Tag: burning-angel, burningangel, gluttony, New-Years, sinead
BurningAngel: Sinead!
TruantDec 29, 2006
Turkey coma! Sinead looks like she’d be perfectly snugglish after a long night of gluttony, stuffed with mashed potatoes & gravy, succulent turkey, muffins,...
BurningAngel: Rub-a-dub-Daphne!
TruantDec 29, 2006
We’ve always been fans of nice clean titties and bubble baths totally rock! I wonder if there is a rubber ducky in this set, It seems like all the top alt-sites...
BurningAngel: Santa and Sabrina!
TruantDec 24, 2006
… and other hilarious ways to get kicked out of the mall! I think Burning Angel’s Sabrina should look a little happier about getting her stockings stuffed,...
BurningAngel: Kylee’s Back!
TruantDec 21, 2006
Congratulations Kylee! We’re very excited for you and wish you all the best. We’re always big fans of cool ink, and we’ve been meaning to let you know...
BurningAngel: R to the I to the L to the E to the Y
TruantDec 18, 2006
I don’t get the whole 80’s retro thing. There is plenty of porn out there on the interwebs from the 80’s and if you are into that sort of thing, they...
BurningAngel: I
TruantDec 11, 2006
Wow, Jade looks like a fun girl to party with! She’s looking especially spooky hot in this as well. Yummy! We can’t wait to see more of her. BurningAngel...
BurningAngel: Abby is a Schoolbus Rebel
TruantDec 05, 2006
Forgive me if this is obnoxious or anything, but could someone explain to me how this is supposed to be altporn? I know that all the sites in this genre can sometimes be...
BurningAngel: Calling Nurse Catra!
TruantDec 05, 2006
BurningAngel‘s nurse Catra is looking pretty sexy! I love her cute but devious expression. That girl looks like the fun kind of trouble. I still can’t figure...
BurningAngel: Jolie!
TruantDec 01, 2006
Would a woman that mated with a Spiderman lay a thousand spider eggs? BurningAngel writes: I knew Jolie had a thing for Harry Potter and Curious George, but I...
BurningAngel: Pretty Pixie!
TruantNov 30, 2006
Bob Coulter sure is a creative and talented guy. I’d really like to meet him one of these days and shake his hand for making so much hotness. (Well, I still feel...
BurningAngel: Bella Vendetta is a Sex Punk
TruantNov 26, 2006
Bella Vendetta is such an awesome girl! And we know she’s a total sweety. I don’t think she’s kicking anyone’s ass over here, unless it’s...
BurningAngel: I love Sabrina – By Richard Kern
TruantNov 24, 2006
Richard Kern is widely known for his great photos featuring modern cuties in their underwear, and this is something we certainly respect. His New York Girls book was...
BurningAngel: Adhahlia Sighting – Photo Evidence
TruantNov 23, 2006
Adahlia is such a hottie! BurningAngel does seem to get some sexy girls together, but geting to see tasty Adahlia is enough to make me a happy camper. There is a...
BurningAngel: I Am Not Apathetic About That Ass Whatsoever
MelisandeNov 20, 2006
BurningAngel’s Apathy has a spectacular ghetto booty. Shazam! Also, that is the biggest rubber ducky I have ever seen. That’s like a rubber ducky for those...
BurningAngel: Sinead And Isis Star In “Naked Card Sharks”
MelisandeNov 02, 2006
Does the winner of this game get a seat at the World Series of Poker? Imagine the ratings spike! BurningAngel writes: Isis and Sinead sat down to play a friendly game of...
BurningAngel: Lystra Will Menace You With Plastic Things
MelisandeNov 01, 2006
Is that a water gun in Lystra’s hands? I hope she has training as to how to use that properly! BurningAngel writes: Everyone, say hello to our newest girl, Lystra!...
BurningAngel: Charlotte
MelisandeNov 01, 2006
Burning Angel girl Charlotte seems nice and sporty. I wonder if she’d be up for a nice game of rugby? Or lacrosse? BurningAngel writes: The last time I hung out...
BurningAngel: Duchess In Black … Bra And Panties, That Is
MelisandeOct 29, 2006
I applaud BurningAngel Duchess for her minimal taste in undergarments. Sometimes you don’t need to wear anything fancy to make a positive first impression. Also,...
BurningAngel: Anouck is My Phoebe Cates
EdRothOct 26, 2006
Is there a remake of Fast Times at Ridgemont High that I missed? BurningAngel writes: Anouck‘s ready for Fall, with her hot jeans, hot sunglasses and...
BurningAngel: New Photos of Chelsea!
EdRothOct 20, 2006
Chelsea looks like she’s trying out for the New Solid Gold Dancers. I’m now convinced that NYC trash fashion is just 20 year old clothing with more tattoos....
