Somewhere between Rivendell and a tavern with a very questionable dress code, Meowz has clearly decided that centuries of grace, wisdom and ancient magic are best used for making the entire party forget the main quest.
The ears say immortal forest maiden but I would say the expression says she absolutely knows what she is doing. Legolas had impossible aim. Galadriel had terrifying cosmic power. She has apparently put every available skill point into Charisma, seduction checks and making grown adventurers suddenly forget how eye contact works. This time around, she’s in the water, which I feel like bumps her up to water nymph at this rate.
The Council of Elrond has been cancelled due to extremely poor concentration. The hobbits are leaving. Gandalf is deeply disappointed in everyone involved. And somewhere in Middle-earth, a very confused bard is already writing a song called She-Meowz Made Me Fail My Saving Throw!




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