Category: AltPorn Updates
RazorDolls: I Am Curious (Stoya)
MelisandeOctober 31, 2006
Excellent Halloween costume on RazorDoll Stoya! I love petting blue kitties in fishnets. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. RazorDolls writes: Its Halloween night and Stoya Kittie...
NoFauxxx: Madison Young Would Definitely Get Kicked Out Of Catholic School For This Photoset
MelisandeOctober 31, 2006
I don’t recall anything in the Baltimore Cathecism about using holy water in the nude, do you? See more of Madison at NoFauxxx. NoFauxxx writes: Madison’s...
Deviant Nation: Aries Frolics In The Great Outdoors
MelisandeOctober 30, 2006
Is that a cactus behind Aries? Once while I was job-hunting in a large city in the American Southwest, I accidentally ran into a cactus while wearing business casual. I...
Nerdpr0n: Anna Leads The Zombie Nation
MelisandeOctober 30, 2006
Dear Anna, I don’t much care for board games but I do care about getting it on with zombies. Yum yum brains! Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: What better way to...
BurningAngel: Duchess In Black … Bra And Panties, That Is
MelisandeOctober 29, 2006
I applaud BurningAngel Duchess for her minimal taste in undergarments. Sometimes you don’t need to wear anything fancy to make a positive first impression. Also,...
Fatal Beauty: Natas, Domestic Goddess
MelisandeOctober 29, 2006
Can I be a homebody with Natas? She could teach me how to perform simple household chores in a state of undress! And I might even learn how to boil water without burning...
BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta Flashing On A Carousel
MelisandeOctober 28, 2006
Naughty, naughty Blue Blood girl Bella Vendetta heats up what would otherwise be a very sedate carousel ride. I’d like to buy her some cotton candy and take her to...
RazorDolls: Again With The Adorable Riley Mason
MelisandeOctober 28, 2006
RazorDoll Riley Mason sporting red fishnets with cowboy boots? That’s a fashion choice I’ve never considered before. Also, it looks like Riley’s gone...
CyberDyke: Minx and Zille
EdRothOctober 27, 2006
Zille and Minz are looking all sexygoth in this gorgeous, hot set on CyberDyke.net. BTW, Zille makes an awesome Queen Elizabeth.
InkyGirls: Stitches Flaunts Her Ink
MelisandeOctober 27, 2006
That is some amazing work on brand-spankin’-new InkyGirl Stitches’ back. I just want to lick it. InkyGirls writes: She’s sexy, cuddly and spooky. Meet...
BurningAngel: Anouck is My Phoebe Cates
EdRothOctober 26, 2006
Is there a remake of Fast Times at Ridgemont High that I missed? BurningAngel writes: Anouck‘s ready for Fall, with her hot jeans, hot sunglasses and...
Nerdpr0n: Let’s Class It Up, People
EdRothOctober 25, 2006
Look, Anna’s going that extra mile to class it up here. Check out that Escher drawing on the wall: that shit is classy. So when you’re thinking about her...
Deviant Nation: Junior Miss Is Wild At Heart
MelisandeOctober 24, 2006
Junior Miss is the perfect addition to any potted plant arrangement. The next time I think about shopping a plant sale, I’ll keep Deviant Nation in mind. Deviant...
CyberDyke: Chase And Zille Get Cozy
MelisandeOctober 22, 2006
This Sappho’s Girls photoset looks very lush and decadent. Also, Chase and Zille are totally getting into each other. Check out the preview photos and you too will...
RazorDolls: Ali Orange, Prom Night Dream Date
MelisandeOctober 21, 2006
Do high school senior emo boys dream of taking a RazorDoll to their Senior Prom? I like to think that they do. I also like to think that high school senior emo boys put...
BlueBlood: Dana Dearmond Gets Her Ass Tied-Up
EdRothOctober 20, 2006
Dana Dearmond is your Myspace girlfriend. She’ll even drool all over that red ball gag just for you. I mean, not that you’d think about her drooling all over...
BurningAngel: New Photos of Chelsea!
EdRothOctober 20, 2006
Chelsea looks like she’s trying out for the New Solid Gold Dancers. I’m now convinced that NYC trash fashion is just 20 year old clothing with more tattoos....
BlueBlood: Darenzia Leads the New Rubber Revolution
EdRothOctober 19, 2006
I’m totally ready to follow Baroness Darenzia into battle! Could the Blueblood folks just give me a little more time alone with her, though?
CyberDyke: I see God in her boobies
EdRothOctober 19, 2006
I always dug the name Shiva, and I really like this particular manifestation. More deities should wear corsets and stockings. I feel a religious experience coming…
BlueBlood: Sara X Molests History
EdRothOctober 18, 2006
Samuel Hahnemann was a smart german dude who founded homeopathic medicine, but all that crap is worthless compared to when he got lucky with my current fav Blueblood...
