Tag: razordolls, riley-mason, stains
RazorDolls: Riley Mason Blue Light Baby
TruantApr 17, 2007
I can’t decide if Riley stained the couch or if she is just trying to avoid the stain. According to RazorDolls, and awful lot of girls have had an awful lot of sex...
RazorDolls: Page Morgan: Spagetti Western
TruantApr 08, 2007
I have a burning desire to see Page do and SNL news bit, because if the world of AltPorn had a Victoria Jackson, it would have to be Page Morgan. She has the cutest...
RazorDolls: Katie K: Shadow Fucker
CutterMar 30, 2007
One has to wonder if some of the alt-identified sites are not getting kind of lazy, I mean, don’t get me wrong, Katie K is a good looking girl and this looks like...
RazorDolls: Satine Phoenix: Booze Boobs and Vaccum Hoses
TruantMar 26, 2007
This RazorDolls Satine Phoenix series kind of reminds me of the sorts of people I’d meet and the situations I’d wake up in while touring. Some strange hotel...
RazorDolls: Jade Jolie: Broken Beds and Mirrors
TruantMar 23, 2007
What is up with those RazorDolls girls and their always mismatched stockings? I’m thinking slumber party gone wrong? Is there some perverse spin the bottle marbles...
RazorDolls: Michelle Aston Dorm Daze
TruantMar 15, 2007
Michelle Aston totally rocks, and this RazorDolls set looks really nice. It’s like Michelle is some sort of sexy punk rock skateboard assassin or something. I...
RazorDolls: Violet Marcell: Green with Envy
TruantFeb 28, 2007
Mmmm… naked Gothic girls. Violet Marcell looks really good in green. RazorDolls writes: Finally!! Another chance to check out the very lovely Violet Marcell!! Come...
RazorDolls: Reagan Maddux: Blue Moon
TruantFeb 21, 2007
For some reason this new Reagan Maddux, RazorDolls shoot sort of looks like the ten minutes preparation prior to streaking. The sort of excited undressing before the...
RazorDolls: Amber Loves Her Candy
TruantFeb 14, 2007
Happy Valentine’s Day everybody. Candy for everyone! It looks like the Razordolls girls got a head start. Good for them. RazorDolls writes: Sweet Little Amber is...
RazorDolls: Stoya and Mac Lovers Unite!
TruantFeb 05, 2007
What I will never understand about Mac people is their near cultish idolatry of new Apple products. To worship a product that is fundamentally not superior in any way...
Altporn ‘A' List Alexa: Feb 01, 2007
BeekerFeb 01, 2007
Well, here is the February installment of our regular AltPorn ‘A’ List Alexa Rankings study. Looks like our big winners this month are RazorDolls, moving up...
RazorDolls: Katie K Makes Slippery Sheets
TruantJan 23, 2007
Good Gawd! I think I loves you Katie K! Come keep my bed warm at night. I love your miscevious look and that hot little body just… wow. RazorDolls writes: There is...
RazorDolls: Mei Kasahara in Pink and Blue
TruantJan 18, 2007
Generally, I find the sort of hotel bed sets kind of tedious, but I actually kind of like this shot of Mei Kasahara. She’s really kind of sexy, in what would...
RazorDolls: Abigail Silk’s Military Blues
TruantJan 13, 2007
Abigail looks a bit like she’s doing a remix of a Manufacture video here, and that’s fine by us! Militant industrial girls need love too, although then...
RazorDolls: Sierra Sinn’s Sexy Contortions
TruantJan 10, 2007
Not sure Sierra Sinn is particularly alt looking but this is a terribly sexy pose! We do love the crazy body tricks. I guess leg warmers are making a bit of a comeback,...
RazorDolls: Zody’s Blue Period
TruantDec 26, 2006
Smurf on Smurf violence? I was going to make a Jacksoff Pollock joke, but then I found this! Now I’m starting to see the beauty in mess! Credit to Zody for showing...
RazorDolls: Page Morgan: Little Red Dress
TruantDec 19, 2006
Page has really pretty eyes and really cool facial structure, but I’m kinda just not feeling the retro housewife getup. She looks like she should be assisting in a...
RazorDolls: BabyDoll: Pink in Pink
TruantDec 14, 2006
Babydoll is like tattoo bukkake! What is it with the alt girls kicking your ass anyway? I like girls that can kick ass, but I tend to hope it isn’t my ass....
RazorDolls: Pixie Pearl: Skulls and Stripes
TruantNov 22, 2006
Sex and Pizza! Consider me RSVP’d! RazorDolls writes: Everyone Welcome the lovely Pixie Pearl to the Razordolls family! She is a beautiful young woman with a...
RazorDolls: Sierra Sin Sleeps With Ghosts
MelisandeNov 05, 2006
Some people have irrational fears of ghosts hiding underneath the bed. In the new RazorDolls video “Trick and Treat,” ghosts not only come out from...
