GodsGirls: Diana Chest of Drawers
BedaHoydenishMay 28, 2010
While going through my messages here, I was reading a really sweet one from the gloriously hot Diana whose GodsGirls Gold update I wrote up a while back. She actually...
PublicDisgrace: Arabelle is Delicious
BedaHoydenishMay 28, 2010
One of my favorite things about writing for APN is all the hot girls. I recently wrote up a PublicDisgrace update starring Dana DeArmond and James Deen. By the nature of...
PublicDisgrace: Dana DeArmond and James Deen The Humiliation of Dana DeArmond
BedaHoydenishMay 26, 2010
I think both James Deen and Dana DeArmond got their starts in altporn. James Deen‘s profile on BurningAngel does not say how many BurningAngel updates he is in,...
Whipped Ass: Academy for Wayward Girls Holly's Reform
BedaHoydenishMay 12, 2010
Maitresse Madeline especially has kind of scene hair and I usually associate that variety of blowdry with weak little emo girls. To add to this, her voice is as cute and...
WhippedAss: Bullied Amai Liu
BedaHoydenishApr 21, 2010
I’ve never seen Amai Liu before, but she is cute as a button in her pigtails and schoolgirl uniform. A spankable button. The scenario is that Amber Rayne‘s...
Gods Girls: Annaliese Nom Nom Nom
BedaHoydenishApr 16, 2010
I’m not sure what to make of this, but the set is so funny that I wanted to at least mention it. Annaliese, the putative owner of GodsGirls, is apparently doing...
UltimateSurrender: Wenona The Gymnast vs Rain Poison DeGrey
BedaHoydenishApr 16, 2010
People think I am kidding when I tell them that my friends and I like to grill in the summer and run our own lesbian amateur backyard wrestling league. I admit we...
EverythingButt: Dana DeArmond and Gia DiMarco Pleased to Meet You
BedaHoydenishApr 14, 2010
Dana DeArmond, the Internet’s Girlfriend (and my future girlfriend), started off on MySpace. The first people she worked with were mostly associated with the...
BlueBlood: Madison Young Waxed and Bound
BedaHoydenishApr 14, 2010
I am a fan of the bondage, so I am always happy to see it show up in shoot with alt women. This BlueBlood set of Madison Young has her tied up with an extension cord....
Gods Girls: Gabrielle Mood Lighting
BedaHoydenishApr 14, 2010
Gabrielle is a very pretty girl and I do like a flexible woman. Photographer Kelly Lind seems to be able to shoot for multiple sites at the same time and I like his red...
APN Welcomes Thomas Roche
BedaHoydenishApr 01, 2010
I just wanted to wish new APN writer Thomas Roche a warm welcome. I have to confess that I’m excited to have my own byline next to his. I’ve seen his work...
EroticBPM: Dollface Fuzzy and Dangerous
BedaHoydenishFeb 17, 2010
Dollface is a delicious new addition to EroticBPM. She has a very complete fuzzy baby pink fun fur outfit, with bikini top, skirt, and, of course, leg warmers. She takes...
Burning Angel: Jane Bedroom Anal Fun
BedaHoydenishJan 10, 2010
This is Jane’s twelfth appearance on BurningAngel. I like Destro Damus‘ photography in general and I like his shots of her. Jane isn’t really the type...
Punkgrl: Dors Feline
BedaHoydenishJan 08, 2010
I usually only write up a site update when I have seen the whole thing, but I’m going to make an exception for this PunkGrl set and say that Dors Feline has the...
Blue Blood: Ariel Adore Window
BedaHoydenishJan 07, 2010
Ariel Adore has this little pixie face and the kind of meaty ass you just want to sink your teeth into. In this BlueBlood shoot by Larry Bradby, she peels off red and...
Public Disgrace: Lorelei Lee Tattoos are forever
BedaHoydenishOct 28, 2009
Apparently Lorelei Lee is temporarily retiring from performing her trademark submissive BDSM roles for a while to go to grad school. This farewell-for-now shoot for...
Gods Girls: Elsa Well Educated
BedaHoydenishOct 28, 2009
In this GodsGirls set by Matthew Cooke, Elsa is in a home library with lots of shelves of books. I’m not sure how I feel about incorporating book burning into an...
Dors Feline: Happy Halloween
BedaHoydenishOct 27, 2009
Dors Feline has some truly pillowesque breasts. Where does a woman buy a J-Cup bra anyway? I’d say go braless, but Dors Feline appears to wear them, and I think,...
Fucking Machines: Amateur Girl Fridays Jessica
BedaHoydenishOct 27, 2009
Jessica has a genuine sweet shyness in this Fucking Machines scene where one truly gets the sense that she is doing it for fun to explore her sexuality. I like her cute...
Gods Girls: Diana Stay Gold
BedaHoydenishOct 02, 2009
I’m not sure if I’m going to be allowed to keep writing for APN or not, but, for now, I just had to share these shots of Diana from GodsGirls with you....