BurningAngel: Pixie Has An Interesting Tattoo
MelisandeOct 18, 2006
BurningAngel girls always have sweet ink, but Pixie’s dots are definitely the most intriguing tattoo I’ve seen recently. Can I play connect-the-dots on her...
BurningAngel: Kylee Couches It Up
MelisandeOct 14, 2006
Her dog is so cute! And her leather couch is even cuter, though I don’t know what’s going on with the coverlet. I say, if you’ve got leather, show it...
BurningAngel: Adahlia Gets Popped In Living BMP IMG Color
MelisandeOct 11, 2006
The photo below the text? Is a bitmap image. Who uses bitmap images anymore? And why am I focusing more on that than the girls making out? BurningAngel writes: I popped...
BurningAngel: Angela Ryan Rocks Some Blue Jeans
MelisandeOct 09, 2006
If I say something too snarky here, Angela Ryan might attack me with her bangin’ rack. And it’d probably leave a nasty mark! BurningAngel writes: Angela Ryan...
BurningAngel: Ms. Jade Models The Latest In Scarf Technology
MelisandeOct 07, 2006
The blurb says something about Jade being “really fuckin’ hot in these pants,” but I’m too focused on the scarf–OH, AND THE...
BurningAngel: Joanna’s Fasting
EdRothOct 04, 2006
Hey, Joanna kinda looks good in this pic! Guilt works, baby. BurningAngel writes: Joanna is busy repenting for her sins so she can’t update today but she does love...
BurningAngel: Lee Enjoys Painted Orange Walls In The Nude
MelisandeOct 02, 2006
If what’s stated in the blurb is true, I sure hope the Martha Stewart Everyday Colors paint line has some orange shades in it. Naked girls in front of orange...
BurningAngel: A Cliché Poem For Aurora, As Requested
MelisandeOct 01, 2006
Haiku for Aurora’s Pink Panties A pink cotton crotch right in my face. I am dead. So totally dead. BurningAngel writes: Roses are red, violets are blue,...
BurningAngel: Whisky != Dick
MelisandeSep 28, 2006
Because she’s a girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, a-duh. And like the blurb says, she’s a nice girl with killer boobs. I mean, look at them! Don’t those boobs kill...
BurningAngel: Jane The Alt.Porn Hooters Girl
MelisandeSep 26, 2006
Jane could eat Hooters shrimp with me anytime! More cute emo girls should get jobs at Hooters. We all know emo boys need to get a little meat on their bones, and what...
BurningAngel: Send Me An Angelle, Right Now
MelisandeSep 24, 2006
Angelle’s pose reminds me of the daily outfit photos a blogger in Rhode Island is currently posting. I won’t link her because she’d probably freak out...
BurningAngel: Pinky, The 80s Fashion Icon
MelisandeSep 21, 2006
Man, check out that jean skirt over lace leggings. Can you say “on the way to a Madonna concert” or what? Plus, bonus peek-a-boo open toed shoes!...
BurningAngel: Chapel!
MelisandeSep 19, 2006
Nine Inch Nails fangirls should never be gagged without prior consent. I mean, I’m sure they’ll like it, but it’s only proper manners to ask first....
BurningAngel: Kayla Loiters In Front Of Graffiti Wall
MelisandeSep 15, 2006
She doesn’t even have a can of spray paint in her hand! What kind of b-girl is she!?! BurningAngel writes: Poor Kayla: she gets really excited over grafitti art,...
BurningAngel: Adahlia Enjoys Fresh Fruits
MelisandeSep 12, 2006
Adahlia’s bra makes her breasts look like grapefruits. What is up with that? And what is up with the monster green earrings? It’s like a fruit explosion!...
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Video Action
MelisandeSep 10, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with tattoos fuck on video? Burning Angel writes: You’ve seen the photos… but on this evening I present to you the world...
BurningAngel: MORE PHOTOS OF RAE!
MelisandeSep 08, 2006
Classic car enthusiasts would enjoy Rae. The drag racing action would be so hot. BurningAngel writes: If everyone who drove a pick-up truck was as pretty as Rae, the...
Burning Angel: Anouck
EdRothSep 04, 2006
Anouck is totally the altporn Audrey Hepburn. I wish I were her George Peppard, but I’m a lot closer to Mickey Rooney. Anyway, this set reminds me of that Iron...
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Tongue Action
MelisandeAug 31, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with lots of tattoos make out? Burning Angel writes: Kylee and Kurt, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…no great love here, but...
Burning Angel: Angelina Reorganizes Your Office
MelisandeAug 26, 2006
Angelina would make for a very interesting Franklin Covey catalog girl, don’t you think? Burning Angel writes: Angelina gets turned on by disorganized offices....
