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Nerdpr0n: Anna’s Polka Dot Panties FTW!

Dear Anna, I want to come home to this after a long day slaving away at the salt mines. Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: I took the sweetest darlingest pair of panties I...

BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy And A Fifth Of Jack

Domestic bliss can be achieved with liberal application of Jack Daniels. Also, writing “SLUT” on your husband’s chest in fake blood can be a turn-on....

BurningAngel: Jane The Alt.Porn Hooters Girl

Jane could eat Hooters shrimp with me anytime! More cute emo girls should get jobs at Hooters. We all know emo boys need to get a little meat on their bones, and what...

DeviantNation: Miesha Has A New Pirattitude

This would have been the perfect International Talk Like A Pirate Day tie-in post! … but I missed it by a week. My bad. Anyway, Miesha totally has pirattitude, as...

DeviantNation: Sin Has Big Boobs

I would comment on Sin’s interesting lower lip piercing, but I am so distracted by her hefty boobs I can’t even think of what I was going to say....

NoFauxxx: Avarice’s Rooftop Fun

Is that a little bit of bondage with coaxial cable I spy? Now that’s kinky! It’s not going to help you watch “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip”...

BlueBlood: Girls Kissing, Now With 100% More Blood

Everyone enjoys girls kissing, right? But only the discriminating few enjoy girls kissing whilst engaging in bloodplay. Are you one of the discriminating few?

Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Double Dildo Penetration … A Lot

Dear Anna, If you need a hand with putting those dildos somewhere, I can help! Love, Melisande P.S. I’ll give you something to investigate! Nerdpr0n writes: Ooh,...

Featured Model: Vivian Viva

I actually started modeling at 14, mom put me in modeling school and I did some fashion and runway, then stopped. Went on with life and married then divorced, after my...

DeviantNation: Airrica Marks Herself Up

You know what would be really kinky? If Airrica got someone to write a sestina on her back. That might even be hotter than actual intercourse for poetry nerds!...

BlueBlood: Kellie Vamps It Up

The “blood” in this photoset is supposedly vanilla-flavored, according to the blurb on the Blueblood gallery. I didn’t know goths tasted like vanilla!...

BurningAngel: Chapel!

Nine Inch Nails fangirls should never be gagged without prior consent. I mean, I’m sure they’ll like it, but it’s only proper manners to ask first....

DeviantNation: Antietam Models The Latest in Barette Technology

This photoset is supposed to feature a lollipop but I’m kinda fixated on the barettes. Um, maybe she could do an all-barettes set next? DeviantNation writes:...

Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Alan Moore … A Lot

Dear Anna, I had no idea “Lost Girls” was even coming out in hardcover, so I have to thank you for alerting me to its existence. Sadly, I’ve become so...

RazorDolls: Regan Reese Eats A Hamburger

I have nothing more to add here, other than the sentence “I like to eat Regan Reese while Anything!” not being gramatically correct. What. Figures that...

CyberDyke: Sapphire On Hardwood Floor

Combinations of precious gems and chemically treated wood are sometimes successful, as Sapphire demonstrates in this photoshoot. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls...

SpookyBlog: Scar Lets The Puppies Breathe

Scar just loves hanging out on rooftops totally naked, and I love her for it. SpookyBlog writes: Scar 13 occasionally even braves the bright sunshine for a sexy shoot...

InkyGirls: Mona’s A Tiger At The Makeup Mirror

Attention Bettie Page Reenactor Fetishists! Mona’s got a new photoset at InkyGirls! What more do I need to say here!

DeviantNation: Frilly Panties Allowed In Bathtubs For The First Time Ever!

What is it with the frilly panties rage among all the kids? Are girdles coming back, too? DeviantNation writes: The devilishly delicious Junior Miss cleans up for us.

BurningAngel: Adahlia Enjoys Fresh Fruits

Adahlia’s bra makes her breasts look like grapefruits. What is up with that? And what is up with the monster green earrings? It’s like a fruit explosion!...

