Category: AltPorn Updates

Burning Angel: Send me an Angel… like… er… Right Now?

That gold bikini top kinda makes Joanna look like some kind of outer-space seductress from the 70s Buck Rogers series. Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m in bed...

Fatal Beauty: Natas Set: Locals Only

Usually the sets with Natas have a lot of feet and boobs and dog toys in them. This set has boobies and feet, but no dog toys. Cool junk stuff. Fatal Beauty writes:...

Nerdp0rn: the robot invasion?

I’m not sure, but I think Anna fucks a Roomba in this set. I, for one, am perfectly okay with this. Nerdp0rn writes: oh my! This is a sexy french maid set with a...

SpookyBlog: Cool Gothic Girls at the Beach?

Voltaire With new hair Makes the dudes and ladies stare *bows* SpookyBlog writes: According to Forrest Black and Amelia G, their most recent GothicSluts shoot with...

Burning Angel: January in March!

Hi there January. We’ve known each other for a few months now, and during that time I think I’ve gotten to know your boobies pretty well. I was hoping that,...

CyberDyke: Tessa on Sappho’s Girls

How cool is this shot? It’s like, artsy, or something. I am a wordsmith! CyberDyke writes: Tessa performs her rites of Spring at Sappho’s Girls! See our most...

Nerdp0rn: veritable wordsmith

Oh Anna, how unfair I’ve been to you, not updating for 10 days and missing your scrabble set. Can you ever forgive me? Nerdp0rn writes: I love to play...

Burning Angel: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Sinaed Fish!

Check out the scales on this hottie! Burning Angel writes: Sinead won a goldfish at the fair, and then she took it home and made it get naked on the internet. Please...

SpookyBlog: I Like Guns and Guns Like Me…

Normally anything that reminds me of Marilyn Manson would force me to stab tink forks into my ears and eyes, but this is Dana Dearmond with a Big Fucking Gun, so...

Burning Angel: Jolie

Apparenlty this “Jolie” is something of an exhibitionist. Keep your eye on the girl in the trenchcoat. Burning Angel writes: Jolie and you have something...

CyberDyke: Anna Logue

Holy crap, Anna Logue on SapphosGirls.com! This so kicks ass. CyberDyke writes: www.sapphosgirls.com is pleased to have Anna of www.nerdpr0n.com for a special guest set!...

Burning Angel: BA is the Porno Make A Wish Foundation

This kinda reminds me of that Iron Maiden cover “Women in Uniform.” Burning Angel writes: I met Morgan at the Backseat Film Festival, where she admitted to...

NoFauxxx DVD in the works

NoFauxxx writes: It’s official! No Fauxxx and Blowfish are teaming up to produce the first No Fauxxx DVD ever, complete with exclusive porn, art films, and live...

SpookyBlog: Better than a pot of Gold!

There’s gonna be some killin if I don’t get me schillin! Oh, yeah, that was like 10 days ago. Oops. SpookyBlog writes: BlueBlood’s BarelyEvil hopes...

NoFauxxx: Trouble for your eyes and ears!

Trouble! With a capital T, and that rhymes with B, and that stands for boner! I’m so sad. NoFauxxx writes: Here’s a gem of a set I kept secret for a whole...

SpookyBlog: Ultra Perv Star Darenzia in Hot Rubber

Rubber. Thomas Edison developed a type of it for use in car tires. Darenzia uses it to make us hot. Which has done the greater service to mankind? SpookyBlog writes:...

SpookyBlog: Stunning Silver Scar13

Yeah, anything I say is going to detract from the unbelievable awesomeness of Scar, so I’ll shut up now. SpookyBlog writes: When asked about this stylishly sexy...

