Category: AltPorn Updates

SpookyBlog: Superna nudes in the park

The Blueblood crew have a knack for finding the most amazing women on the planet to model for them, and Superna is no exception. She has an amazing body, beautiful ink...

CyberDyke: New VIDEO at Serafina’s: Tickle 2!!

Those claws are kinda freaking me out. But I do love to tickle! TICKLETICKLETICKLE! CyberDyke writes: Tickle Time! Sapphire takes her turn as the wicked tickle mistress...

Burning Angel: More Moko!

A girl in a Black Sabbath shirt is all the inspiration I need, sweetie. (okay, I actually need way less than that) Burning Angel writes: Moko has nothing to masturbate...

CyberDyke: Philosophy of Cunillingus

Friends, I am but a man, and the mysteries of love between women are like the tease of a feather on my foot. Or something. But anyway, this shit is like, hot. It’s...

Anna, we need to talk

Miss Logue, could you stop being so deliciously yummy? It’s getting so I can’t get things done after I see a pic of you. Please, for the sake of productivity...

Burning Angel: Sinead!

I’m a big fan of women looking up at me. It makes me feel special and, like, stiff. It helps when they have super-awesome eyes line Sinead. Burning Angel writes:...

SpookyBlog: Fatal Beauties Bella and Selena Together

This is another great set from FatalBeauty (or Fatal-Beauties, if you like — same site, different intro). Selena is one of my fav models. SpookyBlog writes:...

CyberDyke: Tickle Video!

Fuck, I am so behind. Let’s get started with this swanky tickle video from Serafina’s Sox: Tickle tickle!! Stern but loving mistress Roxxie has delicious...

SpookyBlog: Spooky Hotbody Go-Go Dancer Nails on EroticBPM

I must admit that I am rather smitten with Nails, so much so that I could look past her curious desire to “read.” Pierced nipples always do that to me....

Burning Angel: Welcome Apathy!

Gothy girl with pink hair? I’d buy that for a dollar! Burning Angel writes: Welcome Apathy, our newest Angel. Whatever you do, don’t comment on her ass. Be...

Nerdp0rn: cum-eating fun!

Dude. Dude! Duuuuude. This shit has me like, speechless, or something. Nerdp0rn writes: I was just sittin’ there lookin’ at porn and idly playing with myself...

Nerdp0rn: star trek

Patrick Stewart: I will “Make It So.” [blank look from Andy] Patrick Stewart: You’ve seen “Star Trek: The Next Generation?” Andy Millman: I...

Burning Angel: Welcome Matty!

Matty looks like a kid who used to beat me up for my lunch money. Less so when she takes off her shirt, tho. Burning Angel writes: Watch out for our newest Angel...

Nerdp0rn: who knew board games were so freaking hot?

Each time you pass go, you get to touch Anna’s boobies. Just wait until you land on Free Parking! Nerdp0rn writes: see me tuck funny money into my g-string! watch...

Fatal Beauty: Youn-Kyung Set: Window

Pierced nipples and corsets? I’m in love. Fatal Beauty writes: Youn-Kyung poses in soft light by the window in her debut photoset. Welcome her to FB!

NoFauxxx: Anna Logue

Dude. I am totally behind on Anna Logue updates, so you’re gonna get a bunch in the next couple days. First up is the supa-hot looking set on NoFauxxx: NoFauxxx...

SpookyBlog: GothicSluts Szandora Soaping Up in the Hot Shower

Heed! I am a Cimmerian barbarian, and I claim this hot, wet maiden for my own! My loins heat and swell at the sight of her large bosom and svelte waist! In Krom’s...

April Flores’ and Carlos Batts’ Alter Ego Now Available

I’m very excited about the release of Alter Ego, a DVD starring April Flores (aka Fatty D) by Carlos Batts. Stunningly voluptuous muse April Flores’ real...

Burning Angel: Pixie Pearl!

When I learned that Pixie was in Joanna’s Angels 2, I became a lot more interested in seeing it. She needs to ditch that skirt, though, and go back to her black...

Burning Angel: OMG! It’s Kylee Kross!

I’ve worn unmatched socks many days, but if your laundry situation is so bad that you’re wearing unmatched thigh-highs, it’s time to do a wash. Burning...

