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BlueBlood: Roxy DeVille Will Cut You, Bitch

And she’ll look fucking hot doing it. Even if there’s a giant vulture scuplture in the room. As noted Libertarian ballroom dancer and sex expert Tucker...

DeviantNation: Jane Jett, Vinyl Aficionado

Did you know that Jane Jett is one of the few people outside the Greater Chicagoland Area who owns every Wax Trax! Records vinyl release? It’s true! [Note: not...

BurningAngel: Ms. Jade Models The Latest In Scarf Technology

The blurb says something about Jade being “really fuckin’ hot in these pants,” but I’m too focused on the scarf–OH, AND THE...

Nerdpr0n: Dear Lord, Knitting Porn

Dear Anna, I don’t even know how to respond to this. I do know that I need to take you shopping at Jennifer Convertibles for a nice leather couch! Love, Melisande...

BlueBlood: Darenzia sez “Fuck All Y’all!”

Sticky Fingaz may have told us to BACDAFUCUP, but I’m more interested in what sultry fetish erotica goddess Darenzia has to say about telling me to go fuck myself....

Fun Fan Sign Pics from Scar 13

The lovely and talented Scar 13 sent us some really fun, sexy fan sign pics a while back, but I’m a douche and never posted them. But here’s proof: Scar 13...

DeviantNation: Angel With Scars

I am really into scarification, so it goes without saying that I am fixated by the scars on Angel’s legs. Damn. That’s on the near edge of hardcore....

BurningAngel: A Cliché Poem For Aurora, As Requested

Haiku for Aurora’s Pink Panties A pink cotton crotch right in my face. I am dead. So totally dead. BurningAngel writes: Roses are red, violets are blue,...

RazorDolls: “Great Hotel Bedspreads with Zoe Matthews” Is Season Passed On My TiVo

Zoe should really consider a career as a cable television travel show host. Think of all the hotel and motel bedding she could showcase! RazorDolls writes: If you havnt...

DeviantNation: Hilton Sports Hipster Star Tattoos

That’s a cute and beautiful lil star tattoo on Hilton’s back. And also note the cute and beautiful lil heart tattoo on her wrist. I like things that are cute...

Nerdpr0n: Anna’s Polka Dot Panties FTW!

Dear Anna, I want to come home to this after a long day slaving away at the salt mines. Love, Melisande Nerdpr0n writes: I took the sweetest darlingest pair of panties I...

BurningAngel: Whisky != Dick

Because she’s a girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, a-duh. And like the blurb says, she’s a nice girl with killer boobs. I mean, look at them! Don’t those boobs kill...

BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy And A Fifth Of Jack

Domestic bliss can be achieved with liberal application of Jack Daniels. Also, writing “SLUT” on your husband’s chest in fake blood can be a turn-on....

CyberDyke: Candice Plays With Fun Dildo Toys

Oh, Candice. I love your taste in dildos. Have you considered checking out some of the higher-end glass dildos on the market? I would greatly enjoy your take–or...

DeviantNation: Miesha Has A New Pirattitude

This would have been the perfect International Talk Like A Pirate Day tie-in post! … but I missed it by a week. My bad. Anyway, Miesha totally has pirattitude, as...

DeviantNation: Sin Has Big Boobs

I would comment on Sin’s interesting lower lip piercing, but I am so distracted by her hefty boobs I can’t even think of what I was going to say....

NoFauxxx: Avarice’s Rooftop Fun

Is that a little bit of bondage with coaxial cable I spy? Now that’s kinky! It’s not going to help you watch “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip”...

BurningAngel: Pinky, The 80s Fashion Icon

Man, check out that jean skirt over lace leggings. Can you say “on the way to a Madonna concert” or what? Plus, bonus peek-a-boo open toed shoes!...

Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Double Dildo Penetration … A Lot

Dear Anna, If you need a hand with putting those dildos somewhere, I can help! Love, Melisande P.S. I’ll give you something to investigate! Nerdpr0n writes: Ooh,...

DeviantNation: Airrica Marks Herself Up

You know what would be really kinky? If Airrica got someone to write a sestina on her back. That might even be hotter than actual intercourse for poetry nerds!...

