Category: AltPorn Updates
BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta sports the Blue Blood hoodie
EdRothJuly 26, 2006
Bella Vendetta is a supersmart total hottie who rocks so hard I could just pee myself. Who better to be featured by the Blue Blood crew in one of their classic hoodies?...
Burning Angel: More Pics of Pixie Pearl
MelisandeJuly 26, 2006
Let me interpret Ms. Pearl’s body language for you: Greetings, computer nerds. I’m going to sit next to you in your computer nerd haven and chainsmoke Camel...
BlueBlood: Kellie wants to hurt you and she wants you dead
EdRothJuly 25, 2006
Can anyone match the rivetchick hottitude of Kellie? No, they cannot. The Headmistress of The Blut Royale took time out from keeping your ass in line to pose for a great...
InkyGirls: Marie: Amped
MelisandeJuly 25, 2006
I prefer roadies who wear pants and sensible shoes. However, I’ll make an exception for Marie and her sexxxxxxay black patent platforms. InkyGirls writes:...
Nerdpr0n: Error messages that you want to see…
DarkseidJuly 25, 2006
Projecting error messages onto a hot ass is clearly the way to go. Hopefully all next-gen operating systems will do this! Nerdpr0n writes: This set is a follow-up to the...
BlueBlood: Ariel X has a present for all of you
EdRothJuly 24, 2006
Darkseid and I have decided that Ariel X is our favorite Russian/Irish adult superstar who was born in California. Why? Because she’s the gift that keeps on...
BlueBlood: Snowblood will fuck you up
EdRothJuly 23, 2006
I believe there is little hotter in this world than a woman stalkin’, walkin’ in her big black boots. When she’s wearing nothing but a belt and sheer...
Burning Angel: Sinead – she only *looks* too young!
DarkseidJuly 23, 2006
Am I too pervy if I want to fuck her while she’s kneeling in the little red wagon? What about if she’s holding that stuffed bunny at the same time? [Ed:...
RazorDolls: The Masque and the red head
DarkseidJuly 23, 2006
The way is not easy, I know, but I will take you by the hand and lead you through the cruel light into the velvet darkness. RazorDolls writes: Looks like were at it...
BlueBlood: Yolanda is a dirty girl
EdRothJuly 22, 2006
Yolanda is a dirty girl and must be cleaned. Bathe her, and bring her to me!
InkyGirls: Friday assassinating rational thought
DarkseidJuly 22, 2006
…Came here with the shrouds, sweet talks, charms and bows Feeds on your sorrow, drawn to the horror Welcome… Assassin of light InkyGirls writes: When the sun...
BlueBlood: Sara X dropped the bomb on me
EdRothJuly 21, 2006
Blue Blood has a history of finding the most super awesome talent in subcultural erotica, but new model Sara X exceeds all my expectations. I cannot get over how...
CyberDyke: Alexa may not like men, but we like her!
DarkseidJuly 21, 2006
For women, by women… and yet not distasteful to the male gaze. CyberDyke writes: Thank you for supporting Sappho’s Girls and Cyber-Dyke–porn for women,...
RazorDolls: Serene Dream playing with her Kitty-chan
DarkseidJuly 21, 2006
Holy Hell, is that a Hello-Kitty-in-a-devil-costume tattoo pointing its trident sort of to the promised land?! RazorDolls writes: Serene Dream is relatively a new cummer...
BlueBlood: Amelia G lures innocent Justine Joli into a world of Sin
EdRothJuly 21, 2006
Amelia G is what we call “the instigator,” encouraging innocent young women like Justine Joli to show their boobies in the hotel at Comicon. Both of you...
Burning Angel: Kylee Kross showing off her ink
DarkseidJuly 20, 2006
Kylee is inked up enough to be the valet for the WWE’s zombie warrior, the Undertaker. With her at his side, the Deadman would be (even more) unstoppable! Burning...
NoFauxxx: Milo’s massive mams!
DarkseidJuly 20, 2006
She’s hot, she’s naked, she’s got big boobs. What more do you want? Yeah, okay, but where could she hide $1,000,000 in gold? NoFauxxx writes: Please...
Nerdpr0n: Miskatonic University – hotties and horrors from beyond!
DarkseidJuly 19, 2006
In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming of nerdpr0n.com. Nerdpr0n writes: Here I am, a studious and intrepid librarian going over artifacts when all of...
Burning Angel: Lethal Lee!
DarkseidJuly 19, 2006
It says below that the lovely Lee likes movies… Maybe I could convince her to come over and watch Bride of Re-Animator sometime… Burning Angel writes: She...
BlueBlood: Vima, scan me!