Club Jenna: Undrgnd is not Vivid-Alt Derivative
BedaHoydenishSep 05, 2009
I know some of the APN boys have little crushes on Fleshbot‘s newest editor Lux Alptraum, so I am probably going to take some heat from them for pointing this out,...
Burning Angel: Morgan Outdoor Punk Strip
BedaHoydenishAug 26, 2009
I know it is possible to turn 18 while still in high school and I believe that it is legal to photograph a girl over 18 even if she is still in high school. It still...
Gods Girls: Lily Swamp Thing
BedaHoydenishAug 26, 2009
Lily is another model on GodsGirls who posts hardcore partying photos in her blog. She even gets her dogs stoned. I have a soft spot for a hard-partying pretty girl with...
Gods Girls: Brianna Hide and Seek
BedaHoydenishAug 18, 2009
I like the green glowing look of this set of Brianna on GodsGirls. Brianna has gun jewelry, guns on her shirt, and a boombox tattoo on her leg. She doesn’t look...
Nena Blue: Apnea Waffles
BedaHoydenishAug 13, 2009
Today Nena Blue announced that they have “68 Exclusive High Quality Photos” of Apnea. The set is called Waffles and is shot by Lithium Picnic. Even if you do...
Gods Girls: Sarah Low Down
BedaHoydenishAug 12, 2009
I like this set of Sarah on GodsGirls. I am partial to black and white and she looks all sweaty and bruised like she has been up partying for three days, but still has a...
Gods Girls: LynsieLee Unicorngy
BedaHoydenishAug 10, 2009
I am usually all about keeping it real, but I wish they had retouched or otherwise covered up the razor burn in this set. I still think LynsieLee looks like so much fun....
Naughty America Naughty Bookworms: Faye Runaway
BedaHoydenishAug 10, 2009
Faye Runaway says, “Just because I’m blonde and I have tattoos and I’m cute, you think I can’t handle it?” Her prof gave her a lower level...
Gods Girls: Hezzy Who You Gonna Call
BedaHoydenishAug 09, 2009
I was just watching the episode of Everybody Hates Chris where Chris Rock and Greg cut school to see Ghostbusters. Technically, I was watching my friend’s kid for...
AmeliaG.com: Interview with Amelia G
BedaHoydenishJul 30, 2009
Everyone knows Amelia G runs the Blue Blood empire and also does some of the photography and writing for it. Here on APN, we’ve featured photographs she has shot...
Ultimate Surrender: Ninjas vs Goddesses
BedaHoydenishJul 04, 2009
If there is something more patriotically American than tough naked women wrestling naked in blue and red bikinis, I do not want to know what it is. Unless it also...
BurningAngel: Azrael On The Sink
BedaHoydenishMay 04, 2009
I wish she used a more unique name than Azrael, but Azrael on Burning Angel is a very unique girl. I’ve seen more than my fair share of women with some form of...
Blue Blood: Mosh Train Yard
BedaHoydenishMay 04, 2009
I guess it was Blue Blood that I saw Mosh on before. She may seem a bit more alt in this set because hanging off trains in rubber is unusual, but I’m still not...
Bizarre: Altmodel Special Mosh Cover
BedaHoydenishMay 01, 2009
Bizarre Magazine is doing an altmodel special with altmodel Mosh on the cover. Bizarre Magazine does not really seem like mainstream media, so it seems bizarre that they...
Naughty Office: More Roxy Deville
BedaHoydenishApr 27, 2009
It is funny that, although Roxy Deville‘s hair is blacker here and she has cool arching gothic eyebrows, I liked Roxy Deville’s more recent Naughty America...
Naughty Office: Roxy Deville
BedaHoydenishApr 26, 2009
I would generally be turned off by a scenario of workplace harassment, but Roxy Deville, playing the naughty drunk secretary plays it so deeply down for fucking her boss...
Naughty Office: Gia Paloma
BedaHoydenishApr 23, 2009
Today is the second day of Administrative Professionals Week. You might think it used to be just Secretary’s Day, but why shouldn’t pink collar jobs get one...
NaughtyOffice: Penny Flame and Aiden Starr
BedaHoydenishApr 22, 2009
I love retro photography, so I hoped to kick off Administrative Professionals Week with this stylized Naughty America group sex with Aiden Starr and Penny Flame. Naughty...
420Girls: Brooke Banner Interview
BedaHoydenishApr 20, 2009
Rob Griffin from 420Girls know how to make something look like a good time. Brooke Banner usually just seems like a regular pornstar, but, in this 420Girls set, Rob...
420 Girls: Lexi Belle Interview
BedaHoydenishApr 20, 2009
Lexi Belle always looks cute as a button to me, but I’ve never found her that alt, even though she has appeared in work from both BurningAngel and BlueBlood. I...