Bad Dragon: Andre the Mammoth

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According to Bad Dragon archana, Andre the Mammoth is a proud, and massive tusked, gregarious elephantine barbarian with a thirst for adventure. He likes to party and he’s down for whatever. But, be warned, although Andre comes in a variety of sizes, his 2X size is the biggest toy in the entire Bad Dragon collection. This thing is a real beast, measuring in at 20” tall and weighing 16 pounds! So, for everyone interested in testing your limits, this fella is sure to be the challenge you may be looking for. Mine is a more manageable ‘medium’ which is still an impressive 9” of usable length and just shy of 5” of diameter at the base. I really like that Andre pleases both my love for depth and girth, and that nice bumpy curve feels amazing as well. The tapered and wedged head is great for finding that sometimes elusive sigmoid colon for the deepest anal penetration and that sizable increase in width as you find your way down over the preputial ring can be a real thrill. The bumpy organic silhouette of this toy makes it particularly fun for aggressive riding too. I think Andre would be a great toy for can shows and fantasy clips, given its unique shape, which seems geared toward showing every detail of penetration. So, for everyone looking to be truly concurred, Andre the Mammoth is a formidable barbarian to have at your gate.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic




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