Category: AltPorn Updates

Burning Angel: Joanna fucks Frosty the Snowman

If that’s a snowman, where’s his carrot nose, and why isn’t Joanna fucking it? Burning Angel writes: The moral of the story is, you can’t build a...

InkyGirls: Nikki: Birthday

Our tattooed galfriend Nikki is celebrating her birthday, and she’s dressed appropriately. I hope we get to have some fun before I pass out from the sugar coma....

Burning Angel: Aurora!

I can’t really tell, but I think I saw what’s on Aurora’s ass on the wall of a pharaoh’s tomb once. That sets up a “tomb raider” joke...

CyberDyke: Sasha Monet + Audrey!

When I try to blur the line between friends and lovers, I usually get kicked in the sack. It seems to working out better for these two lovelies from Sappho’ s...

CyberDyke: Natali – ten sexy shots!

10 free shots of super-betty Natali at CyberDyke? Booyah!

Fatal Beauty: Libertine Set: Polka dot action

I skipped the polka-dots and went straight to the blank panties and furred heels. Classy! Fatal Beauty writes: The oh-so-pretty Libertine strips out of her cute polka...

Fatal Beauty: Youn-Kyung Set: Pretty Red

Youn-Kyung is what we like to call da bomb. She’s brought her super hottness back for a second set on the big FB. Fatal Beauty writes: Yay a new set of Youn-Kyung....

CyberDyke: Ten hot shots of Sybil from Sappho’s Girls!

Sybil apparently has some of that waterproof makeup. I approve!

InkyGirls: Melissa: Sweetheart

My sweet Miss Melissa Mayhem is back, and I am very, very pleased. Oh, and jealous, because I’d really like to have been in Megu’s position for this set....

CyberDyke: Sappho’s Girl: Brianna, Shadow and Light

Ah, Sappho’s Girls: superhot women who have no interest in my genital configuration. But in my mind, they swing both ways, baby! Weee! I am such a dork.

Nerdpr0n: Super Mario brothers!

Baby, leave the shirt on so I can see Mario smiling while I do you. Cha-Ching! Nerdpr0n writes: and for your pictures this week…meet my best friend the Nintendo...

CyberDyke: Nadajh, ever so studious…

Nadajh is such a cutie! Maybe I can help her with her homework…

Fatal Beauty: matt_zodiak Set: 6-6-6

I guess this was posted on June 6. Guess who’s a little slow on the posting? Fatal Beauty writes: Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number...

InkyGirls: Marie: Tights

Oh InkyGirls, how I’ve missed you! Megu and the girls are back in our queue, and we’ll be giving them lots and lots of HOT WET COVERAGE. InkyGirls writes:...

Burning Angel: More and More and More Morgan

Bouncing quarters off Morgan’s pretty ass sounds like a great way to kill an afternoon. Maybe someone’s got a roll in their pocket I can borrow! Burning...

Burning Angel: Cheshire!

My idea of a tasteful flower arrangement includes a girl with a flaming tattooed heart and buckets of décolletage. This will definitely liven up my next afternoon tea...

Burning Angel: Angela Ryan!

We just did a feature on uberhottie Angela Ryan, and now she’s on Burning Angel. What a koinkydink! Burning Angel writes: The famous Angela Ryan is part of the...

Featured Model: Angela Ryan

I guess you could say that I officially started my modeling career four years ago, but I can’t remember a time growing up when my mom didn’t have a camera in...

Burning Angel: Apathy!

You may recall a Robocop reference from my last post about Apathy. This time I want to be more sensitive, because she looks a little down. How can I cheer her up? Maybe...

Nerdpr0n: blue fishnets!

I like fishnets lots. Not sure about them being cut-up though…. I’d rather she kept them on. Maybe just tear a hole in the right spot… Nerdpr0n writes:...

Burning Angel: Chapel!

You see those tattoos around Chapel‘s areolas? You know what they say? “Don’t fuck with me.” That’s what. Burning Angel writes: Is it...

BlueBlood: Feets

I’m not big into the feet, but when a woman like Natali Demore does a little self-sucking on her big toe, I’m willing to open my mind a bit.

Featured Photographer: Chad Michael Ward

I’m a digital artist, photographer and filmmaker residing in Los Angeles. CA. I’ve spent the last decade specializing in horror and fantasy art. In 2002 I...

Nerdpr0n: /usr/bin/girl

Anna, you can nfs mount my hard disk anytime. Nerdpr0n writes: before you guys get started, let me go ahead and make a list of jokes that have already been made: chmod...

Fatal Beauty: Natas Set: Around the house

I wrote a poem: Oh Natas You can stay at my place When you come into town I’ll make you some cereal And you can be naked Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Fatal...

RazorDolls: Icarus and Tamara Get it on!!

Oooh, a new RazorDolls video! As I continue work on my epic review of RD, my favorite part of the site by far is their hot hot hot videos. Super yummy. RazorDolls...

SapphosGirls: Natali, Anais, Sabina…

The good SG brings us a hot new set of Natali enjoying herself, and Anais and Sabina enjoying each other on camera. And if you’re interested in joining the lucious...

Burning Angel: Welcome Adahlia

First off, taxis are looking a lot cooler than they used to. Secondly, I think Adahlia should have played Daisy Duke. Don’t you? Burning Angel writes: Adahlia took...

Burning Angel: New Video starring De Armond!

If it’s BurningAngel, you know it’s HAWDKORE to tha MAXXX! Burning Angel writes: You probably know Dana from Myspace, but now you can get to know her a...

Nerdpr0n: here, kitty kitty…

I like kitties a lot. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that two kitties are better than one. Nerdpr0n writes: MEOW is the only way to...

Burning Angel: Neon!

I didn’t even need to read the credits to know this was a Richard Kern set. Burning Angel writes: I If you’re hung over from memorial day, an afternoon dose...

NoFauxxx: Veronica! Dior!

NoFauxx brings us dirty boys and dirty girls in beautiful black and white… NoFauxxx writes: NoFauxxx‘s Veronica is finally back! She was supposed to be...

Burning Angel: January

Would it be wrong if I suggested January send a resume to NaughtyAmerica.com? I do love those NaughtyOffice videos… Burning Angel writes: January just graduated...

Blueblood responds to rumors regarding SuicideGirls content sale

I normally try to keep this site free of the bullshit that gets tossed around behind the scenes. I cover sites that I don’t know super well, and sites that some...

NoFauxxx: Nicky Click

NoFauxxx writes: NoFauxxx loves to brag about all the underground heros that sign up to strip for us, and here’s another to add to our super star roster: Queer...

Burning Angel: Look! It’s Anouck!

Anouck! Is Back! I Am Pumped! But I Have A Pretty Damn Good Record Collection Myself, Missy! Burning Angel writes: Anouck is here to tell you that she has a better...

Fatal Beauty: Synesthesia Set: All about the feets

More from Collin Rae means more glowy lighting and more feet! I wonder how much it would cost to get my toes taken care of… See the rest of this hot, foot-friendly...

CyberDyke: Sappho’s Girls favorite blue-haired vixen… Tess!

Blue-haired? Did you say blue-haired? There is little I won’t do for a woman with blue hair, especially one with a big katana. Check out the rest of her vorpal set...

Fatal Beauty: Elle Set: Sexy Shirt

Hi Elle. Will you wear my shirt? Please? It has buttons, and I know you like buttons. Fatal Beauty writes: There is just something incredibly sexy about a beautiful girl...

RazorDolls: Hot New photos of Dallas

A site I’ve been digging on lately is Razordolls.com. While I work on a review, check out these hot pics of Dallas from a new set on RD. RazorDolls writes: Come...