Featured Model: Zille Defeu

I started modeling in college, as I knew a degree in comparative literature wasn’t going to get me very far looking for jobs! I started out doing porn stuff:...

Roxxie crushes grapes at Serafina’s Sox

CRUSH ZEE GRAPES! CRUSH ZEE GRAPES! CyberDyke writes: Roxxie returns to crush grapes with her toes! Watch her get messy and juicy. Will she offer you a taste?See the...

SapphosGirls: Penelope

Well, they didn’t write much about it, but this looks like a glorious new update on SapphosGirls.com. Check out more updates at their section of CyberDyke.

Burning Angel: Welcome Daphne!

Daphne did a dude in Poison? Let’s just hope it wasn’t CC Deville. Ouch. Burning Angel writes: I’ve had my fair share of dudes in bands… but...

Burning Angel: Skeletons in your Closet!

Hey, remember Anthrax? Of course you do! Scott Ian’s all over VH1. Anyway, they had a great tune on their Spreading the Disease album that this new BA set reminds...

Burning Angel: Welcome Moko!

Moko: you can’t see her veins like other BA models, but she’s still hot! Burning Angel writes: Everyone give the magnificent Moko your warmest of welcomes....

Burning Angel: Send me an Angel… like… er… Right Now?

That gold bikini top kinda makes Joanna look like some kind of outer-space seductress from the 70s Buck Rogers series. Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m in bed...

Fatal Beauty: Natas Set: Locals Only

Usually the sets with Natas have a lot of feet and boobs and dog toys in them. This set has boobies and feet, but no dog toys. Cool junk stuff. Fatal Beauty writes:...

Nerdp0rn: the robot invasion?

I’m not sure, but I think Anna fucks a Roomba in this set. I, for one, am perfectly okay with this. Nerdp0rn writes: oh my! This is a sexy french maid set with a...

SpookyBlog: Cool Gothic Girls at the Beach?

Voltaire With new hair Makes the dudes and ladies stare *bows* SpookyBlog writes: According to Forrest Black and Amelia G, their most recent GothicSluts shoot with...

Burning Angel: January in March!

Hi there January. We’ve known each other for a few months now, and during that time I think I’ve gotten to know your boobies pretty well. I was hoping that,...

CyberDyke: Tessa on Sappho’s Girls

How cool is this shot? It’s like, artsy, or something. I am a wordsmith! CyberDyke writes: Tessa performs her rites of Spring at Sappho’s Girls! See our most...

Nerdp0rn: veritable wordsmith

Oh Anna, how unfair I’ve been to you, not updating for 10 days and missing your scrabble set. Can you ever forgive me? Nerdp0rn writes: I love to play...

Burning Angel: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Sinaed Fish!

Check out the scales on this hottie! Burning Angel writes: Sinead won a goldfish at the fair, and then she took it home and made it get naked on the internet. Please...

SpookyBlog: I Like Guns and Guns Like Me…

Normally anything that reminds me of Marilyn Manson would force me to stab tink forks into my ears and eyes, but this is Dana Dearmond with a Big Fucking Gun, so...

Burning Angel: Jolie

Apparenlty this “Jolie” is something of an exhibitionist. Keep your eye on the girl in the trenchcoat. Burning Angel writes: Jolie and you have something...

CyberDyke: Anna Logue

Holy crap, Anna Logue on SapphosGirls.com! This so kicks ass. CyberDyke writes: www.sapphosgirls.com is pleased to have Anna of www.nerdpr0n.com for a special guest set!...

Burning Angel: BA is the Porno Make A Wish Foundation

This kinda reminds me of that Iron Maiden cover “Women in Uniform.” Burning Angel writes: I met Morgan at the Backseat Film Festival, where she admitted to...

NoFauxxx DVD in the works

NoFauxxx writes: It’s official! No Fauxxx and Blowfish are teaming up to produce the first No Fauxxx DVD ever, complete with exclusive porn, art films, and live...

SpookyBlog: Better than a pot of Gold!

There’s gonna be some killin if I don’t get me schillin! Oh, yeah, that was like 10 days ago. Oops. SpookyBlog writes: BlueBlood’s BarelyEvil hopes...