Category: AltPorn Updates
Burning Angel: More Maddison! Yipeeee!
EdRothMarch 6, 2006
Dude, nerds were always sexy. Just because you youngins grew up when being a nerd was cool, you think you know it all. All dem bitches were up in my pocket protector....
Nerdp0rn: ZOMFG pink fishnets!
EdRothMarch 6, 2006
Nerdp0rn writes: meYOW! see me read Transmetropolitan in some hot pink fishnets and stilettos! much, much more of this sexy set at my site! and if you haven’t been...
Fatal Beauty: Mourning Starr Set: Sucker
EdRothMarch 5, 2006
Completely unrelated to new FatalBeauty model Mourning Starr (who looks fabulous in her pink and black lingerie and fishnets), I was reminded by this post of a band here...
Fatal Beauty: Anabelle Set: Yr. Mom
EdRothMarch 4, 2006
Anabelle kinda looks like that cute girl with the short hair and glasses you see around campus, but usually you don’t see her tits and ass, except when you imagine...
NoFauxxx: JUNX in our trunx!
EdRothMarch 4, 2006
Don’t let it ever be said that I didn’t post a picture of a dude licking a vibrator. NoFauxxx writes: You’ve witnessed his scandalous ways at Gravy...
Burning Angel: Kylee and Rob Rotten
EdRothMarch 3, 2006
Dude, what the hell happened to Rachel Rotten? Can anyone fill me in? I found this little bit, but the fact that Rachel isn’t mentioned anywhere on her former site...
SpookyBlog: Bella Vendetta Naked in the Graveyard
EdRothMarch 3, 2006
Glasses? Fishnets? Tattoos? Piercings? You’re too good to me, Amelia. SpookyBlog writes: GothicSluts.com certainly has the most impressive collection of beautiful...
CyberDyke: New this week at Serafina’s- Candice!
EdRothFebruary 20, 2006
I love the stockings and black heels she gets into later, but I really love the black pants and metal belt Candice has in this preview pic. I find weird things...
Burning Angel: Aren’t they so Precious?
EdRothFebruary 19, 2006
When you think classy, you think BurningAngel. But they’ve outdone themselves with this bonerrifficly hot set featuring Sinead and my superfavorite smart chick...
SpookyBlog: Nikki 666 shows off her beautiful tattoos
EdRothFebruary 18, 2006
Any chick who calls herself “Nikki 666” doesn’t sound barely evil to me. har har har! SpookyBlog writes: Nikki 666 is fast becomming a popular favorite...
Nerdp0rn: a corseted nerd and her books
EdRothFebruary 18, 2006
Mother of god, this is the hottest picture I have seen in a long, long time. Violet, your ass/iBook picture has some competition. Nerdp0rn writes: i got a new red corset...
Fatal Beauty: Natas Set: Black and White
EdRothFebruary 18, 2006
Do you like boobies? Do you like feet? Do you like chicks with names like Satan, but reversed? Then you’ll like this. Fatal Beauty writes: Natas has returned with...
Nerdpr0n: I heart girls
EdRothFebruary 17, 2006
I am a bad man, and have been slow about getting up posts for new material from my new favorite object of lust, Anna Logue. Here’s some recent hotness that...
Spiceplay: glitterhips: Pink & Black and Cute All Over
EdRothFebruary 17, 2006
You know what? I love Glitterhips. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is an incredibly, incredibly attractive person. *smooch* The only thing I am...
Burning Angel: New Girl! Yay!
EdRothFebruary 13, 2006
Now I don’t want to freak you guys out, but apparently this girl has a tattoo. Try to keep an open mind. Burning Angel writes: Jolie has 2 hearts tattooed on her...
Burning Angel: Battle of the Bath Toys!
EdRothFebruary 12, 2006
Fuck that, my devil duckie will take out all you bitches. Burning Angel writes: I’ll bet you a million dollars that Isis’ rubber duckie could kick your...
Burning Angel: Do Not Underestimate the Power of Elle!
EdRothFebruary 11, 2006
One time I untied my penis with my tongue. The real question is how it got tied in the first place. Burning Angel writes: I’ve been known to do some cool things...
SpookyBlog: Kumi looks striking in kinky green rubber
EdRothFebruary 11, 2006
It’s well-documented that Kumi, fantabulously famous fetish model, is in fact a monster. What’s not known is exactly which monster she is. For a while our...
NoFauxxx: Audacia Ray paints some ass
EdRothFebruary 10, 2006
I am what you call a non-celebrity. Audacia Ray, however, is a celebrity, at least among erotic nerds. The difference is that Audacia has a hot ass, and I’m known...
Burning Angel: Aurie!
EdRothFebruary 10, 2006
One time I claimed domain over an old girlfriend’s hoohah for Spain. I even planted a little flag. She didn’t like that. Burning Angel writes: Aurie says...
