Category: Burning Angel

Burning Angel: Skeletons in your Closet!

Hey, remember Anthrax? Of course you do! Scott Ian’s all over VH1. Anyway, they had a great tune on their Spreading the Disease album that this new BA set reminds...

Burning Angel: Welcome Moko!

Moko: you can’t see her veins like other BA models, but she’s still hot! Burning Angel writes: Everyone give the magnificent Moko your warmest of welcomes....

Burning Angel: Send me an Angel… like… er… Right Now?

That gold bikini top kinda makes Joanna look like some kind of outer-space seductress from the 70s Buck Rogers series. Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m in bed...

Burning Angel: January in March!

Hi there January. We’ve known each other for a few months now, and during that time I think I’ve gotten to know your boobies pretty well. I was hoping that,...

Burning Angel: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Sinaed Fish!

Check out the scales on this hottie! Burning Angel writes: Sinead won a goldfish at the fair, and then she took it home and made it get naked on the internet. Please...

Burning Angel: Jolie

Apparenlty this “Jolie” is something of an exhibitionist. Keep your eye on the girl in the trenchcoat. Burning Angel writes: Jolie and you have something...

Burning Angel: BA is the Porno Make A Wish Foundation

This kinda reminds me of that Iron Maiden cover “Women in Uniform.” Burning Angel writes: I met Morgan at the Backseat Film Festival, where she admitted to...

Burning Angel: Isis

A couple days ago I was fawning over how cute Isis looked in her recent FatalBeauty set. Things are looking just as good for her in this new pinup-looking set on...

Burning Angel: Somebody Save Sabrina!

Why is it that when they tie up a porn model, they always pull her boobies out of her top after they chain her to the wall? It’s an outrage. Burning Angel writes:...

Burning Angel: Pixie Pearl

We have a lot of movies, Pixie. You should come over. Burning Angel writes: Pixie watches more movies than any other girl on BurningAngel. I think she deserves an award...

Burning Angel: Our Friend Richard…

So, this is shot by Richard Kern. On the other hand, she’s wearing black lingerie, so it’s probably pretty good! Burning Angel writes: Look what happened...

Burning Angel: New girl – Breezy

Blondes in black make me happy. Then again, so do brunettes, redheads, etc… Burning Angel writes: Everyone be nice to our newest girl, Breezy…. or else she...

Burning Angel: Oh no! Not her again!

There’s a line from an X-Clan song, later sampled in Ice Cube’s “When Will They Shoot,” that goes: “Stalkin’, walkin’ in my big...

Burning Angel: Cheshire

Baby, let me light your bunson burner and mix my DNA with yours. Boogie. Burning Angel writes: When Cheshire isn’t posing nude on the internet, she’s a...

Burning Angel: More Maddison! Yipeeee!

Dude, nerds were always sexy. Just because you youngins grew up when being a nerd was cool, you think you know it all. All dem bitches were up in my pocket protector....

Burning Angel: Kylee and Rob Rotten

Dude, what the hell happened to Rachel Rotten? Can anyone fill me in? I found this little bit, but the fact that Rachel isn’t mentioned anywhere on her former site...

Burning Angel: Aren’t they so Precious?

When you think classy, you think BurningAngel. But they’ve outdone themselves with this bonerrifficly hot set featuring Sinead and my superfavorite smart chick...

Burning Angel: New Girl! Yay!

Now I don’t want to freak you guys out, but apparently this girl has a tattoo. Try to keep an open mind. Burning Angel writes: Jolie has 2 hearts tattooed on her...

Burning Angel: Battle of the Bath Toys!

Fuck that, my devil duckie will take out all you bitches. Burning Angel writes: I’ll bet you a million dollars that Isis’ rubber duckie could kick your...

Burning Angel: Do Not Underestimate the Power of Elle!

One time I untied my penis with my tongue. The real question is how it got tied in the first place. Burning Angel writes: I’ve been known to do some cool things...

Burning Angel: Aurie!

One time I claimed domain over an old girlfriend’s hoohah for Spain. I even planted a little flag. She didn’t like that. Burning Angel writes: Aurie says...

Burning Angel: Welcome Cheshire!

This kinda looks like one of those movies where a kid goes to sleep 8 years old and wakes up 22. Burning Angel writes: If you like greasy cheeseburgers, star wars, and...

Burning Angel: Kylee Returns!

Kylee Kross: you know her, you’ve seen her cooter. Now watch her pretend to talk on the phone, and then show you her cooter! Burning Angel writes: Isn’t it...

Burning Angel: Neon Neon Neon

This set has the word “ninja” attached to it, but she clearly has pirate titties. I don’t get it. Burning Angel writes: No matter what Neon does, what...

Burning Angel: Welcome January!

Fuck if I know why she’s named January, but what a gorgeous girl. She’s edumacated too, being a fan of Poe and architecture. Now I must scheme how to steal...

Burning Angel: Oh My Goth

Pixie is one of my favorite BA models, so it’s always a good day when she appears on my monitor. Burning Angel writes: Pixie looks like that mean girl who works at...

Burning Angel: Sabrina Sparx!

I take back all the mean stuff I said, Mitch. Please give us more stuff like this! Burning Angel writes: Everyone at BurningAngel has driven Sabrina to the point of...

Burning Angel: Pinky Lee!

Now we’re cookin’. I have a major rager lingerie fetish, and nothing kills my sexibuzz faster than a chick in some kind of adult version of Underoos....

Burning Angel: New Video, Joanna and James

Mitch apparently doesn’t read this blog much, because he’s never verbally beaten the crap out of me for giving Burning Angel shit almost constantly. That...

Burning Angel: Dana Dearmond

So what have we got here? A big speaker, a bondage cross, some yellow rope, and awesome wood paneling. Oh, and Dana Dearmond. She has squeezable boobies! Burning Angel...

Burning Angel: Ladies and Gentleman! Kylee Kross!

I think our world would be a much happier one if there were more dildos in more pussies in the Oval Office. Burning Angel writes: What the hell was Kylee doing in the...

Burning Angel: Whisky

“Whisky Tits” are when you drink so much, you think Joanna’s boobs are as nice as Whisky’s. Burning Angel writes: At a moment when I was feeling...

Burning Angel: Sinead

This poor girl has lost all her clothes, and has to wear a burlap sack for a miniskirt. Won’t you help? Burning Angel writes: These days her life is all about...

Burning Angel: Back With That Classic Ass

I’m catching up with BurningAngel posts I missed over the holidays. First up is this great new set from Sinn. It’s nice to see some curvier models on BA,...

Burning Angel: Ass-a-gogo

Go-go boots. That’s some punk rock shit. It reminds me of an MST3K episode from the 10th season called “The Girl in Gold Boots,” where a guy named...

Burning Angel: The Birthday of Jesus

I have no fucking clue what’s going on here, but apparently I missed a hell of a party at BurningAngel HQ. Burning Angel writes: This weekend is Christmas. I...

Happy New Year from Altporn.net

Happy New Year! Things have been a little busy lately and updates have been a bit slow, but we’ve got some really cool things in store in the next couple days, as...

Burning Angel: Pixie!

I’m thinking she can do whatever she wants to me with the strap-on. Burning Angel writes: Pixie’s best time involved a fire escape and a strap on. This girl...

Burning Angel: Neon

The folks at BurningAngel apparently passed the fuck out last week, but they’re back with a new set featuring Neon where, from the looks of it, she titty-fucks a...

Burning Angel: Parallel Lines

New York: where you can wear that t-shirt your mom made into a rag, even after it’s been drenched in floor polish. Maddison‘s got the NYC style down pat in...