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GodsGirls: Diana Chest of Drawers

While going through my messages here, I was reading a really sweet one from the gloriously hot Diana whose GodsGirls Gold update I wrote up a while back. She actually...

PublicDisgrace: Arabelle is Delicious

One of my favorite things about writing for APN is all the hot girls. I recently wrote up a PublicDisgrace update starring Dana DeArmond and James Deen. By the nature of...

PublicDisgrace: Dana DeArmond and James Deen The Humiliation of Dana DeArmond

I think both James Deen and Dana DeArmond got their starts in altporn. James Deen‘s profile on BurningAngel does not say how many BurningAngel updates he is in,...

Whipped Ass: Academy for Wayward Girls Holly's Reform

Maitresse Madeline especially has kind of scene hair and I usually associate that variety of blowdry with weak little emo girls. To add to this, her voice is as cute and...

WhippedAss: Bullied Amai Liu

I’ve never seen Amai Liu before, but she is cute as a button in her pigtails and schoolgirl uniform. A spankable button. The scenario is that Amber Rayne‘s...

Gods Girls: Annaliese Nom Nom Nom

I’m not sure what to make of this, but the set is so funny that I wanted to at least mention it. Annaliese, the putative owner of GodsGirls, is apparently doing...

UltimateSurrender: Wenona The Gymnast vs Rain Poison DeGrey

People think I am kidding when I tell them that my friends and I like to grill in the summer and run our own lesbian amateur backyard wrestling league. I admit we...

EverythingButt: Dana DeArmond and Gia DiMarco Pleased to Meet You

Dana DeArmond, the Internet’s Girlfriend (and my future girlfriend), started off on MySpace. The first people she worked with were mostly associated with the...

BlueBlood: Madison Young Waxed and Bound

I am a fan of the bondage, so I am always happy to see it show up in shoot with alt women. This BlueBlood set of Madison Young has her tied up with an extension cord....

Gods Girls: Gabrielle Mood Lighting

Gabrielle is a very pretty girl and I do like a flexible woman. Photographer Kelly Lind seems to be able to shoot for multiple sites at the same time and I like his red...

APN Welcomes Thomas Roche

I just wanted to wish new APN writer Thomas Roche a warm welcome. I have to confess that I’m excited to have my own byline next to his. I’ve seen his work...

EroticBPM: Dollface Fuzzy and Dangerous

Dollface is a delicious new addition to EroticBPM. She has a very complete fuzzy baby pink fun fur outfit, with bikini top, skirt, and, of course, leg warmers. She takes...

Burning Angel: Jane Bedroom Anal Fun

This is Jane’s twelfth appearance on BurningAngel. I like Destro Damus‘ photography in general and I like his shots of her. Jane isn’t really the type...

Punkgrl: Dors Feline

I usually only write up a site update when I have seen the whole thing, but I’m going to make an exception for this PunkGrl set and say that Dors Feline has the...

Blue Blood: Ariel Adore Window

Ariel Adore has this little pixie face and the kind of meaty ass you just want to sink your teeth into. In this BlueBlood shoot by Larry Bradby, she peels off red and...

Public Disgrace: Lorelei Lee Tattoos are forever

Apparently Lorelei Lee is temporarily retiring from performing her trademark submissive BDSM roles for a while to go to grad school. This farewell-for-now shoot for...

Gods Girls: Elsa Well Educated

In this GodsGirls set by Matthew Cooke, Elsa is in a home library with lots of shelves of books. I’m not sure how I feel about incorporating book burning into an...

Dors Feline: Happy Halloween

Dors Feline has some truly pillowesque breasts. Where does a woman buy a J-Cup bra anyway? I’d say go braless, but Dors Feline appears to wear them, and I think,...

Fucking Machines: Amateur Girl Fridays Jessica

Jessica has a genuine sweet shyness in this Fucking Machines scene where one truly gets the sense that she is doing it for fun to explore her sexuality. I like her cute...

