Tag: apnea, Apneatic, cherry, pin-up, retro, scary-wig, stockings
Apneatic: Cherry Pie
CutterJuly 29, 2007
Apnea just added a bunch of hot new stuff to her Apneatic site, including these fun retro cherry flavored photos. I don’t know what it is with Steen and those...
Blue Blood: Classic Dana Dark Sprawls in the Hollywood Sunset
TruantJuly 15, 2007
Blue Blood‘s Dana Dark was one of my first crushes in Alt and it’s always great to see hot new pictures of her. She seems both down to Earth and above it all...
BlueBlood: Curvy Xanthia in patent leather by an outdoor pool.
CutterJune 29, 2007
Sexy Xanthia Doll looks adorable as always in this fun poolside pin-up shoot from BlueBlood.com. Her classic polka-dot bikini going surprisingly well with her black...
BlueBlood: Gorgeous Bella Vendetta strips down to her librarian glasses
CutterJune 4, 2007
Bella Vendetta is one of the all time stars of AltPorn and it’s always great to see another hot set of her, especially an amazing set like this! Those BlueBlood...
Nerdpr0n: Sexy Stripey Stockings!
TruantMay 2, 2007
You know what says sophistication even more than girls with glasses? Girls in nice expensive stockings and glasses! NerdPr0n Anna gets her sexy office worker fetish on...
Nerdpr0n: a nerdy secretary
TruantMarch 29, 2007
Given that we seem to be all excited about Dungeons & Dragons and nerdy girls in sexy glasses and stuff today, we couldn’t forget about Anna’s Nerdpr0n...
RazorDolls: Jade Jolie: Broken Beds and Mirrors
TruantMarch 23, 2007
What is up with those RazorDolls girls and their always mismatched stockings? I’m thinking slumber party gone wrong? Is there some perverse spin the bottle marbles...
Nerdpr0n: valentine’s day
TruantFebruary 10, 2007
I’m not sure how ‘nerdy‘ it is, but this stockings shot is really hot. I can’t imagine how long it would take to catalog my library. It’s...
BurningAngel: Neon Just Wants to Have Fun!
TruantJanuary 19, 2007
Hotel suites should come with girls like this. I think they do in Europe, but it hasn’t really cought on in the States just yet. It’s like the new...
RubberDollies: Darenzia slip-n-slide!
TruantNovember 22, 2006
A couple gallons of slick lubricant and some good gothabilly music and we’d be set! Shiny latex makes my mouth water. Is that so wrong? And on top of that,...
RazorDolls: I Am Curious (Stoya)
MelisandeOctober 31, 2006
Excellent Halloween costume on RazorDoll Stoya! I love petting blue kitties in fishnets. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. RazorDolls writes: Its Halloween night and Stoya Kittie...
BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta Flashing On A Carousel
MelisandeOctober 28, 2006
Naughty, naughty Blue Blood girl Bella Vendetta heats up what would otherwise be a very sedate carousel ride. I’d like to buy her some cotton candy and take her to...
Nerdpr0n: Let’s Class It Up, People
EdRothOctober 25, 2006
Look, Anna’s going that extra mile to class it up here. Check out that Escher drawing on the wall: that shit is classy. So when you’re thinking about her...
CyberDyke: I see God in her boobies
EdRothOctober 19, 2006
I always dug the name Shiva, and I really like this particular manifestation. More deities should wear corsets and stockings. I feel a religious experience coming…
CyberDyke: Stupid Boy. Let’s Get Some Shoes. Let’s Party.
MelisandeOctober 10, 2006
Tess battling evil shoe saleswomen with a purple stuffed dragon backing her up would be totally awesome. These shoes rule!
BlueBlood: Ariel X, Gagged
MelisandeOctober 8, 2006
If you’re into Ariel X sporting stockings, nipple clamps and a ballgag, then check out this photoset. Or, if you need some all-caps encouragement: BREAKING NEWS:...
CyberDyke: Lulu’s Undergarments Are Unstoppable
MelisandeOctober 8, 2006
I love old-school pantaloons! I wish girls still wore those instead of synthetic thong craptasticalness. BO-RING! Let’s hear it for silk tap pants! CyberDyke...
DeviantNation: Jane Jett, Vinyl Aficionado
MelisandeOctober 7, 2006
Did you know that Jane Jett is one of the few people outside the Greater Chicagoland Area who owns every Wax Trax! Records vinyl release? It’s true! [Note: not...
RazorDolls: Sasha Sparks Loves Her Dildo, I Just Love Her Tits
MelisandeOctober 6, 2006
Damn, those are some tig ol’ bitties. Forget the dildo, can I just look at the boobies? Please let me look at the boobies. RazorDolls writes: We had the pleasure...
BurningAngel: Lee Enjoys Painted Orange Walls In The Nude
MelisandeOctober 2, 2006
If what’s stated in the blurb is true, I sure hope the Martha Stewart Everyday Colors paint line has some orange shades in it. Naked girls in front of orange...
