Category: AltPorn Updates
BlueBlood: Blue Sky
EdRothJuly 10, 2006
Down on AP Ranch, we take things slow. A leisurely day of ridin’ and ropin’ and admirin’ the fine hindquarters of a lady like Miss Ariel X. Let’s...
RazorDolls: King of The Throne!
EdRothJuly 10, 2006
The attraction women feels towards you is directly proportional to the size of your sunglassses, apparently. RazorDolls writes: Icarus and Miss Marli Jane were troopers...
Burning Angel: Isis – goddess of ASS!
DarkseidJuly 10, 2006
Worshipping this goddess is a religion I could really get behind! Burning Angel writes: Isis took a moment to contemplate life, in her panties. Check it out!
BlueBlood: Dana Dearmond and Ivy Tara Go Camping
EdRothJuly 9, 2006
Usually when I go camping, my main concern is not wiping my ass with poison ivy. Dana Dearmond has found a more compelling interest Tara Ivy on Blueblood.com.
RazorDolls: The Art of Seduction!
EdRothJuly 9, 2006
In order to distract myself from furiously masturbating to the ultra-hot Stoya, let’s take a look at the thought-provoking lyrics of Quad City DJs’...
BlueBlood: Lydia Ivy West – Pink Blonde
EdRothJuly 8, 2006
There are little things I find particularly interesting in certain photographs, and one of them is when a woman in heels has her toes turned inward. It’s this...
RazorDolls: Down By The Tracks
EdRothJuly 8, 2006
Marli Jane is the hottest hobo I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some fucking sexy hobos. RazorDolls writes: Who says you cant find anything good by the train...
InkyGirls: Claire: Hot Stuff
MelisandeJuly 8, 2006
I would make a Fire Marshall Bill reference here, but the red and yellow colors of Claire’s outfit brought Ronald McDonald to mind and, basically, my head just...
BlueBlood: Morrigan Hel in black stockings
EdRothJuly 7, 2006
What do you even say to a woman like Morrigan Hel? She’s incredibly sexy, powerful, and likely to cut your head off with some of those big scissors from Exorcist...
RazorDolls: Abigail Silk Graces Razordolls
EdRothJuly 7, 2006
The tiger shark is often known as “the wastebasket of the sea.” RazorDolls writes: Check out the latest addition to the wonderful world of Razordolls.com...
InkyGirls: Mia: Parlour
MelisandeJuly 7, 2006
Whenever I hang out in old Victorian house parlours, I always take my clothes off. Miss Manners would back me up on this … or she would after we drank a bottle of...
BlueBlood: Green Door
EdRothJuly 6, 2006
The Cramps had a song called “Green Door” on their Psychedelic Jungle album. Midnight, one more night without sleeping Watching, ’til the morning comes...
RazorDolls: Cyberella!
EdRothJuly 6, 2006
If she’s Cyberella, shouldn’t she have some kind of robot fist like those Shogun Warriors toys from the late 70s? Maybe it could shoot off of her arm too....
Nerdpr0n: by the window
EdRothJuly 6, 2006
I hate to say this Anna, but those windows are never gonna survive the coming zombie apocalypse. Nerdpr0n writes: I went out to Seattle to visit with Cloei from...
Burning Angel: Angelina!
MelisandeJuly 6, 2006
Angelina is not your grandfather’s Betty Crocker, that’s for damn sure. Who wants muffins? Burning Angel writes: Wouldn’t it be nice if Angelina lived...
BlueBlood: Argyle Latex
EdRothJuly 5, 2006
In the far future, all students will look like Kumimonster, and pants will be banned from the classroom.
RazorDolls: Sex Party Over Heeeere!!
EdRothJuly 5, 2006
Sometimes I’ve been working hard and I need to take a break too. Like when I move from my recliner to my couch. That’s the way I roll, dogg. RazorDolls...
SpookyBlog: Adorable Stevie Neko with her Glow Sticks!
EdRothJuly 5, 2006
I’m digging the fact that it looks like there’s a light saber on her hoohah. SpookyBlog writes: EroticBPM wouldn’t be complete without it’s...
BlueBlood.com: The Older I Get, The Better I Fuck
EdRothJuly 4, 2006
Happy July 4th to all our readers in the USA! We’ve already celebrated a bit at AP HQ by blowing up some shit, but on the other side of the country our pals at...
CyberDyke: Penelope and Anna…
EdRothJuly 4, 2006
I posted about this set before, but I’m posting about it again, because I really like looking at this picture. CyberDyke writes: Strap-on lovin’!
