Category: AltPorn Updates
CyberDyke: Fierce Is, Well, You Know …
MelisandeSeptember 22, 2006
I love her boyish slicked-back hairdo, especially when paired with that nice rack. Yum! Check out the teaser page on the CyberDyke LiveJournal community for more photos,...
BurningAngel: Pinky, The 80s Fashion Icon
MelisandeSeptember 21, 2006
Man, check out that jean skirt over lace leggings. Can you say “on the way to a Madonna concert” or what? Plus, bonus peek-a-boo open toed shoes!...
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Double Dildo Penetration … A Lot
MelisandeSeptember 21, 2006
Dear Anna, If you need a hand with putting those dildos somewhere, I can help! Love, Melisande P.S. I’ll give you something to investigate! Nerdpr0n writes: Ooh,...
Featured Model: Vivian Viva
EdRothSeptember 20, 2006
I actually started modeling at 14, mom put me in modeling school and I did some fashion and runway, then stopped. Went on with life and married then divorced, after my...
DeviantNation: Airrica Marks Herself Up
MelisandeSeptember 20, 2006
You know what would be really kinky? If Airrica got someone to write a sestina on her back. That might even be hotter than actual intercourse for poetry nerds!...
BlueBlood: Kellie Vamps It Up
MelisandeSeptember 19, 2006
The “blood” in this photoset is supposedly vanilla-flavored, according to the blurb on the Blueblood gallery. I didn’t know goths tasted like vanilla!...
BurningAngel: Chapel!
MelisandeSeptember 19, 2006
Nine Inch Nails fangirls should never be gagged without prior consent. I mean, I’m sure they’ll like it, but it’s only proper manners to ask first....
DeviantNation: Antietam Models The Latest in Barette Technology
MelisandeSeptember 18, 2006
This photoset is supposed to feature a lollipop but I’m kinda fixated on the barettes. Um, maybe she could do an all-barettes set next? DeviantNation writes:...
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Alan Moore … A Lot
MelisandeSeptember 18, 2006
Dear Anna, I had no idea “Lost Girls” was even coming out in hardcover, so I have to thank you for alerting me to its existence. Sadly, I’ve become so...
RazorDolls: Regan Reese Eats A Hamburger
MelisandeSeptember 17, 2006
I have nothing more to add here, other than the sentence “I like to eat Regan Reese while Anything!” not being gramatically correct. What. Figures that...
CyberDyke: Sapphire On Hardwood Floor
MelisandeSeptember 17, 2006
Combinations of precious gems and chemically treated wood are sometimes successful, as Sapphire demonstrates in this photoshoot. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls...
BlueBlood: Xanthia Rubbernecks In The Backseat
MelisandeSeptember 16, 2006
I apologize for the horrible pun, but when faced with Xanthia’s rubber-encased breasticles, I am at a loss for words. Forgive me.
SpookyBlog: Scar Lets The Puppies Breathe
MelisandeSeptember 16, 2006
Scar just loves hanging out on rooftops totally naked, and I love her for it. SpookyBlog writes: Scar 13 occasionally even braves the bright sunshine for a sexy shoot...
BurningAngel: Kayla Loiters In Front Of Graffiti Wall
MelisandeSeptember 15, 2006
She doesn’t even have a can of spray paint in her hand! What kind of b-girl is she!?! BurningAngel writes: Poor Kayla: she gets really excited over grafitti art,...
InkyGirls: Mona’s A Tiger At The Makeup Mirror
MelisandeSeptember 14, 2006
Attention Bettie Page Reenactor Fetishists! Mona’s got a new photoset at InkyGirls! What more do I need to say here!
DeviantNation: Frilly Panties Allowed In Bathtubs For The First Time Ever!
MelisandeSeptember 14, 2006
What is it with the frilly panties rage among all the kids? Are girdles coming back, too? DeviantNation writes: The devilishly delicious Junior Miss cleans up for us.
CyberDyke: Widows Get It On
MelisandeSeptember 13, 2006
I’m not sure I would recommend this method of dealing with grief, but if it works for you, go for it! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn...
BlueBlood: Marriah’s New Couch Technique Is Unstoppable
MelisandeSeptember 13, 2006
What Marriah can do with a crop and a davenport is simply amazing. She is well versed in The Art Of The Topless!
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Stacks … A Lot
MelisandeSeptember 12, 2006
Dear Anna, Why couldn’t you have flashed in a library *I* was studying in, just once? Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: I had these pictures sitting around for...
BurningAngel: Adahlia Enjoys Fresh Fruits
MelisandeSeptember 12, 2006
Adahlia’s bra makes her breasts look like grapefruits. What is up with that? And what is up with the monster green earrings? It’s like a fruit explosion!...
