Daphne’s in a rough neighborhood. Do you need a ride home, madam? Just have a seat next to me in my 89 Ford Festiva, and let Smoove E take care of everything.
The girl has perfect breasts, AND she can do a crossword puzzle like it’s nobody’s business. What more could you really ask for?
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