Tag: burningangel, DVD, hot_topic, joanna-angel, kylee-kross, rancid, vivid
DVD Review: Joanna’s Angels 2 – Alt.Throttle
DarkseidSep 01, 2006
Why do you watch porn? Is it for the plot? The acting? The (non-sexual) stunts? The dancing? How about car and motorcycle chase scenes? What’s that you say? You...
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Tongue Action
MelisandeAug 31, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with lots of tattoos make out? Burning Angel writes: Kylee and Kurt, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…no great love here, but...
Burning Angel: Angelina Reorganizes Your Office
MelisandeAug 26, 2006
Angelina would make for a very interesting Franklin Covey catalog girl, don’t you think? Burning Angel writes: Angelina gets turned on by disorganized offices....
Burning Angel: Daphne Will Be Your Little Monkey
MelisandeAug 25, 2006
Sock monkey alt.porn is a woefully underrepresented niche market. Thank goodness Daphne’s doing something about it! Burning Angel writes: Daphne‘s all ready...
Burning Angel: Crossing Guard Refuses To Wear Pants
MelisandeAug 23, 2006
How embarrassing! Jolie forgot her stop sign AND her pants! The parent-teacher association is certainly going to hear about this! Burning Angel writes: Check out Jolie!...
Burning Angel: Bushels Of Ass
MelisandeAug 22, 2006
How can you not make a corny pun when talking about Apples? You know, bushels of apples? Get it? Uh … *carcrash* Burning Angel writes: Check out our newest angel,...
Burning Angel: Tortured Hipsters Always Wear Pink Belts
MelisandeAug 18, 2006
Paging Blue States Lose, paging Blue States Lose, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Burning Angel writes: January came by NYC the other day and caused a storm...
Burning Angel: Morgan Models The Latest In Brassieres And Bullet Belts
MelisandeAug 14, 2006
Morgan proves you can find everything for your fall fashion wardrobe at a lingerie shop and an Army-Navy surplus store. Burning Angel writes: I once had a bullet belt,...
Burning Angel: Greets To Riley Mason!
MelisandeAug 12, 2006
This just in from the altporn.net Situation Room: Riley continues to be adorable. Burning Angel writes: I get like, at least 20 emails a day requesting Riley...
Burning Angel: Group Hug Time!
MelisandeAug 11, 2006
Check it–Burning Angels like to party and have a good time, just like the rest of us! I’d love to be their MySpace friends. What great photo albums they must...
Burning Angel: Turtle Power … In My Pants
MelisandeAug 11, 2006
Here’s a comic fanboy nerd’s wet dream–a girl in bra and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles panties! I’m pretty sure those comics she’s lying on...
Burning Angel: Angela Ryan in Latex
MelisandeAug 03, 2006
For those whose appetites have not yet been sated by our current featured model Angela Ryan, I bring you more of featured model Angela Ryan … in Latex (as opposed...
Burning Angel: Chelsea Gets A Time Out
MelisandeAug 02, 2006
If you’re sent to the corner, you have to remove your pants. But please, keep the Chucks on. Safety first! Burning Angel writes: Take a look at our newest angel: a...
Burning Angel: I see Angelle’s panties!
MelisandeJul 30, 2006
Hey, do you remember when the guy who played Agent Dale Cooper on Twin Peaks hosted Saturday Night Live and did a skit where he repeatedly asked people to bite his butt?...
Burning Angel: New Morgan Mae video!
DarkseidJul 29, 2006
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how many is a video worth? I don’t know either, so watch the vid and get back to me about it… Burning Angel...
Burning Angel: Insert “V for Vendetta” Reference Here
MelisandeJul 28, 2006
If Natalie Portman had dressed like this in V for Vendetta, fanboy spooge would have flooded American multiplexes. No amount of squeegee mops could have cleaned up all...
Burning Angel: Adahlia’s ink
DarkseidJul 27, 2006
Adahlia’s pretty inked up form what can be seen here, but I wonder what more tattoos hide behind that shirt… Burning Angel writes: If you would like to watch...
Burning Angel: More Pics of Pixie Pearl
MelisandeJul 26, 2006
Let me interpret Ms. Pearl’s body language for you: Greetings, computer nerds. I’m going to sit next to you in your computer nerd haven and chainsmoke Camel...
Burning Angel: Sinead – she only *looks* too young!
DarkseidJul 23, 2006
Am I too pervy if I want to fuck her while she’s kneeling in the little red wagon? What about if she’s holding that stuffed bunny at the same time? [Ed:...
