, Andre the Mammoth is a proud, and massive tusked, gregarious elephantine barbarian with a thirst for adventure. He likes to party and...
Chakrubs Original Crystal Sex Toys
TruantMay 26, 2025
Chakrubs invites us into the world of magical crystal sex tools. Looking through their creations is like a trip to the Natural History Museum with and experiences...
Welcome Mr. Hankey’s XTRA Minis
KittyTwoMay 24, 2025
Today, the angels sang! Hankey’s Toys just dropped a new XTRA collection. I have long been an admirer of the incredibly beautiful sculpts from Hankey’s Toys. As art...
B-Vibe Rimming Plug w/ Remote
TruantMay 23, 2025
The B-Vibe Rimming Plug is one of the most innovative butt toys the industry has ever seen. Not only does this USB rechargeable buttplug have a remote control (effective...
Happy World Goth Day from Bad Dragon
SpiderMikeMay 22, 2025
As they often do, Bad Dragon celebrates World Goth Day with some delightfully dark pours. This special Bad Dragon link will get you to all the current inventory...
Elemental toys: Expanding Bam! Bam!
TruantMay 22, 2025
I’ve finally gotten my hands on my very own AltStar Awards nominated Bam! Bam! from Elemental Toys. I’ve had a crush on this toy ever since I saw it nominated by the...
Nothosaur: Ein the Horny Unicorn
TruantMay 19, 2025
Nothosaur is another fun toy company with spectacular lore built around their toys. Their entire line exists within their complex fantasy world and the story of Ein is...
Bad Dragon Pride Rainbow Toys Drop
BedaHoydenishJune 3, 2023
As part of celebrating Pride Month, Bad Dragon is creating tons of ready-made inventory with fun rainbow color schemes. Since they started the Pride toy drop yesterday,...
Happy World Goth Day from Bad Dragon
BedaHoydenishMay 22, 2023
We love all things subculture here at AltPorn.Net so we are thrilled to see the sexy collision of goth and Bad Dragon for World Goth Day. In the desert where mystical...
Bad Dragon: Jerry the Gnome April Fool’s
BedaHoydenishApril 2, 2023
If you saw Bad Dragon‘s April first post about their new Jerry the Gnome toy, you could be forgiven for assuming it was not real. If you obsessively hit reload on...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Hot Octopuss DiGiT Vibe
Miss LoLoApril 12, 2022
Hot Octopuss products have been featured in GQ, Playboy and Cosmopolitan! Their products have been winning awards since 2014. Give their website a visit there you will...
Sex Toys Unboxing: The Wandering Bard Medusa
Miss LoLoApril 11, 2022
Do you like dildos? Do you like Dungeons and Dragons? I have the perfect sex toy company for you! The Wandering Bard Toys, based in Fremont California, supplies you with...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Phreak Toys Brutus and Dovah
Miss LoLoApril 8, 2022
There’s a fantastic sex toy company that resides in a secret location in North Yorkshire and you can join them at phreak dot club. This company was founded by...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Hankey’s Taintacle and Uni
Miss LoLoApril 5, 2022
They’re known for having really large (and small) toys and they’re one of the most award winning companies out there. You know them, it’s...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Twin Tail Creations Slikk
Miss LoLoApril 2, 2022
Twin Tail Creations is here to provide you with platinum cured silicone body safe fantasy creations for your sex toy needs. These creations can stand up to a...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Twilight Meadows Creations Selkie
Miss LoLoMarch 30, 2022
Twilight Meadow Creations makes unique, body safe, fantasy sex toys. This company was founded in 2019 by a queer multidisciplinary artist. This passion project turned...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Crystal Delights Sparkle Plugs
Miss LoLoMarch 28, 2022
Crystal Delights started in 2008 as a way for Second Life users to purchase in game products. In 2010 the first physical real world Crystal Delights plug was sent out...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Hankey’s Toys Venemous Tongue and Davy’s Tendrils
Miss LoLoMarch 24, 2022
Let me introduce you to a couple of amazing products from Hankey’s Toys. When it comes to making dildos, the love of their work shows through in the details. Even...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Zlotech Diablo and Wicked
Miss LoLoMarch 22, 2022
Zlotek is run by a Dutch couple from the Netherlands. They were looking to spice up their life and went all in, quit their jobs, and began making creative dildos. Their...
St. Paddy’s Day Luck of the Dragon
KittyTwoMarch 17, 2022
Bad Dragon is wishing you all a Happy St. Patrick’s Day with their holiday-inspired toy drop. If you’ve been longing for a silicone friend in green, this is...
FunKit: Lets Play Some Random Encounter Sex Dice
TruantMarch 8, 2022
Since time immemorial, sex dice have been the quintessentially awful adult novelty item, so full of promise and yet always a disappointment. People naturally like a...
Chaturbate Adds MotorBunny Integration
TruantMay 28, 2021
The innovative folks over at Chaturbate have just announced that they have coded up the fun new ability for their performers to offer viewers remote control over their...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Aiimi and Magnify from Peepshow Toys
Miss LoLoSeptember 16, 2020
I highly appreciate companies that take care of their customers and make sure they know what’s going in, out, and around their body. Founded in 2013, this company...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Phoenixflame Creations Hati and Jehiel
Miss LoLoSeptember 13, 2020
On Phoenixflame’s Etsy store there are plenty of models to choose from. >Phoenixflame Creation’s bag of dicklets are a fantastic collectible. You can also...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Tantus Panty Play
Miss LoLoDecember 9, 2019
At Tantus your sexual education is top priority. Each product is handpicked by their staff. Tantus uses body safe products in all of their toys. At their website...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Tantus Magma
Miss LoLoDecember 2, 2019
Tantus’s website is the perfect place to be if you are a newcomer to the world of sex toys. Their blog will educate you with opinions and stories from an array of...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Kudu Voodoo Laughing Dragon
Miss LoLoMay 24, 2019
These one-of-a-kind products are brought to you by a very creative artist. This company specializes in anthropomorphic dildos, I’m talking about Kudu Voodoo! They...
Sex Doll Brings Your Fantasies To Life
SkyApril 17, 2019
Wow, sex doll technology has come a long way over the years, and today’s are getting so life-like and so customized that the days of just choosing from a few set...
Sex Toys Unboxing: Sensuelle Point Plus from Peepshow Toys
Miss LoLoMarch 17, 2019
Peepshow Toys makes products that are all-inclusive. This progressive team believes a sexual revolution is underway. They provide sex toys made from non toxic materials...
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