EdRothJuly 18, 2006
Vima’s a complete hottie who can destroy you with her psychic powers, just like in Scanners. Plus, she has a kickass hat in this new set on Blueblood.com. I have a...
CyberDyke: Serafina and Zoe going at it
DarkseidJuly 18, 2006
Toes are not the only things getting licked, I assure you! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s GirlsCyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women! Click here for the Cyber-Dyke...
Burning Angel: Kayla’s pretty in pink
DarkseidJuly 18, 2006
The eyes, the smile, the boobs… Damn, it’s hard to type with one hand! Burning Angel writes: After spending a few days with her I decided that everyone needs...
SpookyBlog: Nails nude in public
DarkseidJuly 18, 2006
With a name like Nails, I thought we might have more of a close-up on her hands, but maybe I’m just thinking about this all wrong… SpookyBlog writes: Nails...
RazorDolls: Felon showing off her ass…
DarkseidJuly 17, 2006
…and all of her other deliciously naughty bits, too! I should have been a photographer. RazorDolls writes: Felon is probably one of the easiest, coolest to work...
Burning Angel: Newcomer Rae stirring up a tempest!
DarkseidJuly 17, 2006
It says below that ravishing Rae likes classic horror movies. I wonder if that’s Nosferatu classic, or Dead Alive classic? Either way, I’ve got the popcorn...
Nerdpr0n: getting myself off
MelisandeJuly 16, 2006
Girls who wear vintage lace blouses and skirts are very beautiful. Girls who strip out of said vintage lace blouses and skirts in order to beat off are even hotter....
BlueBlood: Chaotika is a bad kitty
EdRothJuly 16, 2006
Chaotika? They should call her ChaHOTika! HARRRRR!!!!!!! Oh dear. Anyway, Chaotika is back on Blueblood.com with another ultrahot set. Even I can put up with animal...
InkyGirls: Richard: Amazon
MelisandeJuly 16, 2006
Somewhere in middle America, a soccer mom is sobbing, “MY COUCH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COUCH!” InkyGirls writes: Richard takes it to a different level...
Nerdpr0n: Playing doctor… well, okay, playing nurse.
DarkseidJuly 15, 2006
Looks like blondie is going to get worked over good! I wonder if her medical insurance will cover this? Nerdpr0n writes: My girlfriend’s back for another set! This...
Featured Model: Leila
EdRothJuly 15, 2006
I am a fetish model, a buddhist, a biycle mechanic, a reiki healer and a science geek. Some people might consider me strange, I prefer the term unique. Photo by Matt...
RazorDolls: Ariel X Gets Creamed
DarkseidJuly 15, 2006
Ms. X has me thinking that an altporn.net staff trip to Russia sounds like a damn good idea! Maybe we could stop by the Czech Republic on the way back and check out some...
BlueBlood: Blinds
EdRothJuly 14, 2006
Cleavage. You call it boobies. Let us share this plentiful harvest of breastage with our brothers and sisters, and give thanks to BlueBlood.com for making this feast...
eroticBPM: Jamie – secret daikaiju?
DarkseidJuly 14, 2006
Is Jamie charging up for an atomic breath blast? Rodan will be too distracted looking at her ass to dodge it! SpookyBlog writes: Nothing like hot summer nights and...
BlueBlood: Auto Erotic
EdRothJuly 13, 2006
Usually when I get into my car, I check the back seat for murderers. If Dana Dearmond was naked in my back seat and wrapping her lips around a dildo, I might still mace...
Burning Angel: Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jane!!
DarkseidJuly 13, 2006
“Plain” Jane causes my brain pain (due to all the blood rushing elsewhere)! Burning Angel writes: It’s been far too long since we’ve seen a new...
CyberDyke: Anna (nerdpr0n), Penelope and the Magic Wand
EdRothJuly 13, 2006
Good lord, more Anna and Penelope? They’re just the gift that keeps on giving, aren’t they? Check out several more previews and then sign the fuck up.
RazorDolls: Pirate of the Pool
EdRothJuly 12, 2006
Avast! We shall board from the rear and overpower the poop deck! GARRR! RazorDolls writes: Another Fine addition from Razordolls.com, Lindsey Rukkus Hails from Orlando...
Burning Angel: A different kind of rubber fetish…
DarkseidJuly 12, 2006
I’ve never wanted to be a duck before. Or: This gives a whole new meaning to the ancient phrase “fuck a duck!” Burning Angel writes: This isn’t...
BlueBlood: Flowery Stockings
EdRothJuly 11, 2006
Fetish Superstar Kumi is, of course, the bomb, but put her in some old-school lingerie and beautiful flower-pattern stockings, and you’ve got one of those bunker...
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