Category: Burning Angel
Burning Angel: Skeletons in your Closet!
EdRothApril 4, 2006
Hey, remember Anthrax? Of course you do! Scott Ian’s all over VH1. Anyway, they had a great tune on their Spreading the Disease album that this new BA set reminds...
Burning Angel: Welcome Moko!
EdRothApril 3, 2006
Moko: you can’t see her veins like other BA models, but she’s still hot! Burning Angel writes: Everyone give the magnificent Moko your warmest of welcomes....
Burning Angel: Send me an Angel… like… er… Right Now?
EdRothApril 2, 2006
That gold bikini top kinda makes Joanna look like some kind of outer-space seductress from the 70s Buck Rogers series. Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m in bed...
Burning Angel: January in March!
EdRothMarch 31, 2006
Hi there January. We’ve known each other for a few months now, and during that time I think I’ve gotten to know your boobies pretty well. I was hoping that,...
Burning Angel: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Sinaed Fish!
EdRothMarch 30, 2006
Check out the scales on this hottie! Burning Angel writes: Sinead won a goldfish at the fair, and then she took it home and made it get naked on the internet. Please...
Burning Angel: Jolie
EdRothMarch 29, 2006
Apparenlty this “Jolie” is something of an exhibitionist. Keep your eye on the girl in the trenchcoat. Burning Angel writes: Jolie and you have something...
Burning Angel: BA is the Porno Make A Wish Foundation
EdRothMarch 28, 2006
This kinda reminds me of that Iron Maiden cover “Women in Uniform.” Burning Angel writes: I met Morgan at the Backseat Film Festival, where she admitted to...
Burning Angel: Isis
EdRothMarch 13, 2006
A couple days ago I was fawning over how cute Isis looked in her recent FatalBeauty set. Things are looking just as good for her in this new pinup-looking set on...
Burning Angel: Somebody Save Sabrina!
EdRothMarch 12, 2006
Why is it that when they tie up a porn model, they always pull her boobies out of her top after they chain her to the wall? It’s an outrage. Burning Angel writes:...
Burning Angel: Pixie Pearl
EdRothMarch 11, 2006
We have a lot of movies, Pixie. You should come over. Burning Angel writes: Pixie watches more movies than any other girl on BurningAngel. I think she deserves an award...
Burning Angel: Our Friend Richard…
EdRothMarch 10, 2006
So, this is shot by Richard Kern. On the other hand, she’s wearing black lingerie, so it’s probably pretty good! Burning Angel writes: Look what happened...
Burning Angel: New girl – Breezy
EdRothMarch 10, 2006
Blondes in black make me happy. Then again, so do brunettes, redheads, etc… Burning Angel writes: Everyone be nice to our newest girl, Breezy…. or else she...
Burning Angel: Oh no! Not her again!
EdRothMarch 9, 2006
There’s a line from an X-Clan song, later sampled in Ice Cube’s “When Will They Shoot,” that goes: “Stalkin’, walkin’ in my big...
Burning Angel: Cheshire
EdRothMarch 7, 2006
Baby, let me light your bunson burner and mix my DNA with yours. Boogie. Burning Angel writes: When Cheshire isn’t posing nude on the internet, she’s a...
Burning Angel: More Maddison! Yipeeee!
EdRothMarch 6, 2006
Dude, nerds were always sexy. Just because you youngins grew up when being a nerd was cool, you think you know it all. All dem bitches were up in my pocket protector....
Burning Angel: Kylee and Rob Rotten
EdRothMarch 3, 2006
Dude, what the hell happened to Rachel Rotten? Can anyone fill me in? I found this little bit, but the fact that Rachel isn’t mentioned anywhere on her former site...
Burning Angel: Aren’t they so Precious?
EdRothFebruary 19, 2006
When you think classy, you think BurningAngel. But they’ve outdone themselves with this bonerrifficly hot set featuring Sinead and my superfavorite smart chick...
Burning Angel: New Girl! Yay!
EdRothFebruary 13, 2006
Now I don’t want to freak you guys out, but apparently this girl has a tattoo. Try to keep an open mind. Burning Angel writes: Jolie has 2 hearts tattooed on her...
Burning Angel: Battle of the Bath Toys!
EdRothFebruary 12, 2006
Fuck that, my devil duckie will take out all you bitches. Burning Angel writes: I’ll bet you a million dollars that Isis’ rubber duckie could kick your...
Burning Angel: Do Not Underestimate the Power of Elle!
