Category: AltPorn Updates

Burning Angel: Angela Ryan in Latex

For those whose appetites have not yet been sated by our current featured model Angela Ryan, I bring you more of featured model Angela Ryan … in Latex (as opposed...

RazorDolls: Jade Starr Makes Me Have Goth Girl Flashbacks

Jade has the cutest little cootie-pie that I ever did see. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeekaboo! Peeeeeeeeeeeeeekaboo! RazorDolls writes: After becoming a huge star in the adult...

Burning Angel: Chelsea Gets A Time Out

If you’re sent to the corner, you have to remove your pants. But please, keep the Chucks on. Safety first! Burning Angel writes: Take a look at our newest angel: a...

RazorDolls: Rob Rotten Has Nice Pants

Whenever I see a guy with a lot of upper body ink, I just want to pet his pants, much like how Gabriella is demonstrating here. RazorDolls writes: The notorious Rob...

SpookyBlog: Attack of the Pantyless Candy Ravers!

Remind me to wear a chastity belt the next time I see DJ Tiesto. I don’t want any candy kids stealing my panties! SpookyBlog writes: This super hot Kitten...

CyberDyke: Lacey reading in the nude

Here in Hell, it can be difficult to meet a woman who even knows how to read, much less actually enjoys it. And reading naked?! Unheard of! CyberDyke writes:...

Nerdpr0n: Anna + Bones + Spock + Kirk = hot Trekkie foursome

Can someone write me a fanfic for this pairing? I’ll trade you some hot Mistress Janeway fic! Nerdpr0n writes: yay! me in a Star Trek shirt! Spock in between my...

RazorDolls: Riley Mason in Front of the Green Door

Why, Riley, you are adorable! But that lime green sliding door behind you cries out for the cast of Extreme Makeover: Pr0n Edition. I bet there’s corkboard and...

Burning Angel: I see Angelle’s panties!

Hey, do you remember when the guy who played Agent Dale Cooper on Twin Peaks hosted Saturday Night Live and did a skit where he repeatedly asked people to bite his butt?...

Burning Angel: New Morgan Mae video!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how many is a video worth? I don’t know either, so watch the vid and get back to me about it… Burning Angel...

Burning Angel: Insert “V for Vendetta” Reference Here

If Natalie Portman had dressed like this in V for Vendetta, fanboy spooge would have flooded American multiplexes. No amount of squeegee mops could have cleaned up all...

RazorDolls: Dreaming of Serene Dream

I’d fight my way through the seven gates of Hell for a little alone time with Serene Dream! “When reality’s a dream and every lie is true In the day...

BlueBlood: Rufflebutt!

Ariel X is all up on here lately, with lots of fabulous sets on Blue Blood and Razordolls. This time she demonstates that Ariel indeed does have back.

Burning Angel: Adahlia’s ink

Adahlia’s pretty inked up form what can be seen here, but I wonder what more tattoos hide behind that shirt… Burning Angel writes: If you would like to watch...

BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta sports the Blue Blood hoodie

Bella Vendetta is a supersmart total hottie who rocks so hard I could just pee myself. Who better to be featured by the Blue Blood crew in one of their classic hoodies?...

Burning Angel: More Pics of Pixie Pearl

Let me interpret Ms. Pearl’s body language for you: Greetings, computer nerds. I’m going to sit next to you in your computer nerd haven and chainsmoke Camel...

BlueBlood: Kellie wants to hurt you and she wants you dead

Can anyone match the rivetchick hottitude of Kellie? No, they cannot. The Headmistress of The Blut Royale took time out from keeping your ass in line to pose for a great...

InkyGirls: Marie: Amped

I prefer roadies who wear pants and sensible shoes. However, I’ll make an exception for Marie and her sexxxxxxay black patent platforms. InkyGirls writes:...

Nerdpr0n: Error messages that you want to see…

Projecting error messages onto a hot ass is clearly the way to go. Hopefully all next-gen operating systems will do this! Nerdpr0n writes: This set is a follow-up to the...

BlueBlood: Ariel X has a present for all of you

Darkseid and I have decided that Ariel X is our favorite Russian/Irish adult superstar who was born in California. Why? Because she’s the gift that keeps on...

