Category: AltPorn Updates

BlueBlood: Amelia G lures innocent Justine Joli into a world of Sin

Amelia G is what we call “the instigator,” encouraging innocent young women like Justine Joli to show their boobies in the hotel at Comicon. Both of you...

Burning Angel: Kylee Kross showing off her ink

Kylee is inked up enough to be the valet for the WWE’s zombie warrior, the Undertaker. With her at his side, the Deadman would be (even more) unstoppable! Burning...

NoFauxxx: Milo’s massive mams!

She’s hot, she’s naked, she’s got big boobs. What more do you want? Yeah, okay, but where could she hide $1,000,000 in gold? NoFauxxx writes: Please...

Nerdpr0n: Miskatonic University – hotties and horrors from beyond!

In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming of nerdpr0n.com. Nerdpr0n writes: Here I am, a studious and intrepid librarian going over artifacts when all of...

Burning Angel: Lethal Lee!

It says below that the lovely Lee likes movies… Maybe I could convince her to come over and watch Bride of Re-Animator sometime… Burning Angel writes: She...

BlueBlood: Vima, scan me!

Vima’s a complete hottie who can destroy you with her psychic powers, just like in Scanners. Plus, she has a kickass hat in this new set on Blueblood.com. I have a...

CyberDyke: Serafina and Zoe going at it

Toes are not the only things getting licked, I assure you! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s GirlsCyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women! Click here for the Cyber-Dyke...

Burning Angel: Kayla’s pretty in pink

The eyes, the smile, the boobs… Damn, it’s hard to type with one hand! Burning Angel writes: After spending a few days with her I decided that everyone needs...

SpookyBlog: Nails nude in public

With a name like Nails, I thought we might have more of a close-up on her hands, but maybe I’m just thinking about this all wrong… SpookyBlog writes: Nails...

RazorDolls: Felon showing off her ass…

…and all of her other deliciously naughty bits, too! I should have been a photographer. RazorDolls writes: Felon is probably one of the easiest, coolest to work...

Burning Angel: Newcomer Rae stirring up a tempest!

It says below that ravishing Rae likes classic horror movies. I wonder if that’s Nosferatu classic, or Dead Alive classic? Either way, I’ve got the popcorn...

Nerdpr0n: getting myself off

Girls who wear vintage lace blouses and skirts are very beautiful. Girls who strip out of said vintage lace blouses and skirts in order to beat off are even hotter....

BlueBlood: Chaotika is a bad kitty

Chaotika? They should call her ChaHOTika! HARRRRR!!!!!!! Oh dear. Anyway, Chaotika is back on Blueblood.com with another ultrahot set. Even I can put up with animal...

InkyGirls: Richard: Amazon

Somewhere in middle America, a soccer mom is sobbing, “MY COUCH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COUCH!” InkyGirls writes: Richard takes it to a different level...

Nerdpr0n: Playing doctor… well, okay, playing nurse.

Looks like blondie is going to get worked over good! I wonder if her medical insurance will cover this? Nerdpr0n writes: My girlfriend’s back for another set! This...

Featured Model: Leila

I am a fetish model, a buddhist, a biycle mechanic, a reiki healer and a science geek. Some people might consider me strange, I prefer the term unique. Photo by Matt...

RazorDolls: Ariel X Gets Creamed

Ms. X has me thinking that an altporn.net staff trip to Russia sounds like a damn good idea! Maybe we could stop by the Czech Republic on the way back and check out some...

BlueBlood: Blinds

Cleavage. You call it boobies. Let us share this plentiful harvest of breastage with our brothers and sisters, and give thanks to BlueBlood.com for making this feast...

CyberDyke: Feeling Kinda Blue….

Longing for someone without my equipment…

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eroticBPM: Jamie – secret daikaiju?

Is Jamie charging up for an atomic breath blast? Rodan will be too distracted looking at her ass to dodge it! SpookyBlog writes: Nothing like hot summer nights and...

