Category: Burning Angel

Burning Angel: Insert “V for Vendetta” Reference Here

If Natalie Portman had dressed like this in V for Vendetta, fanboy spooge would have flooded American multiplexes. No amount of squeegee mops could have cleaned up all...

Burning Angel: Adahlia’s ink

Adahlia’s pretty inked up form what can be seen here, but I wonder what more tattoos hide behind that shirt… Burning Angel writes: If you would like to watch...

Burning Angel: More Pics of Pixie Pearl

Let me interpret Ms. Pearl’s body language for you: Greetings, computer nerds. I’m going to sit next to you in your computer nerd haven and chainsmoke Camel...

Burning Angel: Sinead – she only *looks* too young!

Am I too pervy if I want to fuck her while she’s kneeling in the little red wagon? What about if she’s holding that stuffed bunny at the same time? [Ed:...

Burning Angel: Kylee Kross showing off her ink

Kylee is inked up enough to be the valet for the WWE’s zombie warrior, the Undertaker. With her at his side, the Deadman would be (even more) unstoppable! Burning...

Burning Angel: Lethal Lee!

It says below that the lovely Lee likes movies… Maybe I could convince her to come over and watch Bride of Re-Animator sometime… Burning Angel writes: She...

Burning Angel: Kayla’s pretty in pink

The eyes, the smile, the boobs… Damn, it’s hard to type with one hand! Burning Angel writes: After spending a few days with her I decided that everyone needs...

Burning Angel: Newcomer Rae stirring up a tempest!

It says below that ravishing Rae likes classic horror movies. I wonder if that’s Nosferatu classic, or Dead Alive classic? Either way, I’ve got the popcorn...

Burning Angel: Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jane!!

“Plain” Jane causes my brain pain (due to all the blood rushing elsewhere)! Burning Angel writes: It’s been far too long since we’ve seen a new...

Burning Angel: A different kind of rubber fetish…

I’ve never wanted to be a duck before. Or: This gives a whole new meaning to the ancient phrase “fuck a duck!” Burning Angel writes: This isn’t...

Burning Angel: Declaration of boob independence!

Miller beer shorts! That’s hardcore! For the 4th of July, Whisky decided that it was her independence day too…want to see her celebrate???

Burning Angel: Isis – goddess of ASS!

Worshipping this goddess is a religion I could really get behind! Burning Angel writes: Isis took a moment to contemplate life, in her panties. Check it out!

Burning Angel: Angelina!

Angelina is not your grandfather’s Betty Crocker, that’s for damn sure. Who wants muffins? Burning Angel writes: Wouldn’t it be nice if Angelina lived...

Burning Angel: Daphne!

Daphne’s in a rough neighborhood. Do you need a ride home, madam? Just have a seat next to me in my 89 Ford Festiva, and let Smoove E take care of everything.

Burning Angel: Joanna fucks Frosty the Snowman

If that’s a snowman, where’s his carrot nose, and why isn’t Joanna fucking it? Burning Angel writes: The moral of the story is, you can’t build a...

Burning Angel: Aurora!

I can’t really tell, but I think I saw what’s on Aurora’s ass on the wall of a pharaoh’s tomb once. That sets up a “tomb raider” joke...

Burning Angel: More and More and More Morgan

Bouncing quarters off Morgan’s pretty ass sounds like a great way to kill an afternoon. Maybe someone’s got a roll in their pocket I can borrow! Burning...

Burning Angel: Cheshire!

My idea of a tasteful flower arrangement includes a girl with a flaming tattooed heart and buckets of décolletage. This will definitely liven up my next afternoon tea...

Burning Angel: Angela Ryan!

We just did a feature on uberhottie Angela Ryan, and now she’s on Burning Angel. What a koinkydink! Burning Angel writes: The famous Angela Ryan is part of the...

Featured Model: Angela Ryan

I guess you could say that I officially started my modeling career four years ago, but I can’t remember a time growing up when my mom didn’t have a camera in...