BurningAngel: Pixie Has An Interesting Tattoo
MelisandeOctober 18, 2006
BurningAngel girls always have sweet ink, but Pixie’s dots are definitely the most intriguing tattoo I’ve seen recently. Can I play connect-the-dots on her...
BlueBlood: Rachel Face Waits For You In Her Basement…
EdRothOctober 17, 2006
I used to be scared to death to go down in the basement when I was a kid — it was all concrete and musty and dark. But if Rachel Face was chained up down in her...
Deviant Nation: Adahlia: Bellhop
EdRothOctober 17, 2006
Next time I go to a convention, I am totally staying in Adahlia’s hotel! Deviant Nation writes: Photographer: railh If The Standard Hotel had bellhops that looked...
Blueblood: Scar is Miss Swamp Thang
EdRothOctober 16, 2006
Captain Kirk used to tap that green-skinned ass regularly on TOS, but I think he would have been left breathless by Scar 13 as a gorgeous swamp creature. And that cute...
BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy Show Off Their Vinyl
MelisandeOctober 15, 2006
Vinyl is totally making a comeback, as well as groping your significant other. Get on the vinyl bandwagon today! Check out the hotttt-t-t-t set on Blueblood.com and then...
CyberDyke: Victoria Gets All Artsy On Your Ass
MelisandeOctober 15, 2006
Oh, Victoria. Please come lay on my floor just like that. Just like that. CyberDyke writes: Victoria, our enigmatic beauty!
Nerdpr0n: Anna Gets Batman Fanboys All Excited
MelisandeOctober 14, 2006
Dear Anna, I used to be a big DC Comics fangirl, but I hadn’t heard of Harley Quinn before I saw you dressed as her. I must offer penance by patronizing my nearest...
BurningAngel: Kylee Couches It Up
MelisandeOctober 14, 2006
Her dog is so cute! And her leather couch is even cuter, though I don’t know what’s going on with the coverlet. I say, if you’ve got leather, show it...
RazorDolls: Chole Cre’ture Endorses Red Chairs
MelisandeOctober 13, 2006
The chair that RazorDoll Chole is sitting on would be perfect with my vintage Formica kitchen table. I can’t wait to re-enact The Bridges of Madison County with an...
BlueBlood: Victoria Sin Shows Off Her Beautiful Ass
MelisandeOctober 12, 2006
… and an even more beautiful black leather lounger. I don’t know what I want more, Victoria or that lounger! Someone at BlueBlood has excellent taste in...
InkyGirls: Richard Goths Out Her Panties
MelisandeOctober 12, 2006
Just in time for Halloween, here’s InkyGirl Richard showing off the latest in goth panty fashion. I totally dig the spiderweb charm. It’s cutesy-wutesy in...
Deviant Nation: Apnea – Coulrophobia
EdRothOctober 11, 2006
Apnea, I hate to break this to you, but that’s not the way to blow up a balloon. You keep trying, though. I like the cut of your jib, and Deviant Nation will do...
BurningAngel: Adahlia Gets Popped In Living BMP IMG Color
MelisandeOctober 11, 2006
The photo below the text? Is a bitmap image. Who uses bitmap images anymore? And why am I focusing more on that than the girls making out? BurningAngel writes: I popped...
BlueBlood: Roxy DeVille Will Cut You, Bitch
MelisandeOctober 10, 2006
And she’ll look fucking hot doing it. Even if there’s a giant vulture scuplture in the room. As noted Libertarian ballroom dancer and sex expert Tucker...
CyberDyke: Stupid Boy. Let’s Get Some Shoes. Let’s Party.
MelisandeOctober 10, 2006
Tess battling evil shoe saleswomen with a purple stuffed dragon backing her up would be totally awesome. These shoes rule!
BurningAngel: Angela Ryan Rocks Some Blue Jeans
MelisandeOctober 9, 2006
If I say something too snarky here, Angela Ryan might attack me with her bangin’ rack. And it’d probably leave a nasty mark! BurningAngel writes: Angela Ryan...
RazorDolls: Page Morgan’s Got Hairspray And She’s Not Afraid To Use It
MelisandeOctober 9, 2006
Page is sporting quite a bouffant. Not sure what the deal is with the bottle stuffed into the cleavage, though. And where did they find such 70s wood paneling out in the...
BlueBlood: Ariel X, Gagged
MelisandeOctober 8, 2006
If you’re into Ariel X sporting stockings, nipple clamps and a ballgag, then check out this photoset. Or, if you need some all-caps encouragement: BREAKING NEWS:...
CyberDyke: Lulu’s Undergarments Are Unstoppable
MelisandeOctober 8, 2006
I love old-school pantaloons! I wish girls still wore those instead of synthetic thong craptasticalness. BO-RING! Let’s hear it for silk tap pants! CyberDyke...
DeviantNation: Jane Jett, Vinyl Aficionado
MelisandeOctober 7, 2006
Did you know that Jane Jett is one of the few people outside the Greater Chicagoland Area who owns every Wax Trax! Records vinyl release? It’s true! [Note: not...
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