Fatal Beauty: angiepants Set: Black & White

I dig slips a lot. Combine that with the black and white photography, and this new set on FatalBeauty has a sort of neo-classic pinup thing. I likee. Fatal Beauty...

eroticBPM: Saia

Nothing is more sexy than a woman in boots heavy enough to crush your skull. Saia + Boots + Stockings + Skirt = Yum

SpookyBlog: Chaotika Shotgun Wedding on GothicSluts.com

Chicks with guns are hot. I’m not talking about some hairspray freak in a bikini shooting an AK — I’m talking about a chick who you just know would...

eroticBPM: Kitten Toxicated

This set kinda makes me feel like I should live in the Netherlands. Another cute girl joins Ebpm.. Welcome Kitten Toxicated to the site!

Burning Angel: Isis

A couple days ago I was fawning over how cute Isis looked in her recent FatalBeauty set. Things are looking just as good for her in this new pinup-looking set on...

Cyber Dyke: Penelope and Fierce

CyberDyke writes: Penelope and Fierce let us watch their first time together! See more here!

Burning Angel: Somebody Save Sabrina!

Why is it that when they tie up a porn model, they always pull her boobies out of her top after they chain her to the wall? It’s an outrage. Burning Angel writes:...

Nerdp0rn: finger-lickin’ good

Nerdp0rn writes: this is by far the raunchiest set i’ve ever done! first, me and my hot nerdy friend Penny make out, then we go down on each other, i suck her...

Burning Angel: Pixie Pearl

We have a lot of movies, Pixie. You should come over. Burning Angel writes: Pixie watches more movies than any other girl on BurningAngel. I think she deserves an award...

Kink.com logo contest

Cybernet Entertainment, the softies who bring you family sites like Hogtied.com and FuckingMachines.com, are changing their name to Kink.com. They’re running a...

Fatal Beauty: Nova and Natas: It's True

Sometimes I really think I should do more photography. Fatal Beauty writes: Nova and Natas together is the sort of thing dreams are made of. Someone pinch me, please.

Featured Model: Sun Karma

“I was born. All Hell broke loose. That is about it. I’ve been pretty much a terror ever since then. I’m a writer/model/actress/makeup artist if you...

Burning Angel: Our Friend Richard…

So, this is shot by Richard Kern. On the other hand, she’s wearing black lingerie, so it’s probably pretty good! Burning Angel writes: Look what happened...

Burning Angel: New girl – Breezy

Blondes in black make me happy. Then again, so do brunettes, redheads, etc… Burning Angel writes: Everyone be nice to our newest girl, Breezy…. or else she...

Burning Angel: Oh no! Not her again!

There’s a line from an X-Clan song, later sampled in Ice Cube’s “When Will They Shoot,” that goes: “Stalkin’, walkin’ in my big...

Fatal Beauty: Bella and Fantine: Feel the Love

This is the first of two recent sets from FatalBeauty that feature 2 women gettin it on. This one has Bella and Fantine intertwining their bodies into a sensuous puzzle...

Supercult: Gold Snow in the Brooklyn Borough

Supercult: get a damn XML feed so I can get your updates on here, okay? Sunny moved to Brooklyn and became Snowflake. Chase pimped her out in gold. Oooh, shiny!

Fatal Beauty: Isis Set: Red Dress

This set contains what is one of my favorite photos ever. How cute is Isis with her toungue sticking out?!? Fatal Beauty writes: Isis is so pretty in this red dress....

Nerdp0rn: ladies night!

Remember that song “Ladies First” by Queen Latifah with Monie Love? That was a dope song. One night we will get Anna drunk and make her sing that at a...

CyberDyke: New! Naked Penny

I’m not what you’d call a foot fetishist, but if you’ve never had your toes sucked, I highly recommend it. It’s awesome. CyberDyke writes: Penny...

Nerdp0rn: a hot, hot, hot shower

I totally forgot to put in some snarky comments on my last nerdpron update story. I actually am running out of ideas for this one, but I will say that Anna looks like...

CyberDyke: Meet Satine!

Had to crop this one down a bit, but I think you can figure out what’s going on. Badoink! CyberDyke writes: Seething sexuality! See even more of this luscious...

Burning Angel: Cheshire

Baby, let me light your bunson burner and mix my DNA with yours. Boogie. Burning Angel writes: When Cheshire isn’t posing nude on the internet, she’s a...