Tag: burning-angel, burningangel, couples, fishnets, kurt, kylee, stockings, tattoos, video
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Video Action
MelisandeSeptember 10, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with tattoos fuck on video? Burning Angel writes: You’ve seen the photos… but on this evening I present to you the world...
DeviantNation: Ramen Hooks Up With Her Robot “Friend”
MelisandeSeptember 9, 2006
I’d read Diesel Sweeties more often if they included hardcore woman/robot action. Thank you Deviant Nation for catering to the fantasies of robot lovers!...
BurningAngel: MORE PHOTOS OF RAE!
MelisandeSeptember 8, 2006
Classic car enthusiasts would enjoy Rae. The drag racing action would be so hot. BurningAngel writes: If everyone who drove a pick-up truck was as pretty as Rae, the...
DeviantNation: Scarlit In Red And Black
MelisandeSeptember 7, 2006
Scarlit might give me the urge to dye my hair red again! Or maybe even get an unorthodox lip piercing! DeviantNation writes: Scarlit might give you the incredible urge...
RazorDolls: Your Fuck Table For Two Is Ready
MelisandeSeptember 6, 2006
Why does everyone seem to think that sex on a table is comfortable? It’s a hard surface! And not in a good way! Ever try to get splinters out of your ass?...
BlueBlood: Dahlia Dark Shows Off Her Half Corset … And Her Boobies
MelisandeSeptember 5, 2006
Again with the tits! I can’t get enough of Dahlia’s tits. She can wear whatever she damn well pleases as long as I get a peek at the dirtypillows.
DeviantNation: Skunk On A Leather Couch
MelisandeSeptember 4, 2006
One of my dream furniture purchases is a black leather couch. Skunk crouching on it would, of course, be totally bonus. She could help me apply leather treatment! And...
Spiceplay: Maya Chillaxes To Some Tunes
MelisandeSeptember 3, 2006
I believe the cheesy pickup line “Hey baby, nice cans!” is appropriate to use at this juncture. Spiceplay writes: Have you ever wondered how beautiful women...
BlueBlood: Xanthia Peeling Off Rubber
MelisandeSeptember 3, 2006
Xanthia sometimes finds rubber restricting. I always find Xanthia’s breasts fascinating.
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Tongue Action
MelisandeAugust 31, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with lots of tattoos make out? Burning Angel writes: Kylee and Kurt, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…no great love here, but...
NoFauxxx: Mr. Paisley Digs Nude BMXing
MelisandeAugust 30, 2006
NOTE: Mr. Paisley is a trained professional. Please do not attempt nude BMXing at home. NoFauxxx writes: Meet Mr. Paisley, NoFauxxx‘s newest model, and learn the...
BlueBlood: Do You Have An Oral Fixation?
MelisandeAugust 28, 2006
Scar 13’s hookah method is unstoppable. Also, it in no way shape or form involves panties.
RazorDolls: Vivian Viva will cane your ass
EdRothAugust 28, 2006
Canes are the hot new thing in altporn, man. All the cool kids have them. Of course, I like my girls nerdy, so it’s good that Vivian’s a super-hot nerd too....
BlueBlood: Superna Spices Up Any Decor
MelisandeAugust 27, 2006
How do you make a brick wall less boring? Have Superna pose in front of it, of course! Her peacock halter definitely de-bores any surroundings.
Burning Angel: Angelina Reorganizes Your Office
MelisandeAugust 26, 2006
Angelina would make for a very interesting Franklin Covey catalog girl, don’t you think? Burning Angel writes: Angelina gets turned on by disorganized offices....
BlueBlood: Rooftop Party Time!
MelisandeAugust 23, 2006
I enjoy hanging out on rooftops and smoking cigarettes. It makes me feel mysterious and powerful. Nina Sin enjoys doing the same thing, except she likes to whip...
BlueBlood: Look Honey, Orange Lingerie!
MelisandeAugust 21, 2006
I don’t really see orange lingerie everyday. In fact, I don’t generally see it at all. So why not have Erica model some for us?
Burning Angel: Tortured Hipsters Always Wear Pink Belts
MelisandeAugust 18, 2006
Paging Blue States Lose, paging Blue States Lose, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Burning Angel writes: January came by NYC the other day and caused a storm...
BlueBlood: Black Rubber And Big Boobs
MelisandeAugust 17, 2006
Also included: big lips, silver dollar nipples and bangin’ hips. In conclusion: boobs.
RazorDolls: Hay Guys, Who Wants A Threesome?
MelisandeAugust 17, 2006
Sometimes you just have to pick up a girl and rail her on a flower print bedspread while another girl grabs her tits. Threesomes: it’s what’s for dinner!...
