Category: AltPorn Updates
Kink.com logo contest
EdRothMarch 10, 2006
Cybernet Entertainment, the softies who bring you family sites like Hogtied.com and FuckingMachines.com, are changing their name to Kink.com. They’re running a...
Fatal Beauty: Nova and Natas: It's True
EdRothMarch 10, 2006
Sometimes I really think I should do more photography. Fatal Beauty writes: Nova and Natas together is the sort of thing dreams are made of. Someone pinch me, please.
Featured Model: Sun Karma
EdRothMarch 10, 2006
“I was born. All Hell broke loose. That is about it. I’ve been pretty much a terror ever since then. I’m a writer/model/actress/makeup artist if you...
Burning Angel: Our Friend Richard…
EdRothMarch 10, 2006
So, this is shot by Richard Kern. On the other hand, she’s wearing black lingerie, so it’s probably pretty good! Burning Angel writes: Look what happened...
Burning Angel: New girl – Breezy
EdRothMarch 10, 2006
Blondes in black make me happy. Then again, so do brunettes, redheads, etc… Burning Angel writes: Everyone be nice to our newest girl, Breezy…. or else she...
Burning Angel: Oh no! Not her again!
EdRothMarch 9, 2006
There’s a line from an X-Clan song, later sampled in Ice Cube’s “When Will They Shoot,” that goes: “Stalkin’, walkin’ in my big...
Fatal Beauty: Bella and Fantine: Feel the Love
EdRothMarch 9, 2006
This is the first of two recent sets from FatalBeauty that feature 2 women gettin it on. This one has Bella and Fantine intertwining their bodies into a sensuous puzzle...
Supercult: Gold Snow in the Brooklyn Borough
EdRothMarch 8, 2006
Supercult: get a damn XML feed so I can get your updates on here, okay? Sunny moved to Brooklyn and became Snowflake. Chase pimped her out in gold. Oooh, shiny!
Fatal Beauty: Isis Set: Red Dress
EdRothMarch 8, 2006
This set contains what is one of my favorite photos ever. How cute is Isis with her toungue sticking out?!? Fatal Beauty writes: Isis is so pretty in this red dress....
Nerdp0rn: ladies night!
EdRothMarch 8, 2006
Remember that song “Ladies First” by Queen Latifah with Monie Love? That was a dope song. One night we will get Anna drunk and make her sing that at a...
CyberDyke: New! Naked Penny
EdRothMarch 8, 2006
I’m not what you’d call a foot fetishist, but if you’ve never had your toes sucked, I highly recommend it. It’s awesome. CyberDyke writes: Penny...
Nerdp0rn: a hot, hot, hot shower
EdRothMarch 7, 2006
I totally forgot to put in some snarky comments on my last nerdpron update story. I actually am running out of ideas for this one, but I will say that Anna looks like...
CyberDyke: Meet Satine!
EdRothMarch 7, 2006
Had to crop this one down a bit, but I think you can figure out what’s going on. Badoink! CyberDyke writes: Seething sexuality! See even more of this luscious...
Burning Angel: Cheshire
EdRothMarch 7, 2006
Baby, let me light your bunson burner and mix my DNA with yours. Boogie. Burning Angel writes: When Cheshire isn’t posing nude on the internet, she’s a...
CyberDyke: “Boxing Zille”
EdRothMarch 6, 2006
I ordered a Zille the other day from DarkPlay.net, and they were nice enough to send me pics of my model getting ready to ship. I can’t want to try it out!...
Burning Angel: More Maddison! Yipeeee!
EdRothMarch 6, 2006
Dude, nerds were always sexy. Just because you youngins grew up when being a nerd was cool, you think you know it all. All dem bitches were up in my pocket protector....
Nerdp0rn: ZOMFG pink fishnets!
EdRothMarch 6, 2006
Nerdp0rn writes: meYOW! see me read Transmetropolitan in some hot pink fishnets and stilettos! much, much more of this sexy set at my site! and if you haven’t been...
Fatal Beauty: Mourning Starr Set: Sucker
EdRothMarch 5, 2006
Completely unrelated to new FatalBeauty model Mourning Starr (who looks fabulous in her pink and black lingerie and fishnets), I was reminded by this post of a band here...
Fatal Beauty: Anabelle Set: Yr. Mom
EdRothMarch 4, 2006
Anabelle kinda looks like that cute girl with the short hair and glasses you see around campus, but usually you don’t see her tits and ass, except when you imagine...
NoFauxxx: JUNX in our trunx!
EdRothMarch 4, 2006
Don’t let it ever be said that I didn’t post a picture of a dude licking a vibrator. NoFauxxx writes: You’ve witnessed his scandalous ways at Gravy...
