Category: AltPorn Updates
BurningAngel: Kayla Loiters In Front Of Graffiti Wall
MelisandeSeptember 15, 2006
She doesn’t even have a can of spray paint in her hand! What kind of b-girl is she!?! BurningAngel writes: Poor Kayla: she gets really excited over grafitti art,...
InkyGirls: Mona’s A Tiger At The Makeup Mirror
MelisandeSeptember 14, 2006
Attention Bettie Page Reenactor Fetishists! Mona’s got a new photoset at InkyGirls! What more do I need to say here!
DeviantNation: Frilly Panties Allowed In Bathtubs For The First Time Ever!
MelisandeSeptember 14, 2006
What is it with the frilly panties rage among all the kids? Are girdles coming back, too? DeviantNation writes: The devilishly delicious Junior Miss cleans up for us.
CyberDyke: Widows Get It On
MelisandeSeptember 13, 2006
I’m not sure I would recommend this method of dealing with grief, but if it works for you, go for it! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn...
BlueBlood: Marriah’s New Couch Technique Is Unstoppable
MelisandeSeptember 13, 2006
What Marriah can do with a crop and a davenport is simply amazing. She is well versed in The Art Of The Topless!
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Stacks … A Lot
MelisandeSeptember 12, 2006
Dear Anna, Why couldn’t you have flashed in a library *I* was studying in, just once? Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: I had these pictures sitting around for...
BurningAngel: Adahlia Enjoys Fresh Fruits
MelisandeSeptember 12, 2006
Adahlia’s bra makes her breasts look like grapefruits. What is up with that? And what is up with the monster green earrings? It’s like a fruit explosion!...
DeviantNation: Ali Orange Chillaxes In The Desert
MelisandeSeptember 11, 2006
“Chillax” and “desert” are oxymorons, however. “Chilled dessert,” on the other hand, is the perfect apres-photoshoot treat. Hopefully...
CyberDyke: Lillie Lounges Around
MelisandeSeptember 11, 2006
Lillie’s not shy about lying around in the altogether. Also, that bed looks mighty comfortable. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn for...
RazorDolls: Gia, In A State Of Undress
MelisandeSeptember 10, 2006
Gia doesn’t remind me of my childhood at all. She reminds me of someone who forgot to get dressed in the morning. RazorDolls writes: Theres something about seeing...
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Video Action
MelisandeSeptember 10, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with tattoos fuck on video? Burning Angel writes: You’ve seen the photos… but on this evening I present to you the world...
DeviantNation: Ramen Hooks Up With Her Robot “Friend”
MelisandeSeptember 9, 2006
I’d read Diesel Sweeties more often if they included hardcore woman/robot action. Thank you Deviant Nation for catering to the fantasies of robot lovers!...
BurningAngel: MORE PHOTOS OF RAE!
MelisandeSeptember 8, 2006
Classic car enthusiasts would enjoy Rae. The drag racing action would be so hot. BurningAngel writes: If everyone who drove a pick-up truck was as pretty as Rae, the...
CyberDyke: Sabina and Anais Play With Water Hoses
MelisandeSeptember 7, 2006
Oh no! Their clothes got wet! They’ll have to get naked and have the sex! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women! Click...
DeviantNation: Scarlit In Red And Black
MelisandeSeptember 7, 2006
Scarlit might give me the urge to dye my hair red again! Or maybe even get an unorthodox lip piercing! DeviantNation writes: Scarlit might give you the incredible urge...
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Books … A Lot
MelisandeSeptember 6, 2006
Dear Anna, I own at least 250-300 books [including Internetworking with TCP/IP Volumes 1 & 2]. Please come to my house and pose in front of them. Then maybe we can...
RazorDolls: Your Fuck Table For Two Is Ready
MelisandeSeptember 6, 2006
Why does everyone seem to think that sex on a table is comfortable? It’s a hard surface! And not in a good way! Ever try to get splinters out of your ass?...
BlueBlood: Dahlia Dark Shows Off Her Half Corset … And Her Boobies
MelisandeSeptember 5, 2006
Again with the tits! I can’t get enough of Dahlia’s tits. She can wear whatever she damn well pleases as long as I get a peek at the dirtypillows.
SpookyBlog: Youn-Kyung Gets Naked at the Houseparty
MelisandeSeptember 5, 2006
Nobody got naked at the Ghostly afterparty at DEMF this past summer, and now I feel cheated. All I got was a free magazine and overpriced water! SpookyBlog writes:...
CyberDyke: Shiva – don’t mess with The Destroyer!
DarkseidSeptember 4, 2006
Okay, I’ll admit to being a little confused by this model’s name because the Hindu god Shiva is, you know, not female. Hey, maybe she’s taking it back,...
