Category: AltPorn Updates
RazorDolls: Cyberella!
EdRothJuly 6, 2006
If she’s Cyberella, shouldn’t she have some kind of robot fist like those Shogun Warriors toys from the late 70s? Maybe it could shoot off of her arm too....
Nerdpr0n: by the window
EdRothJuly 6, 2006
I hate to say this Anna, but those windows are never gonna survive the coming zombie apocalypse. Nerdpr0n writes: I went out to Seattle to visit with Cloei from...
Burning Angel: Angelina!
MelisandeJuly 6, 2006
Angelina is not your grandfather’s Betty Crocker, that’s for damn sure. Who wants muffins? Burning Angel writes: Wouldn’t it be nice if Angelina lived...
BlueBlood: Argyle Latex
EdRothJuly 5, 2006
In the far future, all students will look like Kumimonster, and pants will be banned from the classroom.
RazorDolls: Sex Party Over Heeeere!!
EdRothJuly 5, 2006
Sometimes I’ve been working hard and I need to take a break too. Like when I move from my recliner to my couch. That’s the way I roll, dogg. RazorDolls...
SpookyBlog: Adorable Stevie Neko with her Glow Sticks!
EdRothJuly 5, 2006
I’m digging the fact that it looks like there’s a light saber on her hoohah. SpookyBlog writes: EroticBPM wouldn’t be complete without it’s...
BlueBlood.com: The Older I Get, The Better I Fuck
EdRothJuly 4, 2006
Happy July 4th to all our readers in the USA! We’ve already celebrated a bit at AP HQ by blowing up some shit, but on the other side of the country our pals at...
CyberDyke: Penelope and Anna…
EdRothJuly 4, 2006
I posted about this set before, but I’m posting about it again, because I really like looking at this picture. CyberDyke writes: Strap-on lovin’!
BlueBlood: Silky Black
EdRothJuly 4, 2006
Things that won’t be happening anytime soon: 1) I win the lottery 2) I get signed to Metropolis and tour with Combichrist 3) I get to lay around this superhot bed...
InkyGirls: Babs: Bedroom
EdRothJuly 4, 2006
With her bandanna, Babs kinda looks like that “We Can Do It!” chick from the WW2 propaganda posters. I always wanted to bone that chick. InkyGirls writes:...
NoFauxxx: Asha in rope; Trouble and Rusty
EdRothJuly 3, 2006
Is rope bondage a varsity sport? If not, it damn well should be! NoFauxxx writes: NoFauxxx Varsity girl Asha is finally back with a set you’re...
CyberDyke: Sensual tease…
EdRothJuly 3, 2006
Sometimes life is too much like Eyes Wide Shut. Then again, sometimes it’s not enough like Eyes Wide Shut. CyberDyke writes: Makaio, masked…
Nerdpr0n: bibliophilia
EdRothJuly 3, 2006
Man, I tried to fuck a book once, but the papercuts were killer. Not so for Anna, it seems! Nerdpr0n writes: I am a bibliophile. No two ways about it. I covet, hoard,...
Burning Angel: Daphne!
EdRothJuly 2, 2006
Daphne’s in a rough neighborhood. Do you need a ride home, madam? Just have a seat next to me in my 89 Ford Festiva, and let Smoove E take care of everything.
InkyGirls: Oddity: Combat
EdRothJuly 2, 2006
I think Oddity was in Death Wish III. That’s the one where Charles Bronson takes it to a gang of punks in LA with a bazooka. That bazooka kicked ass. InkyGirls...
CyberDyke: Sappho’s Girls: Xephyra and Zille!
EdRothJuly 2, 2006
This combo sounds like some kind of super mega robot lesbians from space. Which may be true, actually. Hot robot lesbians… mmmm… CyberDyke writes: Real-life...
eroticBPM: Nikki
EdRothJuly 1, 2006
eroticBPM comes through for us with the gorgeous hottie Nikki. I find her interesting purely from an artistic standpoint, of course. Nikki is cute, sexy, and sporting...
InkyGirls: Richard: Froofy
EdRothJuly 1, 2006
Richard’s just so adorable in froof and fluff! And maybe if I keep telling her that she’ll hit me! InkyGirls writes: Richard is a very, very dangerous girl....
Burning Angel: Joanna fucks Frosty the Snowman
EdRothJuly 1, 2006
If that’s a snowman, where’s his carrot nose, and why isn’t Joanna fucking it? Burning Angel writes: The moral of the story is, you can’t build a...