Gods Girls: Diana Stay Gold

I’m not sure if I’m going to be allowed to keep writing for APN or not, but, for now, I just had to share these shots of Diana from GodsGirls with you....

Club Jenna: Undrgnd is not Vivid-Alt Derivative

I know some of the APN boys have little crushes on Fleshbot‘s newest editor Lux Alptraum, so I am probably going to take some heat from them for pointing this out,...

Burning Angel: Morgan Outdoor Punk Strip

I know it is possible to turn 18 while still in high school and I believe that it is legal to photograph a girl over 18 even if she is still in high school. It still...

Gods Girls: Lily Swamp Thing

Lily is another model on GodsGirls who posts hardcore partying photos in her blog. She even gets her dogs stoned. I have a soft spot for a hard-partying pretty girl with...

Gods Girls: Brianna Hide and Seek

I like the green glowing look of this set of Brianna on GodsGirls. Brianna has gun jewelry, guns on her shirt, and a boombox tattoo on her leg. She doesn’t look...

Nena Blue: Apnea Waffles

Today Nena Blue announced that they have “68 Exclusive High Quality Photos” of Apnea. The set is called Waffles and is shot by Lithium Picnic. Even if you do...

Gods Girls: Sarah Low Down

I like this set of Sarah on GodsGirls. I am partial to black and white and she looks all sweaty and bruised like she has been up partying for three days, but still has a...

Gods Girls: LynsieLee Unicorngy

I am usually all about keeping it real, but I wish they had retouched or otherwise covered up the razor burn in this set. I still think LynsieLee looks like so much fun....

Naughty America Naughty Bookworms: Faye Runaway

Faye Runaway says, “Just because I’m blonde and I have tattoos and I’m cute, you think I can’t handle it?” Her prof gave her a lower level...

Gods Girls: Hezzy Who You Gonna Call

I was just watching the episode of Everybody Hates Chris where Chris Rock and Greg cut school to see Ghostbusters. Technically, I was watching my friend’s kid for...

AmeliaG.com: Interview with Amelia G

Everyone knows Amelia G runs the Blue Blood empire and also does some of the photography and writing for it. Here on APN, we’ve featured photographs she has shot...

Ultimate Surrender: Ninjas vs Goddesses

If there is something more patriotically American than tough naked women wrestling naked in blue and red bikinis, I do not want to know what it is. Unless it also...

BurningAngel: Azrael On The Sink

I wish she used a more unique name than Azrael, but Azrael on Burning Angel is a very unique girl. I’ve seen more than my fair share of women with some form of...

Blue Blood: Mosh Train Yard

I guess it was Blue Blood that I saw Mosh on before. She may seem a bit more alt in this set because hanging off trains in rubber is unusual, but I’m still not...

Bizarre: Altmodel Special Mosh Cover

Bizarre Magazine is doing an altmodel special with altmodel Mosh on the cover. Bizarre Magazine does not really seem like mainstream media, so it seems bizarre that they...

Naughty Office: More Roxy Deville

It is funny that, although Roxy Deville‘s hair is blacker here and she has cool arching gothic eyebrows, I liked Roxy Deville’s more recent Naughty America...

Naughty Office: Roxy Deville

I would generally be turned off by a scenario of workplace harassment, but Roxy Deville, playing the naughty drunk secretary plays it so deeply down for fucking her boss...

Naughty Office: Gia Paloma

Today is the second day of Administrative Professionals Week. You might think it used to be just Secretary’s Day, but why shouldn’t pink collar jobs get one...

NaughtyOffice: Penny Flame and Aiden Starr

I love retro photography, so I hoped to kick off Administrative Professionals Week with this stylized Naughty America group sex with Aiden Starr and Penny Flame. Naughty...

420Girls: Brooke Banner Interview

Rob Griffin from 420Girls know how to make something look like a good time. Brooke Banner usually just seems like a regular pornstar, but, in this 420Girls set, Rob...

420 Girls: Lexi Belle Interview

Lexi Belle always looks cute as a button to me, but I’ve never found her that alt, even though she has appeared in work from both BurningAngel and BlueBlood. I...