We all know that superheroes have secret personal lives, but unless you are Garth Ennis, it’s rare that their sexual lives are discussed at all. Super Lily (Lily Lane) bridges this gap (and others) by making sex her M.O. She argues that more sex means less crime (a theory which has its good points, I admit) and goes around providing sex to criminals.
This does not fit well with Superman (Lance Hart), however, who tries to make her stop. Unfortunately for him, she tricks him into opening a box with pink kryptonite and strips him of his power. And cloak. And suit. And it’s time to ass-ert a new superway to fight crime in Metropolis.
She has a collar with Pink Kryptonite hidden in a lead case on the bed. Pink Kryptonite doesn’t harm Superman. It makes him uncontrollably horny…. She’s going to show him that the real way to fight villainy is to fuck it. No one wants to do evil when they are getting fucked…