NoFauxxx: Mermaids
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
Garr! Thar be gender-bending mermaids about! Me wooden leg is stiff! NoFauxxx writes: Sexy genderqueer mermaids have been seen playing at No Fauxxx! I’m tempted to...
SpookyBlog: Cutie Nyx Profile and New Set on EroticBPM
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
Spookyblog posted an update on Nyx, one of our favorite eroticBPM models. SpookyBlog writes: Nyx is such a cutie. We thought we’d share a little fun and...
Burning Angel: Welcome Cheshire!
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
This kinda looks like one of those movies where a kid goes to sleep 8 years old and wakes up 22. Burning Angel writes: If you like greasy cheeseburgers, star wars, and...
Nighttime Girls: TJ – No Flash Nude
EdRothJanuary 31, 2006
This looks like a cool new update from NightTimeGirls. I’m sorry, I’ve written a lot of these tonight, and I’m out of funny quips. Come up with your...
Nighttime Girls: Update – Heather Mars : Pull Over and Strip
EdRothJanuary 31, 2006
Sometimes girl cops touch their boobies. At least in my department. Nighttime Girls writes: Heather is just yummy eye candy in her sexy cop outfit. Who wouldn’t...
CyberDyke: More sexy sox at Serafina’s Sox
EdRothJanuary 30, 2006
Penny in Sox on Box on Nox! CyberDyke writes: More sexy shots of Penny in her baggy long socks, except this time she’s only wearing socks! See more at...
SpookyBlog: Gothic Corset Queens Domiana and Azreal Together
EdRothJanuary 30, 2006
I’ve noticed lately that Amelia and Forrest’s photography seems to have a little more saturation. I think this set at GothicSluts.com is a good example: the...
Fatal Beauty: angiepants Set: White
EdRothJanuary 30, 2006
I like lingerie. A lot. So when we get a set that features some awesome lingerie, like this gorgeous corset wrapped around Angiepants here, I get excited. That’s...
Burning Angel: Kylee Returns!
EdRothJanuary 29, 2006
Kylee Kross: you know her, you’ve seen her cooter. Now watch her pretend to talk on the phone, and then show you her cooter! Burning Angel writes: Isn’t it...
Burning Angel: Neon Neon Neon
EdRothJanuary 28, 2006
This set has the word “ninja” attached to it, but she clearly has pirate titties. I don’t get it. Burning Angel writes: No matter what Neon does, what...
Featured Model: Scar 13
EdRothJanuary 23, 2006
“The first shoot I was ever offered was 4 years ago for Hustler’s Taboo magazine. I have always leaned towards erotica, fetish and good old fashioned smut...
Burning Angel: Welcome January!
EdRothJanuary 20, 2006
Fuck if I know why she’s named January, but what a gorgeous girl. She’s edumacated too, being a fan of Poe and architecture. Now I must scheme how to steal...
NoFauxxx: Another duet?
EdRothJanuary 19, 2006
I was a little disappointed that there were no viking kittens in this set. NoFauxxx writes: Oh, it’s true. How often do we get to see Trouble gettn it on? This...
Nerdp0rn: read me first panties!
EdRothJanuary 19, 2006
Anna and I have a lot in common: I often pound one out after HTML coding! I’m sorry. Please just look at the picture. It’s far more entertaining. i needed to...
Burning Angel: Oh My Goth
EdRothJanuary 19, 2006
Pixie is one of my favorite BA models, so it’s always a good day when she appears on my monitor. Burning Angel writes: Pixie looks like that mean girl who works at...
Burning Angel: Sabrina Sparx!
EdRothJanuary 18, 2006
I take back all the mean stuff I said, Mitch. Please give us more stuff like this! Burning Angel writes: Everyone at BurningAngel has driven Sabrina to the point of...
CyberDyke: New year, new hot model
EdRothJanuary 18, 2006
CyberDyke writes: Happy New Year! Ring in the New Year with a hot new model, Penny! She’s giving us a little tease in her stockings and panties. So innocent yet so...
Burning Angel: Pinky Lee!
EdRothJanuary 17, 2006
Now we’re cookin’. I have a major rager lingerie fetish, and nothing kills my sexibuzz faster than a chick in some kind of adult version of Underoos....
Fatal Beauty: Star Set: Monkeys
EdRothJanuary 17, 2006
Friends, when viewing images at FatalBeauty.com, please remember that you are observing art. Refrain from hooting, hollering, whacking off, or imagining what...
Burning Angel: New Video, Joanna and James
EdRothJanuary 16, 2006
Mitch apparently doesn’t read this blog much, because he’s never verbally beaten the crap out of me for giving Burning Angel shit almost constantly. That...
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