BlueBlood: Auto Erotic

Usually when I get into my car, I check the back seat for murderers. If Dana Dearmond was naked in my back seat and wrapping her lips around a dildo, I might still mace...

Burning Angel: Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jane!!

“Plain” Jane causes my brain pain (due to all the blood rushing elsewhere)! Burning Angel writes: It’s been far too long since we’ve seen a new...

CyberDyke: Anna (nerdpr0n), Penelope and the Magic Wand

Good lord, more Anna and Penelope?  They’re just the gift that keeps on giving, aren’t they?  Check out several more previews and then sign the fuck up.

RazorDolls: Pirate of the Pool

Avast! We shall board from the rear and overpower the poop deck! GARRR! RazorDolls writes: Another Fine addition from Razordolls.com, Lindsey Rukkus Hails from Orlando...

Burning Angel: A different kind of rubber fetish…

I’ve never wanted to be a duck before. Or: This gives a whole new meaning to the ancient phrase “fuck a duck!” Burning Angel writes: This isn’t...

BlueBlood: Flowery Stockings

Fetish Superstar Kumi is, of course, the bomb, but put her in some old-school lingerie and beautiful flower-pattern stockings, and you’ve got one of those bunker...

RazorDolls: Disco’s Not Dead!

Ah, disco. The days when men could wear flares and coke wasn’t addictive. The some shit goes down and just RUINS YOUR BUZZ, man! “This is twice in two days...

Burning Angel: Declaration of boob independence!

Miller beer shorts! That’s hardcore! For the 4th of July, Whisky decided that it was her independence day too…want to see her celebrate???

BlueBlood: Blue Sky

Down on AP Ranch, we take things slow. A leisurely day of ridin’ and ropin’ and admirin’ the fine hindquarters of a lady like Miss Ariel X. Let’s...

RazorDolls: King of The Throne!

The attraction women feels towards you is directly proportional to the size of your sunglassses, apparently. RazorDolls writes: Icarus and Miss Marli Jane were troopers...

Burning Angel: Isis – goddess of ASS!

Worshipping this goddess is a religion I could really get behind! Burning Angel writes: Isis took a moment to contemplate life, in her panties. Check it out!

BlueBlood: Dana Dearmond and Ivy Tara Go Camping

Usually when I go camping, my main concern is not wiping my ass with poison ivy. Dana Dearmond has found a more compelling interest Tara Ivy on Blueblood.com.

RazorDolls: The Art of Seduction!

In order to distract myself from furiously masturbating to the ultra-hot Stoya, let’s take a look at the thought-provoking lyrics of Quad City DJs’...

BlueBlood: Lydia Ivy West – Pink Blonde

There are little things I find particularly interesting in certain photographs, and one of them is when a woman in heels has her toes turned inward. It’s this...

RazorDolls: Down By The Tracks

Marli Jane is the hottest hobo I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some fucking sexy hobos. RazorDolls writes: Who says you cant find anything good by the train...

InkyGirls: Claire: Hot Stuff

I would make a Fire Marshall Bill reference here, but the red and yellow colors of Claire’s outfit brought Ronald McDonald to mind and, basically, my head just...

BlueBlood: Morrigan Hel in black stockings

What do you even say to a woman like Morrigan Hel? She’s incredibly sexy, powerful, and likely to cut your head off with some of those big scissors from Exorcist...

RazorDolls: Abigail Silk Graces Razordolls

The tiger shark is often known as “the wastebasket of the sea.” RazorDolls writes: Check out the latest addition to the wonderful world of Razordolls.com...

InkyGirls: Mia: Parlour

Whenever I hang out in old Victorian house parlours, I always take my clothes off. Miss Manners would back me up on this … or she would after we drank a bottle of...

BlueBlood: Green Door

The Cramps had a song called “Green Door” on their Psychedelic Jungle album. Midnight, one more night without sleeping Watching, ’til the morning comes...