Snow White AKA El_Dragon69 Is Moving Into The Zelda Universe

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest gamer of them all? Apparently El_Dragon69 has put her woodland chores on hold, abandoned the seven dwarfs and decided that saving Hyrule sounds considerably more exciting than cleaning up after seven grown men.

She’s traded her enchanted forest for the Kokiri Forest and judging by that rather serious expression, this princess isn’t taking any nonsense from Ganondorf today. Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to fight Ganon we go! Even princesses aren’t immune to gamer rage. And speaking of princesses, there’s a bit of a royal scheduling conflict here. Princess Zelda needs saving, Princess Ruto is probably proposing marriage somewhere and Snow White is trying to keep Link from getting his little green backside handed to him.

At least El_Dragon69 is already familiar with managing a group of seven peculiar companions, although swapping the seven dwarfs for the Seven Sages might actually be an improvement. Saria seems considerably less demanding than Grumpy, and nobody’s asking her to whistle while she works.

Snow White AKA El_Dragon69 Is Moving Into The Zelda Universe

Snow White AKA El_Dragon69 Is Moving Into The Zelda Universe

Snow White AKA El_Dragon69 Is Moving Into The Zelda Universe

Snow White AKA El_Dragon69 Is Moving Into The Zelda Universe

El_Dragon69 writes:

Username: El_Dragon69
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Weight: 145 pounds
Height: 160 centimeters




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