Burning Angel: Kylee Kross showing off her ink
DarkseidJul 20, 2006
Kylee is inked up enough to be the valet for the WWE’s zombie warrior, the Undertaker. With her at his side, the Deadman would be (even more) unstoppable! Burning...
Burning Angel: Lethal Lee!
DarkseidJul 19, 2006
It says below that the lovely Lee likes movies… Maybe I could convince her to come over and watch Bride of Re-Animator sometime… Burning Angel writes: She...
Burning Angel: Kayla’s pretty in pink
DarkseidJul 18, 2006
The eyes, the smile, the boobs… Damn, it’s hard to type with one hand! Burning Angel writes: After spending a few days with her I decided that everyone needs...
Burning Angel: Newcomer Rae stirring up a tempest!
DarkseidJul 17, 2006
It says below that ravishing Rae likes classic horror movies. I wonder if that’s Nosferatu classic, or Dead Alive classic? Either way, I’ve got the popcorn...
Burning Angel: Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jane!!
DarkseidJul 13, 2006
“Plain” Jane causes my brain pain (due to all the blood rushing elsewhere)! Burning Angel writes: It’s been far too long since we’ve seen a new...
Burning Angel: A different kind of rubber fetish…
DarkseidJul 12, 2006
I’ve never wanted to be a duck before. Or: This gives a whole new meaning to the ancient phrase “fuck a duck!” Burning Angel writes: This isn’t...
Burning Angel: Declaration of boob independence!
DarkseidJul 11, 2006
Miller beer shorts! That’s hardcore! For the 4th of July, Whisky decided that it was her independence day too…want to see her celebrate???
Burning Angel: Isis – goddess of ASS!
DarkseidJul 10, 2006
Worshipping this goddess is a religion I could really get behind! Burning Angel writes: Isis took a moment to contemplate life, in her panties. Check it out!
Burning Angel: Angelina!
MelisandeJul 06, 2006
Angelina is not your grandfather’s Betty Crocker, that’s for damn sure. Who wants muffins? Burning Angel writes: Wouldn’t it be nice if Angelina lived...
Burning Angel: Daphne!
EdRothJul 02, 2006
Daphne’s in a rough neighborhood. Do you need a ride home, madam? Just have a seat next to me in my 89 Ford Festiva, and let Smoove E take care of everything.
Burning Angel: Joanna fucks Frosty the Snowman
EdRothJul 01, 2006
If that’s a snowman, where’s his carrot nose, and why isn’t Joanna fucking it? Burning Angel writes: The moral of the story is, you can’t build a...
Burning Angel: Aurora!
EdRothJun 30, 2006
I can’t really tell, but I think I saw what’s on Aurora’s ass on the wall of a pharaoh’s tomb once. That sets up a “tomb raider” joke...
Burning Angel: More and More and More Morgan
MelisandeJun 20, 2006
Bouncing quarters off Morgan’s pretty ass sounds like a great way to kill an afternoon. Maybe someone’s got a roll in their pocket I can borrow! Burning...
Burning Angel: Cheshire!
MelisandeJun 19, 2006
My idea of a tasteful flower arrangement includes a girl with a flaming tattooed heart and buckets of décolletage. This will definitely liven up my next afternoon tea...
Burning Angel: Angela Ryan!
EdRothJun 16, 2006
We just did a feature on uberhottie Angela Ryan, and now she’s on Burning Angel. What a koinkydink! Burning Angel writes: The famous Angela Ryan is part of the...
Featured Model: Angela Ryan
EdRothJun 15, 2006
I guess you could say that I officially started my modeling career four years ago, but I can’t remember a time growing up when my mom didn’t have a camera in...
Burning Angel: Apathy!
EdRothJun 14, 2006
You may recall a Robocop reference from my last post about Apathy. This time I want to be more sensitive, because she looks a little down. How can I cheer her up? Maybe...
Burning Angel: Chapel!
EdRothJun 13, 2006
You see those tattoos around Chapel‘s areolas? You know what they say? “Don’t fuck with me.” That’s what. Burning Angel writes: Is it...
Burning Angel: Welcome Adahlia
EdRothJun 08, 2006
First off, taxis are looking a lot cooler than they used to. Secondly, I think Adahlia should have played Daisy Duke. Don’t you? Burning Angel writes: Adahlia took...
Burning Angel: New Video starring De Armond!
EdRothJun 07, 2006
If it’s BurningAngel, you know it’s HAWDKORE to tha MAXXX! Burning Angel writes: You probably know Dana from Myspace, but now you can get to know her a...
Burning Angel: Neon!
EdRothJun 06, 2006
I didn’t even need to read the credits to know this was a Richard Kern set. Burning Angel writes: I If you’re hung over from memorial day, an afternoon dose...
