Category: AltPorn Updates
BlueBlood: Bath Time With Yolanda
MelisandeAugust 22, 2006
Well hello there, Yolanda. Would you like some handmade soap for your bath? Or maybe scented salts? Perhaps a Bill O’Reilly-free loofah would please you? By the...
Burning Angel: Bushels Of Ass
MelisandeAugust 22, 2006
How can you not make a corny pun when talking about Apples? You know, bushels of apples? Get it? Uh … *carcrash* Burning Angel writes: Check out our newest angel,...
BlueBlood: Look Honey, Orange Lingerie!
MelisandeAugust 21, 2006
I don’t really see orange lingerie everyday. In fact, I don’t generally see it at all. So why not have Erica model some for us?
Nerdpr0n: OMFG, MacBook Pr0n
MelisandeAugust 21, 2006
You know what? FUCK playing Oregon Trail on an Apple II emulator. Especially since Anna’s got a new MacBook! Holy shit! I want a cap of her iSight stream! Someone...
BlueBlood: Ariel X Abides No Cheap-Ass Floor Lamps
MelisandeAugust 20, 2006
She is avant garde with regards to her light sources. No frilly lampshades needed here; only the finest in fluorescent tubes for this lady!
CyberDyke: Yay, More Of The Lesbionics!
MelisandeAugust 20, 2006
Dara and Misha are still going at it. That’s what I call staying power! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women!Click here...
BlueBlood: Anastasia Gets The Naughty Chair
MelisandeAugust 19, 2006
Bad girls get the nipple clamps and the butt plugs! Them’s the rules.
CyberDyke: Nude Dancing Allowed Here
MelisandeAugust 19, 2006
If only more dance programs encouraged the lesbionics! Merce Cunningham Dance Company performances would get a hell of a lot more entertaning, that’s for sure....
BlueBlood: Restricted In Red
MelisandeAugust 18, 2006
Ribbed–for your pleasure! Of course, it’s a total bitch to breathe, and the corset leaves marks on your skin, but what’s a little suffering when you...
Burning Angel: Tortured Hipsters Always Wear Pink Belts
MelisandeAugust 18, 2006
Paging Blue States Lose, paging Blue States Lose, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Burning Angel writes: January came by NYC the other day and caused a storm...
BlueBlood: Black Rubber And Big Boobs
MelisandeAugust 17, 2006
Also included: big lips, silver dollar nipples and bangin’ hips. In conclusion: boobs.
RazorDolls: Hay Guys, Who Wants A Threesome?
MelisandeAugust 17, 2006
Sometimes you just have to pick up a girl and rail her on a flower print bedspread while another girl grabs her tits. Threesomes: it’s what’s for dinner!...
BlueBlood: Erica The Red House Painter
MelisandeAugust 16, 2006
I expect a negative number of people to get the obscurely obvious band reference in the title of this post. And no, I’m not talking about the Viking metal album...
SpookyBlog: Buy Voltaire A Beer!
MelisandeAugust 16, 2006
I would love to watch Voltaire drink beer but I’m way too intimidated by her full-body art to ask her if I can tag along to the nearest dive bar. I’d pick up...
BlueBlood: I’m Captivated By Xanthia’s Gazongas
MelisandeAugust 15, 2006
I’m also captivated by Xanthia’s eye makeup and dyed eyebrows. But mostly I’m captivated by her tits.
InkyGirls: Do You Need Discipline?
MelisandeAugust 15, 2006
Zoie’s taste in old-school wall mirrors and other home furnishings is impeccable. Why would one want to paddle a girl into little tealight candles on wall shelves?...
Burning Angel: Morgan Models The Latest In Brassieres And Bullet Belts
MelisandeAugust 14, 2006
Morgan proves you can find everything for your fall fashion wardrobe at a lingerie shop and an Army-Navy surplus store. Burning Angel writes: I once had a bullet belt,...
BlueBlood: Alsana Feeds On The Blood Of Internet Nerds
MelisandeAugust 14, 2006
Obviously, Alsana’s table manners would scandalize the hoi polloi.
Nerdpr0n: Reading In Fishnets Is Fundamental
MelisandeAugust 13, 2006
When reading Robert Anton Wilson, one should take care to wear appropriate clothing. Anna Logue is a perfect example of this. She celebrates the joy of reading! Nerdpr0n...
SpookyBlog: Just You and Me, Blue Haired Girl
MelisandeAugust 13, 2006
I know a girl who is almost a dead ringer for Agent Aeon, expect not so much with the blue hair and lip piercing. Do I tell her she’s got a Goth doppleganger? What...
CyberDyke: Dinner Is Served Al Fresco, In Stockings
MelisandeAugust 12, 2006
I love girls who aren’t afraid to use their hands. Or their dildos. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women! Click here...