BlueBlood: Kellie Vamps It Up

The “blood” in this photoset is supposedly vanilla-flavored, according to the blurb on the Blueblood gallery. I didn’t know goths tasted like vanilla!...

DeviantNation: Antietam Models The Latest in Barette Technology

This photoset is supposed to feature a lollipop but I’m kinda fixated on the barettes. Um, maybe she could do an all-barettes set next? DeviantNation writes:...

Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Alan Moore … A Lot

Dear Anna, I had no idea “Lost Girls” was even coming out in hardcover, so I have to thank you for alerting me to its existence. Sadly, I’ve become so...

RazorDolls: Regan Reese Eats A Hamburger

I have nothing more to add here, other than the sentence “I like to eat Regan Reese while Anything!” not being gramatically correct. What. Figures that...

CyberDyke: Sapphire On Hardwood Floor

Combinations of precious gems and chemically treated wood are sometimes successful, as Sapphire demonstrates in this photoshoot. CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls...

SpookyBlog: Scar Lets The Puppies Breathe

Scar just loves hanging out on rooftops totally naked, and I love her for it. SpookyBlog writes: Scar 13 occasionally even braves the bright sunshine for a sexy shoot...

DeviantNation: Scarlit In Red And Black

Scarlit might give me the urge to dye my hair red again! Or maybe even get an unorthodox lip piercing! DeviantNation writes: Scarlit might give you the incredible urge...

SpookyBlog: Youn-Kyung Gets Naked at the Houseparty

Nobody got naked at the Ghostly afterparty at DEMF this past summer, and now I feel cheated. All I got was a free magazine and overpriced water! SpookyBlog writes:...

DeviantNation: Skunk On A Leather Couch

One of my dream furniture purchases is a black leather couch. Skunk crouching on it would, of course, be totally bonus. She could help me apply leather treatment! And...

Spiceplay: Maya Chillaxes To Some Tunes

I believe the cheesy pickup line “Hey baby, nice cans!” is appropriate to use at this juncture. Spiceplay writes: Have you ever wondered how beautiful women...

SpookyBlog: Stuffed Animals And The Candy Ravers That Love Them

Don’t get me wrong, I am all about stuffed animals. But I don’t take them to raves. And I certainly don’t get naked and kiss them in public....

BlueBlood: Superna Spices Up Any Decor

How do you make a brick wall less boring? Have Superna pose in front of it, of course! Her peacock halter definitely de-bores any surroundings.

SpookyBlog: Sexy Raver Girls Love Their Glowsticks!

Jamie, there are a lot of things I like about your picture here: You have cute little panties You’re all hot and stuff Your nipples are pierced I think your...

BlueBlood: Rooftop Party Time!

I enjoy hanging out on rooftops and smoking cigarettes. It makes me feel mysterious and powerful. Nina Sin enjoys doing the same thing, except she likes to whip...

CyberDyke: Yay, More Of The Lesbionics!

Dara and Misha are still going at it. That’s what I call staying power! CyberDyke writes: Sappho’s Girls Cyber-Dyke–porn for women, by women!Click here...

Burning Angel: Tortured Hipsters Always Wear Pink Belts

Paging Blue States Lose, paging Blue States Lose, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Burning Angel writes: January came by NYC the other day and caused a storm...

RazorDolls: Hay Guys, Who Wants A Threesome?

Sometimes you just have to pick up a girl and rail her on a flower print bedspread while another girl grabs her tits. Threesomes: it’s what’s for dinner!...

BlueBlood: Erica The Red House Painter

I expect a negative number of people to get the obscurely obvious band reference in the title of this post. And no, I’m not talking about the Viking metal album...

SpookyBlog: Buy Voltaire A Beer!

I would love to watch Voltaire drink beer but I’m way too intimidated by her full-body art to ask her if I can tag along to the nearest dive bar. I’d pick up...

BlueBlood: I’m Captivated By Xanthia’s Gazongas

I’m also captivated by Xanthia’s eye makeup and dyed eyebrows. But mostly I’m captivated by her tits.