Category: AltPorn Updates
Burning Angel: Battle of the Bath Toys!
EdRothFebruary 12, 2006
Fuck that, my devil duckie will take out all you bitches. Burning Angel writes: I’ll bet you a million dollars that Isis’ rubber duckie could kick your...
Burning Angel: Do Not Underestimate the Power of Elle!
EdRothFebruary 11, 2006
One time I untied my penis with my tongue. The real question is how it got tied in the first place. Burning Angel writes: I’ve been known to do some cool things...
SpookyBlog: Kumi looks striking in kinky green rubber
EdRothFebruary 11, 2006
It’s well-documented that Kumi, fantabulously famous fetish model, is in fact a monster. What’s not known is exactly which monster she is. For a while our...
NoFauxxx: Audacia Ray paints some ass
EdRothFebruary 10, 2006
I am what you call a non-celebrity. Audacia Ray, however, is a celebrity, at least among erotic nerds. The difference is that Audacia has a hot ass, and I’m known...
Burning Angel: Aurie!
EdRothFebruary 10, 2006
One time I claimed domain over an old girlfriend’s hoohah for Spain. I even planted a little flag. She didn’t like that. Burning Angel writes: Aurie says...
NoFauxxx: Mermaids
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
Garr! Thar be gender-bending mermaids about! Me wooden leg is stiff! NoFauxxx writes: Sexy genderqueer mermaids have been seen playing at No Fauxxx! I’m tempted to...
SpookyBlog: Cutie Nyx Profile and New Set on EroticBPM
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
Spookyblog posted an update on Nyx, one of our favorite eroticBPM models. SpookyBlog writes: Nyx is such a cutie. We thought we’d share a little fun and...
Burning Angel: Welcome Cheshire!
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
This kinda looks like one of those movies where a kid goes to sleep 8 years old and wakes up 22. Burning Angel writes: If you like greasy cheeseburgers, star wars, and...
Nighttime Girls: TJ – No Flash Nude
EdRothJanuary 31, 2006
This looks like a cool new update from NightTimeGirls. I’m sorry, I’ve written a lot of these tonight, and I’m out of funny quips. Come up with your...
Nighttime Girls: Update – Heather Mars : Pull Over and Strip
EdRothJanuary 31, 2006
Sometimes girl cops touch their boobies. At least in my department. Nighttime Girls writes: Heather is just yummy eye candy in her sexy cop outfit. Who wouldn’t...
CyberDyke: More sexy sox at Serafina’s Sox
EdRothJanuary 30, 2006
Penny in Sox on Box on Nox! CyberDyke writes: More sexy shots of Penny in her baggy long socks, except this time she’s only wearing socks! See more at...
SpookyBlog: Gothic Corset Queens Domiana and Azreal Together
EdRothJanuary 30, 2006
I’ve noticed lately that Amelia and Forrest’s photography seems to have a little more saturation. I think this set at GothicSluts.com is a good example: the...
Fatal Beauty: angiepants Set: White
EdRothJanuary 30, 2006
I like lingerie. A lot. So when we get a set that features some awesome lingerie, like this gorgeous corset wrapped around Angiepants here, I get excited. That’s...
Burning Angel: Kylee Returns!
EdRothJanuary 29, 2006
Kylee Kross: you know her, you’ve seen her cooter. Now watch her pretend to talk on the phone, and then show you her cooter! Burning Angel writes: Isn’t it...
Burning Angel: Neon Neon Neon
EdRothJanuary 28, 2006
This set has the word “ninja” attached to it, but she clearly has pirate titties. I don’t get it. Burning Angel writes: No matter what Neon does, what...
Featured Model: Scar 13
EdRothJanuary 23, 2006
“The first shoot I was ever offered was 4 years ago for Hustler’s Taboo magazine. I have always leaned towards erotica, fetish and good old fashioned smut...
Burning Angel: Welcome January!
EdRothJanuary 20, 2006
Fuck if I know why she’s named January, but what a gorgeous girl. She’s edumacated too, being a fan of Poe and architecture. Now I must scheme how to steal...
NoFauxxx: Another duet?
EdRothJanuary 19, 2006
I was a little disappointed that there were no viking kittens in this set. NoFauxxx writes: Oh, it’s true. How often do we get to see Trouble gettn it on? This...
Nerdp0rn: read me first panties!
EdRothJanuary 19, 2006
Anna and I have a lot in common: I often pound one out after HTML coding! I’m sorry. Please just look at the picture. It’s far more entertaining. i needed to...
Burning Angel: Oh My Goth
EdRothJanuary 19, 2006
Pixie is one of my favorite BA models, so it’s always a good day when she appears on my monitor. Burning Angel writes: Pixie looks like that mean girl who works at...
Burning Angel: Sabrina Sparx!
EdRothJanuary 18, 2006
I take back all the mean stuff I said, Mitch. Please give us more stuff like this! Burning Angel writes: Everyone at BurningAngel has driven Sabrina to the point of...
CyberDyke: New year, new hot model
EdRothJanuary 18, 2006
CyberDyke writes: Happy New Year! Ring in the New Year with a hot new model, Penny! She’s giving us a little tease in her stockings and panties. So innocent yet so...
Burning Angel: Pinky Lee!
EdRothJanuary 17, 2006
Now we’re cookin’. I have a major rager lingerie fetish, and nothing kills my sexibuzz faster than a chick in some kind of adult version of Underoos....
Fatal Beauty: Star Set: Monkeys
EdRothJanuary 17, 2006
Friends, when viewing images at FatalBeauty.com, please remember that you are observing art. Refrain from hooting, hollering, whacking off, or imagining what...
Burning Angel: New Video, Joanna and James
EdRothJanuary 16, 2006
Mitch apparently doesn’t read this blog much, because he’s never verbally beaten the crap out of me for giving Burning Angel shit almost constantly. That...
Burning Angel: Dana Dearmond
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
So what have we got here? A big speaker, a bondage cross, some yellow rope, and awesome wood paneling. Oh, and Dana Dearmond. She has squeezable boobies! Burning Angel...
Burning Angel: Ladies and Gentleman! Kylee Kross!
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
I think our world would be a much happier one if there were more dildos in more pussies in the Oval Office. Burning Angel writes: What the hell was Kylee doing in the...
Burning Angel: Whisky
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
“Whisky Tits” are when you drink so much, you think Joanna’s boobs are as nice as Whisky’s. Burning Angel writes: At a moment when I was feeling...
Burning Angel: Sinead
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
This poor girl has lost all her clothes, and has to wear a burlap sack for a miniskirt. Won’t you help? Burning Angel writes: These days her life is all about...
Burning Angel: Back With That Classic Ass
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
I’m catching up with BurningAngel posts I missed over the holidays. First up is this great new set from Sinn. It’s nice to see some curvier models on BA,...
SpookyBlog: Diana Knight Knows How to Brandish a Weapon
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
Blueblood continues its Models Who Can Kill You series with this RubberDollies set with Diana Knight. SpookyBlog writes: A Don Pace rendering of fetish and fantasy...
It was like a million voices crying out in unison, then reaching for a tissue
EdRothJanuary 8, 2006
Anna Logue of Nerdpr0n is our new favorite hottie, and certainly is the fantasy of every red-blooded nerd and geek across this great cyberverse of ours. Maybe we can...
NoFauxxx: Happy New Year from No Fauxxx!
EdRothJanuary 7, 2006
NoFauxxx writes: Welcome Chloe and Dionysus to No Fauxxx on the message boards, after watching them kiss, move, and make love in this amazing debut set. And, come pay...
Spiceplay: Maya: New ink
EdRothJanuary 6, 2006
Fleshbot recently did their Top 10 Hotties of 2005 (including our friend Victoria Lane), but I think they forgot someone. Maya Lofgren is not only the prettiest Swede in...
Fatal Beauty: Berlin Set: Bath time
EdRothJanuary 5, 2006
Much like the city Berlin, the girl Berlin is petite, likes a bit of pain, and has a cute little ass. Fatal Beauty writes: Berlin hops in the bath, reads a sexy book,...
Burning Angel: Ass-a-gogo
EdRothJanuary 4, 2006
Go-go boots. That’s some punk rock shit. It reminds me of an MST3K episode from the 10th season called “The Girl in Gold Boots,” where a guy named...
Nighttime Girls: Introducing Molly Heartbreaker
EdRothJanuary 4, 2006
Nighttime Girls writes: In an Exclusive deal between NightTimeGirls and MollyHeartbreaker.com we get to bring you the very first pics of this incredibly gorgeous model....
SpookyBlog: Saia's Back! …on EroticBPM
EdRothJanuary 3, 2006
So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-ALTPORN And kick them nasty thoughts SpookyBlog writes: EroticBPM‘s popular model...
Burning Angel: The Birthday of Jesus
EdRothJanuary 3, 2006
I have no fucking clue what’s going on here, but apparently I missed a hell of a party at BurningAngel HQ. Burning Angel writes: This weekend is Christmas. I...
SpookyBlog: Start the New Year Off with a Bang
EdRothJanuary 3, 2006
Is it really necessary for our subcultural erotica to be filled with bad language? Can’t we all do our part to class things up a little? Also, I’d really...
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