There Alyssaromanova is, cozy on the couch, controller in hand, with the cutest murder-lamb you’ve ever seen leading her very own flock of chaos. She’s shepherding her way to dark deity domination, one sacrificed follower at a time.
That gleam in her eye? That’s not the screen’s reflection. That’s the sweet satisfaction of building a commune where sermons slap and loyalty runs deeper than dungeon loot. Farming? Check. Fishing? Absolutely. Performing rituals that would make your grandma faint? Double check. Her villagers might be little balls of fluff, but she knows who’s slacking and who’s getting the ol’ ascension treatment. Dissenter? Time to “re-educate.” Or maybe just… build a slightly suspicious pit.
Every new follower gets a lovingly customized name. Sometimes it’s “Betrayal Bessie.” Other times, “Sacrificial Steve.” She loves them all. Until she doesn’t. With every bell toll and bleating blessing, Alyssaromanova is building a cult so adorable, even K.K. Slider would convert.
Real Name: 𝓐𝓵𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪 𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓿𝓪
Followers: 1590
Birth Date: April 6, 2003
Age: 21
I Am: A Woman