BlueBlood: Erica The Red House Painter
MelisandeAugust 16, 2006
I expect a negative number of people to get the obscurely obvious band reference in the title of this post. And no, I’m not talking about the Viking metal album...
SpookyBlog: Buy Voltaire A Beer!
MelisandeAugust 16, 2006
I would love to watch Voltaire drink beer but I’m way too intimidated by her full-body art to ask her if I can tag along to the nearest dive bar. I’d pick up...
BlueBlood: I’m Captivated By Xanthia’s Gazongas
MelisandeAugust 15, 2006
I’m also captivated by Xanthia’s eye makeup and dyed eyebrows. But mostly I’m captivated by her tits.
InkyGirls: Do You Need Discipline?
MelisandeAugust 15, 2006
Zoie’s taste in old-school wall mirrors and other home furnishings is impeccable. Why would one want to paddle a girl into little tealight candles on wall shelves?...
BlueBlood: Alsana Feeds On The Blood Of Internet Nerds
MelisandeAugust 14, 2006
Obviously, Alsana’s table manners would scandalize the hoi polloi.
Nerdpr0n: Reading In Fishnets Is Fundamental
MelisandeAugust 13, 2006
When reading Robert Anton Wilson, one should take care to wear appropriate clothing. Anna Logue is a perfect example of this. She celebrates the joy of reading! Nerdpr0n...
SpookyBlog: Just You and Me, Blue Haired Girl
MelisandeAugust 13, 2006
I know a girl who is almost a dead ringer for Agent Aeon, expect not so much with the blue hair and lip piercing. Do I tell her she’s got a Goth doppleganger? What...
Burning Angel: Greets To Riley Mason!
MelisandeAugust 12, 2006
This just in from the altporn.net Situation Room: Riley continues to be adorable. Burning Angel writes: I get like, at least 20 emails a day requesting Riley...
Burning Angel: Turtle Power … In My Pants
MelisandeAugust 11, 2006
Here’s a comic fanboy nerd’s wet dream–a girl in bra and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles panties! I’m pretty sure those comics she’s lying on...
RazorDolls: I Wanna Have Sex With Eddie Van Halen’s Guitar
MelisandeAugust 10, 2006
Huh uh uh, he said “Flying V.” RazorDolls writes: Now whens the last time you walked into a guitar shop and saw a naked Babe stradling a Flying V, and...
Nerdpr0n: I Make Passes At Girls With Glasses
MelisandeAugust 4, 2006
This is what I like to believe Anna is thinking when this photo was taken: What is this? A big bulge in the pants? I must investigate using all my intellectual powers...
CyberDyke: Veronika Strikes A Pose
MelisandeAugust 4, 2006
I would proudly display a statue of this Veronika pose in my foyer. Of course, if Veronika herself wanted to pose in my foyer, I certainly wouldn’t say no!...
RazorDolls: Rob Rotten Has Nice Pants
MelisandeAugust 2, 2006
Whenever I see a guy with a lot of upper body ink, I just want to pet his pants, much like how Gabriella is demonstrating here. RazorDolls writes: The notorious Rob...
RazorDolls: Riley Mason in Front of the Green Door
MelisandeJuly 31, 2006
Why, Riley, you are adorable! But that lime green sliding door behind you cries out for the cast of Extreme Makeover: Pr0n Edition. I bet there’s corkboard and...
Burning Angel: Insert “V for Vendetta” Reference Here
MelisandeJuly 28, 2006
If Natalie Portman had dressed like this in V for Vendetta, fanboy spooge would have flooded American multiplexes. No amount of squeegee mops could have cleaned up all...
RazorDolls: Dreaming of Serene Dream
DarkseidJuly 28, 2006
I’d fight my way through the seven gates of Hell for a little alone time with Serene Dream! “When reality’s a dream and every lie is true In the day...
Burning Angel: Adahlia’s ink
DarkseidJuly 27, 2006
Adahlia’s pretty inked up form what can be seen here, but I wonder what more tattoos hide behind that shirt… Burning Angel writes: If you would like to watch...
BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta sports the Blue Blood hoodie
EdRothJuly 26, 2006
Bella Vendetta is a supersmart total hottie who rocks so hard I could just pee myself. Who better to be featured by the Blue Blood crew in one of their classic hoodies?...
InkyGirls: Marie: Amped
MelisandeJuly 25, 2006
I prefer roadies who wear pants and sensible shoes. However, I’ll make an exception for Marie and her sexxxxxxay black patent platforms. InkyGirls writes:...
RazorDolls: The Masque and the red head
DarkseidJuly 23, 2006
The way is not easy, I know, but I will take you by the hand and lead you through the cruel light into the velvet darkness. RazorDolls writes: Looks like were at it...
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