My heart skipped two beats as soon as the dame walked into the office. The bustle and hustle of the busy city street quieted the moment I saw her f—Okay I gotta stop that, I was trying to do a whole noir style opening, but I’m terrible at it. You know what’s the opposite of terrible? The black and white show AliceFunker is hosting right this moment!
She’s taking everyone back in time to serve up a classic old fashioned show full of classic rat pack crooner music. She’s already reaches the invention of sound so everyone can hear her vibrator wand buzzing between her legs and those moans she’s letting out as she slides a big dildo right inside of herself.
The invention of Technicolor is fast approaching and everyone can help AliceFunker go forward in time even faster by showering her with tokens.
Username: AliceFunker
CamScore: 4679
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 130 pounds
Height: 69 inches
Age: 108
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Light
Drugs: Experimented
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Artist
Favorite Food: Soup
Pets: Cat
Automobile: Minivan
About Me: Let me help you laugh, learn or cum! Let’s catch up! Usually listening to some tunes, throwing dildos around, chatting, and excitedly masturbating. Love to experiment & try new things in sex and life. Looking forward to getting to know you better! —- Looking for my socials? My twitter is AliceFunker! —
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