BlueBlood: Silky Black
EdRothJuly 4, 2006
Things that won’t be happening anytime soon: 1) I win the lottery 2) I get signed to Metropolis and tour with Combichrist 3) I get to lay around this superhot bed...
InkyGirls: Babs: Bedroom
EdRothJuly 4, 2006
With her bandanna, Babs kinda looks like that “We Can Do It!” chick from the WW2 propaganda posters. I always wanted to bone that chick. InkyGirls writes:...
NoFauxxx: Asha in rope; Trouble and Rusty
EdRothJuly 3, 2006
Is rope bondage a varsity sport? If not, it damn well should be! NoFauxxx writes: NoFauxxx Varsity girl Asha is finally back with a set you’re...
CyberDyke: Sensual tease…
EdRothJuly 3, 2006
Sometimes life is too much like Eyes Wide Shut. Then again, sometimes it’s not enough like Eyes Wide Shut. CyberDyke writes: Makaio, masked…
Nerdpr0n: bibliophilia
EdRothJuly 3, 2006
Man, I tried to fuck a book once, but the papercuts were killer. Not so for Anna, it seems! Nerdpr0n writes: I am a bibliophile. No two ways about it. I covet, hoard,...
Burning Angel: Daphne!
EdRothJuly 2, 2006
Daphne’s in a rough neighborhood. Do you need a ride home, madam? Just have a seat next to me in my 89 Ford Festiva, and let Smoove E take care of everything.
InkyGirls: Oddity: Combat
EdRothJuly 2, 2006
I think Oddity was in Death Wish III. That’s the one where Charles Bronson takes it to a gang of punks in LA with a bazooka. That bazooka kicked ass. InkyGirls...
CyberDyke: Sappho’s Girls: Xephyra and Zille!
EdRothJuly 2, 2006
This combo sounds like some kind of super mega robot lesbians from space. Which may be true, actually. Hot robot lesbians… mmmm… CyberDyke writes: Real-life...
eroticBPM: Nikki
EdRothJuly 1, 2006
eroticBPM comes through for us with the gorgeous hottie Nikki. I find her interesting purely from an artistic standpoint, of course. Nikki is cute, sexy, and sporting...
InkyGirls: Richard: Froofy
EdRothJuly 1, 2006
Richard’s just so adorable in froof and fluff! And maybe if I keep telling her that she’ll hit me! InkyGirls writes: Richard is a very, very dangerous girl....
Burning Angel: Joanna fucks Frosty the Snowman
EdRothJuly 1, 2006
If that’s a snowman, where’s his carrot nose, and why isn’t Joanna fucking it? Burning Angel writes: The moral of the story is, you can’t build a...
InkyGirls: Nikki: Birthday
EdRothJune 30, 2006
Our tattooed galfriend Nikki is celebrating her birthday, and she’s dressed appropriately. I hope we get to have some fun before I pass out from the sugar coma....
Burning Angel: Aurora!
EdRothJune 30, 2006
I can’t really tell, but I think I saw what’s on Aurora’s ass on the wall of a pharaoh’s tomb once. That sets up a “tomb raider” joke...
CyberDyke: Sasha Monet + Audrey!
EdRothJune 30, 2006
When I try to blur the line between friends and lovers, I usually get kicked in the sack. It seems to working out better for these two lovelies from Sappho’ s...
CyberDyke: Natali – ten sexy shots!
EdRothJune 29, 2006
10 free shots of super-betty Natali at CyberDyke? Booyah!
Fatal Beauty: Libertine Set: Polka dot action
EdRothJune 28, 2006
I skipped the polka-dots and went straight to the blank panties and furred heels. Classy! Fatal Beauty writes: The oh-so-pretty Libertine strips out of her cute polka...
Fatal Beauty: Youn-Kyung Set: Pretty Red
EdRothJune 27, 2006
Youn-Kyung is what we like to call da bomb. She’s brought her super hottness back for a second set on the big FB. Fatal Beauty writes: Yay a new set of Youn-Kyung....
CyberDyke: Ten hot shots of Sybil from Sappho’s Girls!
EdRothJune 26, 2006
Sybil apparently has some of that waterproof makeup. I approve!
InkyGirls: Melissa: Sweetheart
EdRothJune 26, 2006
My sweet Miss Melissa Mayhem is back, and I am very, very pleased. Oh, and jealous, because I’d really like to have been in Megu’s position for this set....
CyberDyke: Sappho’s Girl: Brianna, Shadow and Light
EdRothJune 25, 2006
Ah, Sappho’s Girls: superhot women who have no interest in my genital configuration. But in my mind, they swing both ways, baby! Weee! I am such a dork.
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