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BlueBlood: Xanthia Peeling Off Rubber

Xanthia sometimes finds rubber restricting. I always find Xanthia’s breasts fascinating.

BlueBlood: Raven’s Umbrella Won’t Keep Her From Getting Wet

I’m positive Raven would look fetching in a see-through raincoat. Can I get one at Hot Topic?

BlueBlood: Dude, Keiko Just Flashed Me!

Girls with no panties would definitely make my next train ride more interesting. Why can’t I meet girls like Keiko on public transit? The only girls that will talk...

BlueBlood: Justine Joli Prefers Oversized T-Shirts

I would like to state for the record that I am totally in love with Justine’s labia minora after seeing this photoset. Why doesn’t mine look as pretty as...

BlueBlood: Do You Have An Oral Fixation?

Scar 13’s hookah method is unstoppable. Also, it in no way shape or form involves panties.

BlueBlood: Superna Spices Up Any Decor

How do you make a brick wall less boring? Have Superna pose in front of it, of course! Her peacock halter definitely de-bores any surroundings.

BlueBlood: Rooftop Party Time!

I enjoy hanging out on rooftops and smoking cigarettes. It makes me feel mysterious and powerful. Nina Sin enjoys doing the same thing, except she likes to whip...

BlueBlood: Bath Time With Yolanda

Well hello there, Yolanda. Would you like some handmade soap for your bath? Or maybe scented salts? Perhaps a Bill O’Reilly-free loofah would please you? By the...

BlueBlood: Look Honey, Orange Lingerie!

I don’t really see orange lingerie everyday. In fact, I don’t generally see it at all. So why not have Erica model some for us?

BlueBlood: Ariel X Abides No Cheap-Ass Floor Lamps

She is avant garde with regards to her light sources. No frilly lampshades needed here; only the finest in fluorescent tubes for this lady!

BlueBlood: Anastasia Gets The Naughty Chair

Bad girls get the nipple clamps and the butt plugs! Them’s the rules.

BlueBlood: Restricted In Red

Ribbed–for your pleasure! Of course, it’s a total bitch to breathe, and the corset leaves marks on your skin, but what’s a little suffering when you...

BlueBlood: Black Rubber And Big Boobs

Also included: big lips, silver dollar nipples and bangin’ hips. In conclusion: boobs.

BlueBlood: Erica The Red House Painter

I expect a negative number of people to get the obscurely obvious band reference in the title of this post. And no, I’m not talking about the Viking metal album...

SpookyBlog: Buy Voltaire A Beer!

I would love to watch Voltaire drink beer but I’m way too intimidated by her full-body art to ask her if I can tag along to the nearest dive bar. I’d pick up...

BlueBlood: I’m Captivated By Xanthia’s Gazongas

I’m also captivated by Xanthia’s eye makeup and dyed eyebrows. But mostly I’m captivated by her tits.

BlueBlood: Alsana Feeds On The Blood Of Internet Nerds

Obviously, Alsana’s table manners would scandalize the hoi polloi.

SpookyBlog: Just You and Me, Blue Haired Girl

I know a girl who is almost a dead ringer for Agent Aeon, expect not so much with the blue hair and lip piercing. Do I tell her she’s got a Goth doppleganger? What...

BlueBlood: Rufflebutt!

Ariel X is all up on here lately, with lots of fabulous sets on Blue Blood and Razordolls. This time she demonstates that Ariel indeed does have back.

BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta sports the Blue Blood hoodie

Bella Vendetta is a supersmart total hottie who rocks so hard I could just pee myself. Who better to be featured by the Blue Blood crew in one of their classic hoodies?...

BlueBlood: Kellie wants to hurt you and she wants you dead

Can anyone match the rivetchick hottitude of Kellie? No, they cannot. The Headmistress of The Blut Royale took time out from keeping your ass in line to pose for a great...

BlueBlood: Ariel X has a present for all of you

Darkseid and I have decided that Ariel X is our favorite Russian/Irish adult superstar who was born in California. Why? Because she’s the gift that keeps on...

BlueBlood: Snowblood will fuck you up

I believe there is little hotter in this world than a woman stalkin’, walkin’ in her big black boots. When she’s wearing nothing but a belt and sheer...

BlueBlood: Yolanda is a dirty girl

Yolanda is a dirty girl and must be cleaned. Bathe her, and bring her to me!

Sara X is a fucking hottie on Blueblood.com

BlueBlood: Sara X dropped the bomb on me

Blue Blood has a history of finding the most super awesome talent in subcultural erotica, but new model Sara X exceeds all my expectations. I cannot get over how...

BlueBlood: Amelia G lures innocent Justine Joli into a world of Sin

Amelia G is what we call “the instigator,” encouraging innocent young women like Justine Joli to show their boobies in the hotel at Comicon. Both of you...

BlueBlood: Vima, scan me!

Vima’s a complete hottie who can destroy you with her psychic powers, just like in Scanners. Plus, she has a kickass hat in this new set on Blueblood.com. I have a...

BlueBlood: Chaotika is a bad kitty

Chaotika? They should call her ChaHOTika! HARRRRR!!!!!!! Oh dear. Anyway, Chaotika is back on Blueblood.com with another ultrahot set. Even I can put up with animal...

BlueBlood: Blinds

Cleavage. You call it boobies. Let us share this plentiful harvest of breastage with our brothers and sisters, and give thanks to BlueBlood.com for making this feast...

BlueBlood: Auto Erotic

Usually when I get into my car, I check the back seat for murderers. If Dana Dearmond was naked in my back seat and wrapping her lips around a dildo, I might still mace...

BlueBlood: Flowery Stockings

Fetish Superstar Kumi is, of course, the bomb, but put her in some old-school lingerie and beautiful flower-pattern stockings, and you’ve got one of those bunker...

BlueBlood: Blue Sky

Down on AP Ranch, we take things slow. A leisurely day of ridin’ and ropin’ and admirin’ the fine hindquarters of a lady like Miss Ariel X. Let’s...

BlueBlood: Dana Dearmond and Ivy Tara Go Camping

Usually when I go camping, my main concern is not wiping my ass with poison ivy. Dana Dearmond has found a more compelling interest Tara Ivy on Blueblood.com.

BlueBlood: Lydia Ivy West – Pink Blonde

There are little things I find particularly interesting in certain photographs, and one of them is when a woman in heels has her toes turned inward. It’s this...

BlueBlood: Morrigan Hel in black stockings

What do you even say to a woman like Morrigan Hel? She’s incredibly sexy, powerful, and likely to cut your head off with some of those big scissors from Exorcist...

BlueBlood: Green Door

The Cramps had a song called “Green Door” on their Psychedelic Jungle album. Midnight, one more night without sleeping Watching, ’til the morning comes...

BlueBlood: Argyle Latex

In the far future, all students will look like Kumimonster, and pants will be banned from the classroom.

BlueBlood.com: The Older I Get, The Better I Fuck

Happy July 4th to all our readers in the USA! We’ve already celebrated a bit at AP HQ by blowing up some shit, but on the other side of the country our pals at...

BlueBlood: Silky Black

Things that won’t be happening anytime soon: 1) I win the lottery 2) I get signed to Metropolis and tour with Combichrist 3) I get to lay around this superhot bed...

BlueBlood: Feets

I’m not big into the feet, but when a woman like Natali Demore does a little self-sucking on her big toe, I’m willing to open my mind a bit.