Burning Angel: Kylee and Rob Rotten
EdRothMarch 3, 2006
Dude, what the hell happened to Rachel Rotten? Can anyone fill me in? I found this little bit, but the fact that Rachel isn’t mentioned anywhere on her former site...
SpookyBlog: Bella Vendetta Naked in the Graveyard
EdRothMarch 3, 2006
Glasses? Fishnets? Tattoos? Piercings? You’re too good to me, Amelia. SpookyBlog writes: GothicSluts.com certainly has the most impressive collection of beautiful...
CyberDyke: New this week at Serafina’s- Candice!
EdRothFebruary 20, 2006
I love the stockings and black heels she gets into later, but I really love the black pants and metal belt Candice has in this preview pic. I find weird things...
Burning Angel: Aren’t they so Precious?
EdRothFebruary 19, 2006
When you think classy, you think BurningAngel. But they’ve outdone themselves with this bonerrifficly hot set featuring Sinead and my superfavorite smart chick...
SpookyBlog: Nikki 666 shows off her beautiful tattoos
EdRothFebruary 18, 2006
Any chick who calls herself “Nikki 666” doesn’t sound barely evil to me. har har har! SpookyBlog writes: Nikki 666 is fast becomming a popular favorite...
Nerdp0rn: a corseted nerd and her books
EdRothFebruary 18, 2006
Mother of god, this is the hottest picture I have seen in a long, long time. Violet, your ass/iBook picture has some competition. Nerdp0rn writes: i got a new red corset...
Fatal Beauty: Natas Set: Black and White
EdRothFebruary 18, 2006
Do you like boobies? Do you like feet? Do you like chicks with names like Satan, but reversed? Then you’ll like this. Fatal Beauty writes: Natas has returned with...
Nerdpr0n: I heart girls
EdRothFebruary 17, 2006
I am a bad man, and have been slow about getting up posts for new material from my new favorite object of lust, Anna Logue. Here’s some recent hotness that...
Spiceplay: glitterhips: Pink & Black and Cute All Over
EdRothFebruary 17, 2006
You know what? I love Glitterhips. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is an incredibly, incredibly attractive person. *smooch* The only thing I am...
Burning Angel: New Girl! Yay!
EdRothFebruary 13, 2006
Now I don’t want to freak you guys out, but apparently this girl has a tattoo. Try to keep an open mind. Burning Angel writes: Jolie has 2 hearts tattooed on her...
Burning Angel: Battle of the Bath Toys!
EdRothFebruary 12, 2006
Fuck that, my devil duckie will take out all you bitches. Burning Angel writes: I’ll bet you a million dollars that Isis’ rubber duckie could kick your...
Burning Angel: Do Not Underestimate the Power of Elle!
EdRothFebruary 11, 2006
One time I untied my penis with my tongue. The real question is how it got tied in the first place. Burning Angel writes: I’ve been known to do some cool things...
SpookyBlog: Kumi looks striking in kinky green rubber
EdRothFebruary 11, 2006
It’s well-documented that Kumi, fantabulously famous fetish model, is in fact a monster. What’s not known is exactly which monster she is. For a while our...
NoFauxxx: Audacia Ray paints some ass
EdRothFebruary 10, 2006
I am what you call a non-celebrity. Audacia Ray, however, is a celebrity, at least among erotic nerds. The difference is that Audacia has a hot ass, and I’m known...
Burning Angel: Aurie!
EdRothFebruary 10, 2006
One time I claimed domain over an old girlfriend’s hoohah for Spain. I even planted a little flag. She didn’t like that. Burning Angel writes: Aurie says...
NoFauxxx: Mermaids
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
Garr! Thar be gender-bending mermaids about! Me wooden leg is stiff! NoFauxxx writes: Sexy genderqueer mermaids have been seen playing at No Fauxxx! I’m tempted to...
SpookyBlog: Cutie Nyx Profile and New Set on EroticBPM
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
Spookyblog posted an update on Nyx, one of our favorite eroticBPM models. SpookyBlog writes: Nyx is such a cutie. We thought we’d share a little fun and...
Burning Angel: Welcome Cheshire!
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
This kinda looks like one of those movies where a kid goes to sleep 8 years old and wakes up 22. Burning Angel writes: If you like greasy cheeseburgers, star wars, and...
Nighttime Girls: TJ – No Flash Nude
EdRothJanuary 31, 2006
This looks like a cool new update from NightTimeGirls. I’m sorry, I’ve written a lot of these tonight, and I’m out of funny quips. Come up with your...
Nighttime Girls: Update – Heather Mars : Pull Over and Strip
EdRothJanuary 31, 2006
Sometimes girl cops touch their boobies. At least in my department. Nighttime Girls writes: Heather is just yummy eye candy in her sexy cop outfit. Who wouldn’t...
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