RazorDolls: I Am Curious (Stoya)
MelisandeOct 31, 2006
Excellent Halloween costume on RazorDoll Stoya! I love petting blue kitties in fishnets. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. RazorDolls writes: Its Halloween night and Stoya Kittie...
RazorDolls: Again With The Adorable Riley Mason
MelisandeOct 28, 2006
RazorDoll Riley Mason sporting red fishnets with cowboy boots? That’s a fashion choice I’ve never considered before. Also, it looks like Riley’s gone...
RazorDolls: Ali Orange, Prom Night Dream Date
MelisandeOct 21, 2006
Do high school senior emo boys dream of taking a RazorDoll to their Senior Prom? I like to think that they do. I also like to think that high school senior emo boys put...
RazorDolls: Chole Cre’ture Endorses Red Chairs
MelisandeOct 13, 2006
The chair that RazorDoll Chole is sitting on would be perfect with my vintage Formica kitchen table. I can’t wait to re-enact The Bridges of Madison County with an...
RazorDolls: Page Morgan’s Got Hairspray And She’s Not Afraid To Use It
MelisandeOct 09, 2006
Page is sporting quite a bouffant. Not sure what the deal is with the bottle stuffed into the cleavage, though. And where did they find such 70s wood paneling out in the...
RazorDolls: Sasha Sparks Loves Her Dildo, I Just Love Her Tits
MelisandeOct 06, 2006
Damn, those are some tig ol’ bitties. Forget the dildo, can I just look at the boobies? Please let me look at the boobies. RazorDolls writes: We had the pleasure...
RazorDolls: “Great Hotel Bedspreads with Zoe Matthews” Is Season Passed On My TiVo
MelisandeSep 30, 2006
Zoe should really consider a career as a cable television travel show host. Think of all the hotel and motel bedding she could showcase! RazorDolls writes: If you havnt...
RazorDolls: Mika Tan And Lystra Model The Latest In Cowboy Hat Technology
MelisandeSep 25, 2006
When I think of corn-fed cowgirls, I do not think of Mika Tan and Lystra. It’s like my farmhand daydream has been hijacked by some altporn-minded higher power!...
Featured Model: Vivian Viva
EdRothSep 20, 2006
I actually started modeling at 14, mom put me in modeling school and I did some fashion and runway, then stopped. Went on with life and married then divorced, after my...
RazorDolls: Regan Reese Eats A Hamburger
MelisandeSep 17, 2006
I have nothing more to add here, other than the sentence “I like to eat Regan Reese while Anything!” not being gramatically correct. What. Figures that...
RazorDolls: Gia, In A State Of Undress
MelisandeSep 10, 2006
Gia doesn’t remind me of my childhood at all. She reminds me of someone who forgot to get dressed in the morning. RazorDolls writes: Theres something about seeing...
RazorDolls: Your Fuck Table For Two Is Ready
MelisandeSep 06, 2006
Why does everyone seem to think that sex on a table is comfortable? It’s a hard surface! And not in a good way! Ever try to get splinters out of your ass?...
RazorDolls: Sasha Grey Is Flexible
MelisandeSep 02, 2006
Sasha Grey could also use a nice big carnitas burrito from Chipotle. I’ll throw in an order of chips and guac, too. And unlimited drink refills! Also, is it my...
RazorDolls: Vivian Viva will cane your ass
EdRothAug 28, 2006
Canes are the hot new thing in altporn, man. All the cool kids have them. Of course, I like my girls nerdy, so it’s good that Vivian’s a super-hot nerd too....
RazorDolls: Hay Guys, Who Wants A Threesome?
MelisandeAug 17, 2006
Sometimes you just have to pick up a girl and rail her on a flower print bedspread while another girl grabs her tits. Threesomes: it’s what’s for dinner!...
RazorDolls: I Wanna Have Sex With Eddie Van Halen’s Guitar
MelisandeAug 10, 2006
Huh uh uh, he said “Flying V.” RazorDolls writes: Now whens the last time you walked into a guitar shop and saw a naked Babe stradling a Flying V, and...
RazorDolls: Jade Starr Makes Me Have Goth Girl Flashbacks
MelisandeAug 03, 2006
Jade has the cutest little cootie-pie that I ever did see. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeekaboo! Peeeeeeeeeeeeeekaboo! RazorDolls writes: After becoming a huge star in the adult...
RazorDolls: Rob Rotten Has Nice Pants
MelisandeAug 02, 2006
Whenever I see a guy with a lot of upper body ink, I just want to pet his pants, much like how Gabriella is demonstrating here. RazorDolls writes: The notorious Rob...
RazorDolls: Riley Mason in Front of the Green Door
MelisandeJul 31, 2006
Why, Riley, you are adorable! But that lime green sliding door behind you cries out for the cast of Extreme Makeover: Pr0n Edition. I bet there’s corkboard and...
RazorDolls: Dreaming of Serene Dream
DarkseidJul 28, 2006
I’d fight my way through the seven gates of Hell for a little alone time with Serene Dream! “When reality’s a dream and every lie is true In the day...
