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Review: Blacklight Beauty

I’m doing something a little different with this review. Instead of, say, writing something properly, I decided to take running notes while I watched. It works out...

Send Us Your Halloween Costume Pics!

Another glorious Halloween has come and gone, and we’re left with memories and pictures of hot people dressed up all slutty. I’m sure lots of us had some...

CyberDyke: Minx and Zille

Zille and Minz are looking all sexygoth in this gorgeous, hot set on CyberDyke.net. BTW, Zille makes an awesome Queen Elizabeth.

BurningAngel: Anouck is My Phoebe Cates

Is there a remake of Fast Times at Ridgemont High that I missed? BurningAngel writes: Anouck‘s ready for Fall, with her hot jeans, hot sunglasses and...

Nerdpr0n: Let’s Class It Up, People

Look, Anna’s going that extra mile to class it up here. Check out that Escher drawing on the wall: that shit is classy. So when you’re thinking about her...

Featured Model: Nikki Vega

I started modeling in 2001 while I was a dancer in San Francisco. I was approached by the guys that ran bondage.com at the club I worked at. I did three sets with them...

BlueBlood: Dana Dearmond Gets Her Ass Tied-Up

Dana Dearmond is your Myspace girlfriend. She’ll even drool all over that red ball gag just for you. I mean, not that you’d think about her drooling all over...

BurningAngel: New Photos of Chelsea!

Chelsea looks like she’s trying out for the New Solid Gold Dancers. I’m now convinced that NYC trash fashion is just 20 year old clothing with more tattoos....

BlueBlood: Darenzia Leads the New Rubber Revolution

I’m totally ready to follow Baroness Darenzia into battle! Could the Blueblood folks just give me a little more time alone with her, though?

CyberDyke: I see God in her boobies

I always dug the name Shiva, and I really like this particular manifestation. More deities should wear corsets and stockings. I feel a religious experience coming…

BlueBlood: Sara X Molests History

Samuel Hahnemann was a smart german dude who founded homeopathic medicine, but all that crap is worthless compared to when he got lucky with my current fav Blueblood...

Daily Linkage

El Oh El! These chicks are 10 times more hardcore than your emo ass Nice alligator, baby Brooklyn bitches will give you stitches (tags: cherrybomb) Violet Blue issues a...

BlueBlood: Rachel Face Waits For You In Her Basement…

I used to be scared to death to go down in the basement when I was a kid — it was all concrete and musty and dark. But if Rachel Face was chained up down in her...

Daily Linkage

I knew Nancy was a bad girl (tags: coop-rules) Did somebody say chicken wings? I’m gonna make so much fucking money with these guys I think I saw a ferret in there

Deviant Nation: Adahlia: Bellhop

Next time I go to a convention, I am totally staying in Adahlia’s hotel! Deviant Nation writes: Photographer: railh If The Standard Hotel had bellhops that looked...

Blueblood: Scar is Miss Swamp Thang

Captain Kirk used to tap that green-skinned ass regularly on TOS, but I think he would have been left breathless by Scar 13 as a gorgeous swamp creature. And that cute...

The World Famous Altporn Sitename Generator is BACK

Cash in now honey! » i am going to make so much freaking money after i register all these domains – Scott Owens

Daily Linkage

Vixen Vivianne Normally this guy posts standard issue chicks and calls them “slunts,” but this girl is pale and a redhead and in black lingerie, so...

Daily Linkage

“when burlesque meets art school” Nikki Vega was on My Name Is Earl last night It ruled. hard.

Deviant Nation: Apnea – Coulrophobia

Apnea, I hate to break this to you, but that’s not the way to blow up a balloon. You keep trying, though. I like the cut of your jib, and Deviant Nation will do...

Daily Linkage

“My inner whore is eternally irritated by my tendency toward this sappy behavior” CB is SOOO adorable (tags: cherrybomb) Beautiful blokes (tags: hot-dudes)...

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Sleep Fetish Smut: Damsels in Distress I’m tired of the motherfucking chicks falling motherfucking asleep on me! (tags: zzzzzz) Is this supposed to be the porn...

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“the whole anal sex thing” (tags: poop-chute) New latex designers Trixie on Clips4Sale Latex in High Fashion… Again! having pillows on your arms might...

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erased “New York City makes actresses of us all” (tags: nyc burlesque cherrybomb) The walking double-penetrator (tags: penile-duplication) The Fallout...

BlueBlood: Darenzia sez “Fuck All Y’all!”

Sticky Fingaz may have told us to BACDAFUCUP, but I’m more interested in what sultry fetish erotica goddess Darenzia has to say about telling me to go fuck myself....

Fun Fan Sign Pics from Scar 13

The lovely and talented Scar 13 sent us some really fun, sexy fan sign pics a while back, but I’m a douche and never posted them. But here’s proof: Scar 13...

BurningAngel: Joanna’s Fasting

Hey, Joanna kinda looks good in this pic! Guilt works, baby. BurningAngel writes: Joanna is busy repenting for her sins so she can’t update today but she does love...

DeviantNation: cerah Solves My “PC LOAD LETTER” Problem

Pale, red hair, and in business formal? This is unbelievably hot. We should hang out, cerah. DeviantNation writes: Photographer: LiquidLight “Listen, are you gonna...

Daily Linkage

XXX – TATUM REED – ILOVEPOPWHORE – XXX Making it hard for me to see pictures of you naked does not make me want to pay to use your site. (tags: whore...

BlueBlood: Roxy DeVille is Girl 666

Sometimes Roxy DeVille calls me up to shoot the breeze about things like early west-coast gangsta rap or whether she should be wearing panties. And I usually say...

BlueBlood: Roxy DeVille Owns The Spider’s Lullabye On Vinyl

Why is it that BlueBlood gets all the hottest, coolest chicks? Case in point: Roxy DeVille, superhottie and cool as fuck. The lips, tits, skirt and stockings are all...

SpookyBlog: Bella Vendetta Riding on the Subway Naked

Who’s the hottest chick on the planet? Well, I’m not sure, but surely in the running is the lovely Bella Vendetta, whom I’ll forgive for not wearing...

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Remind me to check the site after I make changes to important files so it’s not down for, oh, say, 16 hours.

Featured Model: Vivian Viva

I actually started modeling at 14, mom put me in modeling school and I did some fashion and runway, then stopped. Went on with life and married then divorced, after my...

Burning Angel: Anouck

Anouck is totally the altporn Audrey Hepburn. I wish I were her George Peppard, but I’m a lot closer to Mickey Rooney. Anyway, this set reminds me of that Iron...

RazorDolls: Vivian Viva will cane your ass

Canes are the hot new thing in altporn, man. All the cool kids have them. Of course, I like my girls nerdy, so it’s good that Vivian’s a super-hot nerd too....

SpookyBlog: Sexy Raver Girls Love Their Glowsticks!

Jamie, there are a lot of things I like about your picture here: You have cute little panties You’re all hot and stuff Your nipples are pierced I think your...

Featured Model: Apnea

I used to model for fun with my husband back in 2003. I would do silly stuff like run around his house posing with pineapples and stuffed animals. Eventually we started...

Featured Photographer: Hyperion Creation

Born in France. Since I was a child I’ve always been interested in art and… women. After traveling around Europe , I came to London where I found myself...

Upgrades this weekend

If you’re seeing this, you’re seeing us on the new server. Things still need to be fixed up and tweaked, so bear with us while the process moves forward....