EdRothFebruary 11, 2006
One time I untied my penis with my tongue. The real question is how it got tied in the first place. Burning Angel writes: I’ve been known to do some cool things...
Burning Angel: Aurie!
EdRothFebruary 10, 2006
One time I claimed domain over an old girlfriend’s hoohah for Spain. I even planted a little flag. She didn’t like that. Burning Angel writes: Aurie says...
Burning Angel: Welcome Cheshire!
EdRothFebruary 9, 2006
This kinda looks like one of those movies where a kid goes to sleep 8 years old and wakes up 22. Burning Angel writes: If you like greasy cheeseburgers, star wars, and...
Burning Angel: Kylee Returns!
EdRothJanuary 29, 2006
Kylee Kross: you know her, you’ve seen her cooter. Now watch her pretend to talk on the phone, and then show you her cooter! Burning Angel writes: Isn’t it...
Burning Angel: Neon Neon Neon
EdRothJanuary 28, 2006
This set has the word “ninja” attached to it, but she clearly has pirate titties. I don’t get it. Burning Angel writes: No matter what Neon does, what...
Burning Angel: Welcome January!
EdRothJanuary 20, 2006
Fuck if I know why she’s named January, but what a gorgeous girl. She’s edumacated too, being a fan of Poe and architecture. Now I must scheme how to steal...
Burning Angel: Oh My Goth
EdRothJanuary 19, 2006
Pixie is one of my favorite BA models, so it’s always a good day when she appears on my monitor. Burning Angel writes: Pixie looks like that mean girl who works at...
Burning Angel: Sabrina Sparx!
EdRothJanuary 18, 2006
I take back all the mean stuff I said, Mitch. Please give us more stuff like this! Burning Angel writes: Everyone at BurningAngel has driven Sabrina to the point of...
Burning Angel: Pinky Lee!
EdRothJanuary 17, 2006
Now we’re cookin’. I have a major rager lingerie fetish, and nothing kills my sexibuzz faster than a chick in some kind of adult version of Underoos....
Burning Angel: New Video, Joanna and James
EdRothJanuary 16, 2006
Mitch apparently doesn’t read this blog much, because he’s never verbally beaten the crap out of me for giving Burning Angel shit almost constantly. That...
Burning Angel: Dana Dearmond
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
So what have we got here? A big speaker, a bondage cross, some yellow rope, and awesome wood paneling. Oh, and Dana Dearmond. She has squeezable boobies! Burning Angel...
Burning Angel: Ladies and Gentleman! Kylee Kross!
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
I think our world would be a much happier one if there were more dildos in more pussies in the Oval Office. Burning Angel writes: What the hell was Kylee doing in the...
Burning Angel: Whisky
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
“Whisky Tits” are when you drink so much, you think Joanna’s boobs are as nice as Whisky’s. Burning Angel writes: At a moment when I was feeling...
Burning Angel: Sinead
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
This poor girl has lost all her clothes, and has to wear a burlap sack for a miniskirt. Won’t you help? Burning Angel writes: These days her life is all about...
Burning Angel: Back With That Classic Ass
EdRothJanuary 10, 2006
I’m catching up with BurningAngel posts I missed over the holidays. First up is this great new set from Sinn. It’s nice to see some curvier models on BA,...
Burning Angel: Ass-a-gogo
EdRothJanuary 4, 2006
Go-go boots. That’s some punk rock shit. It reminds me of an MST3K episode from the 10th season called “The Girl in Gold Boots,” where a guy named...
Burning Angel: The Birthday of Jesus
EdRothJanuary 3, 2006
I have no fucking clue what’s going on here, but apparently I missed a hell of a party at BurningAngel HQ. Burning Angel writes: This weekend is Christmas. I...
Happy New Year from Altporn.net
EdRothJanuary 1, 2006
Happy New Year! Things have been a little busy lately and updates have been a bit slow, but we’ve got some really cool things in store in the next couple days, as...
Burning Angel: Pixie!
EdRothDecember 21, 2005
I’m thinking she can do whatever she wants to me with the strap-on. Burning Angel writes: Pixie’s best time involved a fire escape and a strap on. This girl...
Burning Angel: Neon
EdRothDecember 19, 2005
The folks at BurningAngel apparently passed the fuck out last week, but they’re back with a new set featuring Neon where, from the looks of it, she titty-fucks a...
Burning Angel: Parallel Lines
EdRothDecember 11, 2005
New York: where you can wear that t-shirt your mom made into a rag, even after it’s been drenched in floor polish. Maddison‘s got the NYC style down pat in...
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