BlueBlood: Snowblood will fuck you up

I believe there is little hotter in this world than a woman stalkin’, walkin’ in her big black boots. When she’s wearing nothing but a belt and sheer...

Burning Angel: Sinead – she only *looks* too young!

Am I too pervy if I want to fuck her while she’s kneeling in the little red wagon? What about if she’s holding that stuffed bunny at the same time? [Ed:...

RazorDolls: The Masque and the red head

The way is not easy, I know, but I will take you by the hand and lead you through the cruel light into the velvet darkness. RazorDolls writes: Looks like were at it...

BlueBlood: Yolanda is a dirty girl

Yolanda is a dirty girl and must be cleaned. Bathe her, and bring her to me!

InkyGirls: Friday assassinating rational thought

…Came here with the shrouds, sweet talks, charms and bows Feeds on your sorrow, drawn to the horror Welcome… Assassin of light InkyGirls writes: When the sun...

Sara X is a fucking hottie on Blueblood.com

BlueBlood: Sara X dropped the bomb on me

Blue Blood has a history of finding the most super awesome talent in subcultural erotica, but new model Sara X exceeds all my expectations. I cannot get over how...

CyberDyke: Alexa may not like men, but we like her!

For women, by women… and yet not distasteful to the male gaze. CyberDyke writes: Thank you for supporting Sappho’s Girls and Cyber-Dyke–porn for women,...

RazorDolls: Serene Dream playing with her Kitty-chan

Holy Hell, is that a Hello-Kitty-in-a-devil-costume tattoo pointing its trident sort of to the promised land?! RazorDolls writes: Serene Dream is relatively a new cummer...

BlueBlood: Amelia G lures innocent Justine Joli into a world of Sin

Amelia G is what we call “the instigator,” encouraging innocent young women like Justine Joli to show their boobies in the hotel at Comicon. Both of you...

Burning Angel: Kylee Kross showing off her ink

Kylee is inked up enough to be the valet for the WWE’s zombie warrior, the Undertaker. With her at his side, the Deadman would be (even more) unstoppable! Burning...

NoFauxxx: Milo’s massive mams!

She’s hot, she’s naked, she’s got big boobs. What more do you want? Yeah, okay, but where could she hide $1,000,000 in gold? NoFauxxx writes: Please...

Nerdpr0n: Miskatonic University – hotties and horrors from beyond!

In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming of nerdpr0n.com. Nerdpr0n writes: Here I am, a studious and intrepid librarian going over artifacts when all of...

Burning Angel: Lethal Lee!

It says below that the lovely Lee likes movies… Maybe I could convince her to come over and watch Bride of Re-Animator sometime… Burning Angel writes: She...

BlueBlood: Vima, scan me!

Vima’s a complete hottie who can destroy you with her psychic powers, just like in Scanners. Plus, she has a kickass hat in this new set on Blueblood.com. I have a...

CyberDyke: Serafina and Zoe going at it

Toes are not the only things getting licked, I assure you! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s GirlsCyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women! Click here for the Cyber-Dyke...

Burning Angel: Kayla’s pretty in pink

The eyes, the smile, the boobs… Damn, it’s hard to type with one hand! Burning Angel writes: After spending a few days with her I decided that everyone needs...

SpookyBlog: Nails nude in public

With a name like Nails, I thought we might have more of a close-up on her hands, but maybe I’m just thinking about this all wrong… SpookyBlog writes: Nails...

RazorDolls: Felon showing off her ass…

…and all of her other deliciously naughty bits, too! I should have been a photographer. RazorDolls writes: Felon is probably one of the easiest, coolest to work...

Burning Angel: Newcomer Rae stirring up a tempest!

It says below that ravishing Rae likes classic horror movies. I wonder if that’s Nosferatu classic, or Dead Alive classic? Either way, I’ve got the popcorn...

Nerdpr0n: getting myself off

Girls who wear vintage lace blouses and skirts are very beautiful. Girls who strip out of said vintage lace blouses and skirts in order to beat off are even hotter....