DeviantNation: Ali Orange Chillaxes In The Desert
MelisandeSeptember 11, 2006
“Chillax” and “desert” are oxymorons, however. “Chilled dessert,” on the other hand, is the perfect apres-photoshoot treat. Hopefully...
CyberDyke: Lillie Lounges Around
MelisandeSeptember 11, 2006
Lillie’s not shy about lying around in the altogether. Also, that bed looks mighty comfortable. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn for...
RazorDolls: Gia, In A State Of Undress
MelisandeSeptember 10, 2006
Gia doesn’t remind me of my childhood at all. She reminds me of someone who forgot to get dressed in the morning. RazorDolls writes: Theres something about seeing...
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Video Action
MelisandeSeptember 10, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with tattoos fuck on video? Burning Angel writes: You’ve seen the photos… but on this evening I present to you the world...
DeviantNation: Ramen Hooks Up With Her Robot “Friend”
MelisandeSeptember 9, 2006
I’d read Diesel Sweeties more often if they included hardcore woman/robot action. Thank you Deviant Nation for catering to the fantasies of robot lovers!...
BurningAngel: MORE PHOTOS OF RAE!
MelisandeSeptember 8, 2006
Classic car enthusiasts would enjoy Rae. The drag racing action would be so hot. BurningAngel writes: If everyone who drove a pick-up truck was as pretty as Rae, the...
CyberDyke: Sabina and Anais Play With Water Hoses
MelisandeSeptember 7, 2006
Oh no! Their clothes got wet! They’ll have to get naked and have the sex! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women! Click...
DeviantNation: Scarlit In Red And Black
MelisandeSeptember 7, 2006
Scarlit might give me the urge to dye my hair red again! Or maybe even get an unorthodox lip piercing! DeviantNation writes: Scarlit might give you the incredible urge...
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Books … A Lot
MelisandeSeptember 6, 2006
Dear Anna, I own at least 250-300 books [including Internetworking with TCP/IP Volumes 1 & 2]. Please come to my house and pose in front of them. Then maybe we can...
RazorDolls: Your Fuck Table For Two Is Ready
MelisandeSeptember 6, 2006
Why does everyone seem to think that sex on a table is comfortable? It’s a hard surface! And not in a good way! Ever try to get splinters out of your ass?...
BlueBlood: Dahlia Dark Shows Off Her Half Corset … And Her Boobies
MelisandeSeptember 5, 2006
Again with the tits! I can’t get enough of Dahlia’s tits. She can wear whatever she damn well pleases as long as I get a peek at the dirtypillows.
SpookyBlog: Youn-Kyung Gets Naked at the Houseparty
MelisandeSeptember 5, 2006
Nobody got naked at the Ghostly afterparty at DEMF this past summer, and now I feel cheated. All I got was a free magazine and overpriced water! SpookyBlog writes:...
CyberDyke: Shiva – don’t mess with The Destroyer!
DarkseidSeptember 4, 2006
Okay, I’ll admit to being a little confused by this model’s name because the Hindu god Shiva is, you know, not female. Hey, maybe she’s taking it back,...
Burning Angel: Anouck
EdRothSeptember 4, 2006
Anouck is totally the altporn Audrey Hepburn. I wish I were her George Peppard, but I’m a lot closer to Mickey Rooney. Anyway, this set reminds me of that Iron...
DeviantNation: Skunk On A Leather Couch
MelisandeSeptember 4, 2006
One of my dream furniture purchases is a black leather couch. Skunk crouching on it would, of course, be totally bonus. She could help me apply leather treatment! And...
Spiceplay: Maya Chillaxes To Some Tunes
MelisandeSeptember 3, 2006
I believe the cheesy pickup line “Hey baby, nice cans!” is appropriate to use at this juncture. Spiceplay writes: Have you ever wondered how beautiful women...
BlueBlood: Xanthia Peeling Off Rubber
MelisandeSeptember 3, 2006
Xanthia sometimes finds rubber restricting. I always find Xanthia’s breasts fascinating.
RazorDolls: Sasha Grey Is Flexible
MelisandeSeptember 2, 2006
Sasha Grey could also use a nice big carnitas burrito from Chipotle. I’ll throw in an order of chips and guac, too. And unlimited drink refills! Also, is it my...
BlueBlood: Raven’s Umbrella Won’t Keep Her From Getting Wet
MelisandeSeptember 2, 2006
I’m positive Raven would look fetching in a see-through raincoat. Can I get one at Hot Topic?
BlueBlood: Dude, Keiko Just Flashed Me!
MelisandeAugust 31, 2006
Girls with no panties would definitely make my next train ride more interesting. Why can’t I meet girls like Keiko on public transit? The only girls that will talk...
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