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Burning Angel: Kylee goes for the Gold

With that makeup, Kylee looks like she could be in Hole! Burning Angel writes: Don’t mess with my starlet, or she will fuck your ass up. Seriously!

Burning Angel: Me (Joanna, that is)

I still can’t believe Joanna had sex with that Scott guy in Tristan Taormino‘s House of Ass (review forthcoming). He was icky. Burning Angel writes: Well...

Burning Angel: Vendetta!

BurningAngel sure knows about sexy girls in glasses. I’ll forgive the knee-high socks over the tights for now. Burning Angel writes: Not only is Vendetta super...

Burning Angel: Charlotte!

Charlotte as an irish blonde thing going on with her cute green shirt, green panties, and pale skin. I can’t quite ID the tattoo at the base of her back, but...

Burning Angel: Pixie gets hardcore

Oh man. Pixie is in a hot new vid on BurningAngel. I love it when my favorite girls get super duper naughty. Burning Angel writes: Check out our newest video, where two...

Burning Angel: More Moko!

A girl in a Black Sabbath shirt is all the inspiration I need, sweetie. (okay, I actually need way less than that) Burning Angel writes: Moko has nothing to masturbate...

Burning Angel: Sinead!

I’m a big fan of women looking up at me. It makes me feel special and, like, stiff. It helps when they have super-awesome eyes line Sinead. Burning Angel writes:...

Burning Angel: Welcome Apathy!

Gothy girl with pink hair? I’d buy that for a dollar! Burning Angel writes: Welcome Apathy, our newest Angel. Whatever you do, don’t comment on her ass. Be...

Burning Angel: Welcome Matty!

Matty looks like a kid who used to beat me up for my lunch money. Less so when she takes off her shirt, tho. Burning Angel writes: Watch out for our newest Angel...

Burning Angel: Pixie Pearl!

When I learned that Pixie was in Joanna’s Angels 2, I became a lot more interested in seeing it. She needs to ditch that skirt, though, and go back to her black...

Burning Angel: OMG! It’s Kylee Kross!

I’ve worn unmatched socks many days, but if your laundry situation is so bad that you’re wearing unmatched thigh-highs, it’s time to do a wash. Burning...

Burning Angel: Welcome Daphne!

Daphne did a dude in Poison? Let’s just hope it wasn’t CC Deville. Ouch. Burning Angel writes: I’ve had my fair share of dudes in bands… but...

Burning Angel: Skeletons in your Closet!

Hey, remember Anthrax? Of course you do! Scott Ian’s all over VH1. Anyway, they had a great tune on their Spreading the Disease album that this new BA set reminds...

Burning Angel: Welcome Moko!

Moko: you can’t see her veins like other BA models, but she’s still hot! Burning Angel writes: Everyone give the magnificent Moko your warmest of welcomes....

Burning Angel: Send me an Angel… like… er… Right Now?

That gold bikini top kinda makes Joanna look like some kind of outer-space seductress from the 70s Buck Rogers series. Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m in bed...

Burning Angel: January in March!

Hi there January. We’ve known each other for a few months now, and during that time I think I’ve gotten to know your boobies pretty well. I was hoping that,...

Burning Angel: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Sinaed Fish!

Check out the scales on this hottie! Burning Angel writes: Sinead won a goldfish at the fair, and then she took it home and made it get naked on the internet. Please...

Burning Angel: Jolie

Apparenlty this “Jolie” is something of an exhibitionist. Keep your eye on the girl in the trenchcoat. Burning Angel writes: Jolie and you have something...

Burning Angel: BA is the Porno Make A Wish Foundation

This kinda reminds me of that Iron Maiden cover “Women in Uniform.” Burning Angel writes: I met Morgan at the Backseat Film Festival, where she admitted to...

Burning Angel: Isis

A couple days ago I was fawning over how cute Isis looked in her recent FatalBeauty set. Things are looking just as good for her in this new pinup-looking set on...