DeviantNation: Ali Orange Chillaxes In The Desert

“Chillax” and “desert” are oxymorons, however. “Chilled dessert,” on the other hand, is the perfect apres-photoshoot treat. Hopefully...

Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Video Action

Isn’t it precious when people with tattoos fuck on video? Burning Angel writes: You’ve seen the photos… but on this evening I present to you the world...

DeviantNation: Ramen Hooks Up With Her Robot “Friend”

I’d read Diesel Sweeties more often if they included hardcore woman/robot action. Thank you Deviant Nation for catering to the fantasies of robot lovers!...

BurningAngel: MORE PHOTOS OF RAE!

Classic car enthusiasts would enjoy Rae. The drag racing action would be so hot. BurningAngel writes: If everyone who drove a pick-up truck was as pretty as Rae, the...

DeviantNation: Scarlit In Red And Black

Scarlit might give me the urge to dye my hair red again! Or maybe even get an unorthodox lip piercing! DeviantNation writes: Scarlit might give you the incredible urge...

RazorDolls: Your Fuck Table For Two Is Ready

Why does everyone seem to think that sex on a table is comfortable? It’s a hard surface! And not in a good way! Ever try to get splinters out of your ass?...

BlueBlood: Dahlia Dark Shows Off Her Half Corset … And Her Boobies

Again with the tits! I can’t get enough of Dahlia’s tits. She can wear whatever she damn well pleases as long as I get a peek at the dirtypillows.

DeviantNation: Skunk On A Leather Couch

One of my dream furniture purchases is a black leather couch. Skunk crouching on it would, of course, be totally bonus. She could help me apply leather treatment! And...

Spiceplay: Maya Chillaxes To Some Tunes

I believe the cheesy pickup line “Hey baby, nice cans!” is appropriate to use at this juncture. Spiceplay writes: Have you ever wondered how beautiful women...

BlueBlood: Xanthia Peeling Off Rubber

Xanthia sometimes finds rubber restricting. I always find Xanthia’s breasts fascinating.

Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Tongue Action

Isn’t it precious when people with lots of tattoos make out? Burning Angel writes: Kylee and Kurt, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…no great love here, but...

NoFauxxx: Mr. Paisley Digs Nude BMXing

NOTE: Mr. Paisley is a trained professional. Please do not attempt nude BMXing at home. NoFauxxx writes: Meet Mr. Paisley, NoFauxxx‘s newest model, and learn the...

BlueBlood: Do You Have An Oral Fixation?

Scar 13’s hookah method is unstoppable. Also, it in no way shape or form involves panties.

RazorDolls: Vivian Viva will cane your ass

Canes are the hot new thing in altporn, man. All the cool kids have them. Of course, I like my girls nerdy, so it’s good that Vivian’s a super-hot nerd too....

BlueBlood: Superna Spices Up Any Decor

How do you make a brick wall less boring? Have Superna pose in front of it, of course! Her peacock halter definitely de-bores any surroundings.

Burning Angel: Angelina Reorganizes Your Office

Angelina would make for a very interesting Franklin Covey catalog girl, don’t you think? Burning Angel writes: Angelina gets turned on by disorganized offices....

BlueBlood: Rooftop Party Time!

I enjoy hanging out on rooftops and smoking cigarettes. It makes me feel mysterious and powerful. Nina Sin enjoys doing the same thing, except she likes to whip...

BlueBlood: Look Honey, Orange Lingerie!

I don’t really see orange lingerie everyday. In fact, I don’t generally see it at all. So why not have Erica model some for us?

Burning Angel: Tortured Hipsters Always Wear Pink Belts

Paging Blue States Lose, paging Blue States Lose, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Burning Angel writes: January came by NYC the other day and caused a storm...

BlueBlood: Black Rubber And Big Boobs

Also included: big lips, silver dollar nipples and bangin’ hips. In conclusion: boobs.