InkyGirls: Nikki: Birthday
EdRothJune 30, 2006
Our tattooed galfriend Nikki is celebrating her birthday, and she’s dressed appropriately. I hope we get to have some fun before I pass out from the sugar coma....
Burning Angel: Aurora!
EdRothJune 30, 2006
I can’t really tell, but I think I saw what’s on Aurora’s ass on the wall of a pharaoh’s tomb once. That sets up a “tomb raider” joke...
CyberDyke: Sasha Monet + Audrey!
EdRothJune 30, 2006
When I try to blur the line between friends and lovers, I usually get kicked in the sack. It seems to working out better for these two lovelies from Sappho’ s...
CyberDyke: Natali – ten sexy shots!
EdRothJune 29, 2006
10 free shots of super-betty Natali at CyberDyke? Booyah!
Fatal Beauty: Libertine Set: Polka dot action
EdRothJune 28, 2006
I skipped the polka-dots and went straight to the blank panties and furred heels. Classy! Fatal Beauty writes: The oh-so-pretty Libertine strips out of her cute polka...
Fatal Beauty: Youn-Kyung Set: Pretty Red
EdRothJune 27, 2006
Youn-Kyung is what we like to call da bomb. She’s brought her super hottness back for a second set on the big FB. Fatal Beauty writes: Yay a new set of Youn-Kyung....
CyberDyke: Ten hot shots of Sybil from Sappho’s Girls!
EdRothJune 26, 2006
Sybil apparently has some of that waterproof makeup. I approve!
InkyGirls: Melissa: Sweetheart
EdRothJune 26, 2006
My sweet Miss Melissa Mayhem is back, and I am very, very pleased. Oh, and jealous, because I’d really like to have been in Megu’s position for this set....
CyberDyke: Sappho’s Girl: Brianna, Shadow and Light
EdRothJune 25, 2006
Ah, Sappho’s Girls: superhot women who have no interest in my genital configuration. But in my mind, they swing both ways, baby! Weee! I am such a dork.
Nerdpr0n: Super Mario brothers!
EdRothJune 24, 2006
Baby, leave the shirt on so I can see Mario smiling while I do you. Cha-Ching! Nerdpr0n writes: and for your pictures this week…meet my best friend the Nintendo...
CyberDyke: Nadajh, ever so studious…
EdRothJune 23, 2006
Nadajh is such a cutie! Maybe I can help her with her homework…
Fatal Beauty: matt_zodiak Set: 6-6-6
EdRothJune 22, 2006
I guess this was posted on June 6. Guess who’s a little slow on the posting? Fatal Beauty writes: Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number...
InkyGirls: Marie: Tights
EdRothJune 21, 2006
Oh InkyGirls, how I’ve missed you! Megu and the girls are back in our queue, and we’ll be giving them lots and lots of HOT WET COVERAGE. InkyGirls writes:...
Burning Angel: More and More and More Morgan
MelisandeJune 20, 2006
Bouncing quarters off Morgan’s pretty ass sounds like a great way to kill an afternoon. Maybe someone’s got a roll in their pocket I can borrow! Burning...
Burning Angel: Cheshire!
MelisandeJune 19, 2006
My idea of a tasteful flower arrangement includes a girl with a flaming tattooed heart and buckets of décolletage. This will definitely liven up my next afternoon tea...
Burning Angel: Angela Ryan!
EdRothJune 16, 2006
We just did a feature on uberhottie Angela Ryan, and now she’s on Burning Angel. What a koinkydink! Burning Angel writes: The famous Angela Ryan is part of the...
Featured Model: Angela Ryan
EdRothJune 15, 2006
I guess you could say that I officially started my modeling career four years ago, but I can’t remember a time growing up when my mom didn’t have a camera in...
Burning Angel: Apathy!
EdRothJune 14, 2006
You may recall a Robocop reference from my last post about Apathy. This time I want to be more sensitive, because she looks a little down. How can I cheer her up? Maybe...
Nerdpr0n: blue fishnets!
EdRothJune 13, 2006
I like fishnets lots. Not sure about them being cut-up though…. I’d rather she kept them on. Maybe just tear a hole in the right spot… Nerdpr0n writes:...
Burning Angel: Chapel!
EdRothJune 13, 2006
You see those tattoos around Chapel‘s areolas? You know what they say? “Don’t fuck with me.” That’s what. Burning Angel writes: Is it...
BlueBlood: Feets
EdRothJune 12, 2006
I’m not big into the feet, but when a woman like Natali Demore does a little self-sucking on her big toe, I’m willing to open my mind a bit.
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