Burning Angel: Somebody Save Sabrina!

Why is it that when they tie up a porn model, they always pull her boobies out of her top after they chain her to the wall? It’s an outrage. Burning Angel writes:...

Burning Angel: Pixie Pearl

We have a lot of movies, Pixie. You should come over. Burning Angel writes: Pixie watches more movies than any other girl on BurningAngel. I think she deserves an award...

Burning Angel: Our Friend Richard…

So, this is shot by Richard Kern. On the other hand, she’s wearing black lingerie, so it’s probably pretty good! Burning Angel writes: Look what happened...

Burning Angel: New girl – Breezy

Blondes in black make me happy. Then again, so do brunettes, redheads, etc… Burning Angel writes: Everyone be nice to our newest girl, Breezy…. or else she...

Burning Angel: Oh no! Not her again!

There’s a line from an X-Clan song, later sampled in Ice Cube’s “When Will They Shoot,” that goes: “Stalkin’, walkin’ in my big...

Burning Angel: Cheshire

Baby, let me light your bunson burner and mix my DNA with yours. Boogie. Burning Angel writes: When Cheshire isn’t posing nude on the internet, she’s a...

Burning Angel: More Maddison! Yipeeee!

Dude, nerds were always sexy. Just because you youngins grew up when being a nerd was cool, you think you know it all. All dem bitches were up in my pocket protector....

Burning Angel: Kylee and Rob Rotten

Dude, what the hell happened to Rachel Rotten? Can anyone fill me in? I found this little bit, but the fact that Rachel isn’t mentioned anywhere on her former site...

Burning Angel: Aren’t they so Precious?

When you think classy, you think BurningAngel. But they’ve outdone themselves with this bonerrifficly hot set featuring Sinead and my superfavorite smart chick...

Burning Angel: New Girl! Yay!

Now I don’t want to freak you guys out, but apparently this girl has a tattoo. Try to keep an open mind. Burning Angel writes: Jolie has 2 hearts tattooed on her...

Burning Angel: Battle of the Bath Toys!

Fuck that, my devil duckie will take out all you bitches. Burning Angel writes: I’ll bet you a million dollars that Isis’ rubber duckie could kick your...

Burning Angel: Do Not Underestimate the Power of Elle!

One time I untied my penis with my tongue. The real question is how it got tied in the first place. Burning Angel writes: I’ve been known to do some cool things...

Burning Angel: Aurie!

One time I claimed domain over an old girlfriend’s hoohah for Spain. I even planted a little flag. She didn’t like that. Burning Angel writes: Aurie says...

Burning Angel: Welcome Cheshire!

This kinda looks like one of those movies where a kid goes to sleep 8 years old and wakes up 22. Burning Angel writes: If you like greasy cheeseburgers, star wars, and...

Burning Angel: Kylee Returns!

Kylee Kross: you know her, you’ve seen her cooter. Now watch her pretend to talk on the phone, and then show you her cooter! Burning Angel writes: Isn’t it...

Burning Angel: Neon Neon Neon

This set has the word “ninja” attached to it, but she clearly has pirate titties. I don’t get it. Burning Angel writes: No matter what Neon does, what...

Burning Angel: Welcome January!

Fuck if I know why she’s named January, but what a gorgeous girl. She’s edumacated too, being a fan of Poe and architecture. Now I must scheme how to steal...

Burning Angel: Oh My Goth

Pixie is one of my favorite BA models, so it’s always a good day when she appears on my monitor. Burning Angel writes: Pixie looks like that mean girl who works at...

Burning Angel: Sabrina Sparx!

I take back all the mean stuff I said, Mitch. Please give us more stuff like this! Burning Angel writes: Everyone at BurningAngel has driven Sabrina to the point of...

Burning Angel: Pinky Lee!

Now we’re cookin’. I have a major rager lingerie fetish, and nothing kills my sexibuzz faster than a chick in some kind of adult version of Underoos....