Mr. Hankey’s Toys keeps its equine line busy, and the newest entry has the look of a boss villain. The Venomous Horse Dildo takes the broad flared nightmare equine head and wraps it in overlapping raised veins that run down the intimidating shaft toward the base. Recessed ribbing shows between them, a thick sculpted rim follows the outline of the head, and a pronounced medial ring sits in the perfect position partway along the girthy shaft. The maker calls the design symbiote-inspired, and the label fits. The veins read as something growing over the cursed and decayed form rather than carved into it and I’m sure all that texture leads to a blissful sensory overload once you submit to it’s power.
The symbiote name and theme really is the hook. The intricate layered design is the decision that makes it art. Raised vein over recessed rib over a heavy rim is a lot of surface for a single pour, and the toy is hand-poured in-house in platinum-cured silicone or course, which is the very best, as non-porous and phthalate-free toys are the premium standard you can count on Hankey’s to deliver. Texture this deep needs a material that holds fine detail, and it is also why the firmness options (40% Soft, 75% Firm, Medium Firm, Extra Firm) carry more weight here than they would on a smooth equine sculpt. Color runs to 20+ variations with optional metallic effects, plus a custom marble choice that could look amazing on this toy. Hankey’s Venomous Horse pairs perfectly with their depth defying Venomous Tongue as well, maybe as the warm up.
The size chart is the other thing worth reading closely. There are five sizes, XS through 3XL, and the steps between them are not equal. Mid-shaft circumference runs 5.13, 5.75, 7.75, 9.83 and 11.63 inches. Small to Large is the jump: two inches more around, and insertable length climbing from 6.25 to 8.13 inches. Mr. Hankey’s says as much on the page, steering buyers to compare head circumference, mid-shaft circumference, insertable length and overall length instead of choosing by size name, and noting that the raised texture belongs in that decision too. The broad, flat-bottomed base lets the toy stand upright, and strap-on ring sizes are listed for every size too, from 2.5 inches at XS to 4.5 at 3XL.
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