Baddoll Experiences Day Z

Baddoll is playing DayZ, which already means the real enemy isn’t even the infected, it’s hunger, thirst, betrayal and finding one can of beans after 45 minutes only to realize she has no can opener.

This is the kind of game where she can spawn on the coast, see one other “friendly” freshie in a motorcycle helmet, and immediately enter a diplomatic crisis but she does look excellent while doing it. DayZ turns every road into a horror movie because that empty highway either means freedom, a sniper or some guy named xX_BeanBandit_Xx waiting in a bush with a Mosin.

Baddoll has the focused look of someone who knows DayZ etiquette: trust nobody, keep duct tape like it’s holy scripture, never eat unknown fat, and if someone says “friendly?” from behind a wall, she knows that is the opening line of a robbery.

Baddoll writes:

see you lurking? LOOKING FOR ME? I’m a BPD Aussie Baddie come!