BlueBlood: Roxy DeVille Owns The Spider’s Lullabye On Vinyl
EdRothSeptember 30, 2006
Why is it that BlueBlood gets all the hottest, coolest chicks? Case in point: Roxy DeVille, superhottie and cool as fuck. The lips, tits, skirt and stockings are all...
RazorDolls: “Great Hotel Bedspreads with Zoe Matthews” Is Season Passed On My TiVo
MelisandeSeptember 30, 2006
Zoe should really consider a career as a cable television travel show host. Think of all the hotel and motel bedding she could showcase! RazorDolls writes: If you havnt...
RazorDolls: Mika Tan And Lystra Model The Latest In Cowboy Hat Technology
MelisandeSeptember 25, 2006
When I think of corn-fed cowgirls, I do not think of Mika Tan and Lystra. It’s like my farmhand daydream has been hijacked by some altporn-minded higher power!...
DeviantNation: Frilly Panties Allowed In Bathtubs For The First Time Ever!
MelisandeSeptember 14, 2006
What is it with the frilly panties rage among all the kids? Are girdles coming back, too? DeviantNation writes: The devilishly delicious Junior Miss cleans up for us.
BlueBlood: Marriah’s New Couch Technique Is Unstoppable
MelisandeSeptember 13, 2006
What Marriah can do with a crop and a davenport is simply amazing. She is well versed in The Art Of The Topless!
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Video Action
MelisandeSeptember 10, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with tattoos fuck on video? Burning Angel writes: You’ve seen the photos… but on this evening I present to you the world...
Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Books … A Lot
MelisandeSeptember 6, 2006
Dear Anna, I own at least 250-300 books [including Internetworking with TCP/IP Volumes 1 & 2]. Please come to my house and pose in front of them. Then maybe we can...
Burning Angel: Kylee & Kurt Make With The Tongue Action
MelisandeAugust 31, 2006
Isn’t it precious when people with lots of tattoos make out? Burning Angel writes: Kylee and Kurt, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…no great love here, but...
BlueBlood: Justine Joli Prefers Oversized T-Shirts
MelisandeAugust 29, 2006
I would like to state for the record that I am totally in love with Justine’s labia minora after seeing this photoset. Why doesn’t mine look as pretty as...
Burning Angel: Crossing Guard Refuses To Wear Pants
MelisandeAugust 23, 2006
How embarrassing! Jolie forgot her stop sign AND her pants! The parent-teacher association is certainly going to hear about this! Burning Angel writes: Check out Jolie!...
BlueBlood: Look Honey, Orange Lingerie!
MelisandeAugust 21, 2006
I don’t really see orange lingerie everyday. In fact, I don’t generally see it at all. So why not have Erica model some for us?
BlueBlood: Ariel X Abides No Cheap-Ass Floor Lamps
MelisandeAugust 20, 2006
She is avant garde with regards to her light sources. No frilly lampshades needed here; only the finest in fluorescent tubes for this lady!
Burning Angel: Angela Ryan in Latex
MelisandeAugust 3, 2006
For those whose appetites have not yet been sated by our current featured model Angela Ryan, I bring you more of featured model Angela Ryan … in Latex (as opposed...
Burning Angel: Chelsea Gets A Time Out
MelisandeAugust 2, 2006
If you’re sent to the corner, you have to remove your pants. But please, keep the Chucks on. Safety first! Burning Angel writes: Take a look at our newest angel: a...
Nerdpr0n: Anna + Bones + Spock + Kirk = hot Trekkie foursome
MelisandeJuly 31, 2006
Can someone write me a fanfic for this pairing? I’ll trade you some hot Mistress Janeway fic! Nerdpr0n writes: yay! me in a Star Trek shirt! Spock in between my...
InkyGirls: Marie: Amped
MelisandeJuly 25, 2006
I prefer roadies who wear pants and sensible shoes. However, I’ll make an exception for Marie and her sexxxxxxay black patent platforms. InkyGirls writes:...
BlueBlood: Sara X dropped the bomb on me
EdRothJuly 21, 2006
Blue Blood has a history of finding the most super awesome talent in subcultural erotica, but new model Sara X exceeds all my expectations. I cannot get over how...
Nerdpr0n: Playing doctor… well, okay, playing nurse.
DarkseidJuly 15, 2006
Looks like blondie is going to get worked over good! I wonder if her medical insurance will cover this? Nerdpr0n writes: My girlfriend’s back for another set! This...
CyberDyke: Anna (nerdpr0n), Penelope and the Magic Wand
EdRothJuly 13, 2006
Good lord, more Anna and Penelope? They’re just the gift that keeps on giving, aren’t they? Check out several more previews and then sign the fuck up.
Burning Angel: A different kind of rubber fetish…
DarkseidJuly 12, 2006
I’ve never wanted to be a duck before. Or: This gives a whole new meaning to the ancient phrase “fuck a duck!” Burning Angel writes: This isn’t...




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