Burning Angel: Greets To Riley Mason!
MelisandeAugust 12, 2006
This just in from the altporn.net Situation Room: Riley continues to be adorable. Burning Angel writes: I get like, at least 20 emails a day requesting Riley...
Burning Angel: Group Hug Time!
MelisandeAugust 11, 2006
Check it–Burning Angels like to party and have a good time, just like the rest of us! I’d love to be their MySpace friends. What great photo albums they must...
Burning Angel: Turtle Power … In My Pants
MelisandeAugust 11, 2006
Here’s a comic fanboy nerd’s wet dream–a girl in bra and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles panties! I’m pretty sure those comics she’s lying on...
RazorDolls: I Wanna Have Sex With Eddie Van Halen’s Guitar
MelisandeAugust 10, 2006
Huh uh uh, he said “Flying V.” RazorDolls writes: Now whens the last time you walked into a guitar shop and saw a naked Babe stradling a Flying V, and...
Nerdpr0n: I Make Passes At Girls With Glasses
MelisandeAugust 4, 2006
This is what I like to believe Anna is thinking when this photo was taken: What is this? A big bulge in the pants? I must investigate using all my intellectual powers...
CyberDyke: Veronika Strikes A Pose
MelisandeAugust 4, 2006
I would proudly display a statue of this Veronika pose in my foyer. Of course, if Veronika herself wanted to pose in my foyer, I certainly wouldn’t say no!...
Burning Angel: Angela Ryan in Latex
MelisandeAugust 3, 2006
For those whose appetites have not yet been sated by our current featured model Angela Ryan, I bring you more of featured model Angela Ryan … in Latex (as opposed...
RazorDolls: Jade Starr Makes Me Have Goth Girl Flashbacks
MelisandeAugust 3, 2006
Jade has the cutest little cootie-pie that I ever did see. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeekaboo! Peeeeeeeeeeeeeekaboo! RazorDolls writes: After becoming a huge star in the adult...
Burning Angel: Chelsea Gets A Time Out
MelisandeAugust 2, 2006
If you’re sent to the corner, you have to remove your pants. But please, keep the Chucks on. Safety first! Burning Angel writes: Take a look at our newest angel: a...
RazorDolls: Rob Rotten Has Nice Pants
MelisandeAugust 2, 2006
Whenever I see a guy with a lot of upper body ink, I just want to pet his pants, much like how Gabriella is demonstrating here. RazorDolls writes: The notorious Rob...
SpookyBlog: Attack of the Pantyless Candy Ravers!
MelisandeAugust 1, 2006
Remind me to wear a chastity belt the next time I see DJ Tiesto. I don’t want any candy kids stealing my panties! SpookyBlog writes: This super hot Kitten...
CyberDyke: Lacey reading in the nude
DarkseidAugust 1, 2006
Here in Hell, it can be difficult to meet a woman who even knows how to read, much less actually enjoys it. And reading naked?! Unheard of! CyberDyke writes:...
Nerdpr0n: Anna + Bones + Spock + Kirk = hot Trekkie foursome
MelisandeJuly 31, 2006
Can someone write me a fanfic for this pairing? I’ll trade you some hot Mistress Janeway fic! Nerdpr0n writes: yay! me in a Star Trek shirt! Spock in between my...
RazorDolls: Riley Mason in Front of the Green Door
MelisandeJuly 31, 2006
Why, Riley, you are adorable! But that lime green sliding door behind you cries out for the cast of Extreme Makeover: Pr0n Edition. I bet there’s corkboard and...
Burning Angel: I see Angelle’s panties!
MelisandeJuly 30, 2006
Hey, do you remember when the guy who played Agent Dale Cooper on Twin Peaks hosted Saturday Night Live and did a skit where he repeatedly asked people to bite his butt?...
Burning Angel: New Morgan Mae video!
DarkseidJuly 29, 2006
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how many is a video worth? I don’t know either, so watch the vid and get back to me about it… Burning Angel...
Burning Angel: Insert “V for Vendetta” Reference Here
MelisandeJuly 28, 2006
If Natalie Portman had dressed like this in V for Vendetta, fanboy spooge would have flooded American multiplexes. No amount of squeegee mops could have cleaned up all...
RazorDolls: Dreaming of Serene Dream
DarkseidJuly 28, 2006
I’d fight my way through the seven gates of Hell for a little alone time with Serene Dream! “When reality’s a dream and every lie is true In the day...
BlueBlood: Rufflebutt!
EdRothJuly 27, 2006
Ariel X is all up on here lately, with lots of fabulous sets on Blue Blood and Razordolls. This time she demonstates that Ariel indeed does have back.
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