Burning Angel: Apathy!

You may recall a Robocop reference from my last post about Apathy. This time I want to be more sensitive, because she looks a little down. How can I cheer her up? Maybe...

Burning Angel: Chapel!

You see those tattoos around Chapel‘s areolas? You know what they say? “Don’t fuck with me.” That’s what. Burning Angel writes: Is it...

Burning Angel: Welcome Adahlia

First off, taxis are looking a lot cooler than they used to. Secondly, I think Adahlia should have played Daisy Duke. Don’t you? Burning Angel writes: Adahlia took...

Burning Angel: New Video starring De Armond!

If it’s BurningAngel, you know it’s HAWDKORE to tha MAXXX! Burning Angel writes: You probably know Dana from Myspace, but now you can get to know her a...

Burning Angel: Neon!

I didn’t even need to read the credits to know this was a Richard Kern set. Burning Angel writes: I If you’re hung over from memorial day, an afternoon dose...

Burning Angel: January

Would it be wrong if I suggested January send a resume to NaughtyAmerica.com? I do love those NaughtyOffice videos… Burning Angel writes: January just graduated...

Burning Angel: Look! It’s Anouck!

Anouck! Is Back! I Am Pumped! But I Have A Pretty Damn Good Record Collection Myself, Missy! Burning Angel writes: Anouck is here to tell you that she has a better...

Burning Angel: More of the Incredible Isis!

Dude, who wouldn’t want to hang out with BA‘s cute gothy hottie Isis in Colonial Williamsburg? We could hold hands and watch butter churn! Burning Angel...

Burning Angel: Kylee goes for the Gold

With that makeup, Kylee looks like she could be in Hole! Burning Angel writes: Don’t mess with my starlet, or she will fuck your ass up. Seriously!

Burning Angel: Me (Joanna, that is)

I still can’t believe Joanna had sex with that Scott guy in Tristan Taormino‘s House of Ass (review forthcoming). He was icky. Burning Angel writes: Well...

Burning Angel: Vendetta!

BurningAngel sure knows about sexy girls in glasses. I’ll forgive the knee-high socks over the tights for now. Burning Angel writes: Not only is Vendetta super...

Burning Angel: Charlotte!

Charlotte as an irish blonde thing going on with her cute green shirt, green panties, and pale skin. I can’t quite ID the tattoo at the base of her back, but...

Burning Angel: Pixie gets hardcore

Oh man. Pixie is in a hot new vid on BurningAngel. I love it when my favorite girls get super duper naughty. Burning Angel writes: Check out our newest video, where two...

Burning Angel: More Moko!

A girl in a Black Sabbath shirt is all the inspiration I need, sweetie. (okay, I actually need way less than that) Burning Angel writes: Moko has nothing to masturbate...

Burning Angel: Sinead!

I’m a big fan of women looking up at me. It makes me feel special and, like, stiff. It helps when they have super-awesome eyes line Sinead. Burning Angel writes:...

Burning Angel: Welcome Apathy!

Gothy girl with pink hair? I’d buy that for a dollar! Burning Angel writes: Welcome Apathy, our newest Angel. Whatever you do, don’t comment on her ass. Be...

Burning Angel: Welcome Matty!

Matty looks like a kid who used to beat me up for my lunch money. Less so when she takes off her shirt, tho. Burning Angel writes: Watch out for our newest Angel...

Burning Angel: Pixie Pearl!

When I learned that Pixie was in Joanna’s Angels 2, I became a lot more interested in seeing it. She needs to ditch that skirt, though, and go back to her black...

Burning Angel: OMG! It’s Kylee Kross!

I’ve worn unmatched socks many days, but if your laundry situation is so bad that you’re wearing unmatched thigh-highs, it’s time to do a wash. Burning...

Burning Angel: Welcome Daphne!

Daphne did a dude in Poison? Let’s just hope it wasn’t CC Deville. Ouch. Burning Angel writes: I’ve had my fair share of dudes in bands… but...