Burning Angel: Anouck
EdRothSeptember 4, 2006
Anouck is totally the altporn Audrey Hepburn. I wish I were her George Peppard, but I’m a lot closer to Mickey Rooney. Anyway, this set reminds me of that Iron...
DeviantNation: Skunk On A Leather Couch
MelisandeSeptember 4, 2006
One of my dream furniture purchases is a black leather couch. Skunk crouching on it would, of course, be totally bonus. She could help me apply leather treatment! And...
Spiceplay: Maya Chillaxes To Some Tunes
MelisandeSeptember 3, 2006
I believe the cheesy pickup line “Hey baby, nice cans!” is appropriate to use at this juncture. Spiceplay writes: Have you ever wondered how beautiful women...
BlueBlood: Xanthia Peeling Off Rubber
MelisandeSeptember 3, 2006
Xanthia sometimes finds rubber restricting. I always find Xanthia’s breasts fascinating.
RazorDolls: Sasha Grey Is Flexible
MelisandeSeptember 2, 2006
Sasha Grey could also use a nice big carnitas burrito from Chipotle. I’ll throw in an order of chips and guac, too. And unlimited drink refills! Also, is it my...
BlueBlood: Raven’s Umbrella Won’t Keep Her From Getting Wet
MelisandeSeptember 2, 2006
I’m positive Raven would look fetching in a see-through raincoat. Can I get one at Hot Topic?
BlueBlood: Dude, Keiko Just Flashed Me!
MelisandeAugust 31, 2006
Girls with no panties would definitely make my next train ride more interesting. Why can’t I meet girls like Keiko on public transit? The only girls that will talk...
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Tongue Action
MelisandeAugust 31, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with lots of tattoos make out? Burning Angel writes: Kylee and Kurt, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…no great love here, but...
NoFauxxx: Mr. Paisley Digs Nude BMXing
MelisandeAugust 30, 2006
NOTE: Mr. Paisley is a trained professional. Please do not attempt nude BMXing at home. NoFauxxx writes: Meet Mr. Paisley, NoFauxxx‘s newest model, and learn the...
SpookyBlog: Stuffed Animals And The Candy Ravers That Love Them
MelisandeAugust 30, 2006
Don’t get me wrong, I am all about stuffed animals. But I don’t take them to raves. And I certainly don’t get naked and kiss them in public....
BlueBlood: Justine Joli Prefers Oversized T-Shirts
MelisandeAugust 29, 2006
I would like to state for the record that I am totally in love with Justine’s labia minora after seeing this photoset. Why doesn’t mine look as pretty as...
Nerdpr0n: Fire. Wire.
MelisandeAugust 29, 2006
Naughty girls like Anna Logue need their nipples bound by USB A-to-B cables! And how sad am I for trying to identify all the different types of cables in the nest...
BlueBlood: Do You Have An Oral Fixation?
MelisandeAugust 28, 2006
Scar 13’s hookah method is unstoppable. Also, it in no way shape or form involves panties.
RazorDolls: Vivian Viva will cane your ass
EdRothAugust 28, 2006
Canes are the hot new thing in altporn, man. All the cool kids have them. Of course, I like my girls nerdy, so it’s good that Vivian’s a super-hot nerd too....
BlueBlood: Superna Spices Up Any Decor
MelisandeAugust 27, 2006
How do you make a brick wall less boring? Have Superna pose in front of it, of course! Her peacock halter definitely de-bores any surroundings.
SpookyBlog: Sexy Raver Girls Love Their Glowsticks!
EdRothAugust 27, 2006
Jamie, there are a lot of things I like about your picture here: You have cute little panties You’re all hot and stuff Your nipples are pierced I think your...
Burning Angel: Angelina Reorganizes Your Office
MelisandeAugust 26, 2006
Angelina would make for a very interesting Franklin Covey catalog girl, don’t you think? Burning Angel writes: Angelina gets turned on by disorganized offices....
Burning Angel: Daphne Will Be Your Little Monkey
MelisandeAugust 25, 2006
Sock monkey alt.porn is a woefully underrepresented niche market. Thank goodness Daphne’s doing something about it! Burning Angel writes: Daphne‘s all ready...
BlueBlood: Rooftop Party Time!
MelisandeAugust 23, 2006
I enjoy hanging out on rooftops and smoking cigarettes. It makes me feel mysterious and powerful. Nina Sin enjoys doing the same thing, except she likes to whip...
Burning Angel: Crossing Guard Refuses To Wear Pants
MelisandeAugust 23, 2006
How embarrassing! Jolie forgot her stop sign AND her pants! The parent-teacher association is certainly going to hear about this! Burning Angel writes: Check out Jolie!...
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