Bad Dragon has been on a roll recently, releasing one hot toy after another, with some truly impressive and unique new designs, and I have to say that this girthy monster Taurion the Minotaur has bulled its way into the top ranks of my personal list for 2024 fantasy toy additions. I ordered the absolute maximum diameter I could handle and it’s such a blissful feeling when that big blunt head finally opens that hungry entry wide enough to fully penetrate. I love the big gauged piecing detail in the sculpt and that nice ring around the base lets me know when it’s all the way inside. Taking this bull feels a lot like getting fisted and I love it. Taurion really is the treasure hidden deep in the legendary labyrinth and it’s perfect for fans of thick beefy toys that don’t really want too much depth. Taurion’s natural coloration is a beastly pink hue, but I much prefer the signature sparkly metallic mauve. Pro tip: warm it up in hot water soak before play.
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which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic