They say the old jokes are the best. But maybe not too old. BurningAngel isn’t doing a porno re-enactment of Shakespeare’s ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ {which could actually really work if you’re into Elizabethan-era elf porn. It’s a niche.). Instead, they start this one with a classic joke of more recent times. A girl, in the fantastic form of Felicity Feline, walks into a bar and says “I want you to cum on my tattoo”. Needless to say, the barman Gage Sin, kicks out his other customer, an inebriated Small Hands, and sets about giving her want she wants. After all, the customer is always right. Right?
Felicity is looking every inch the slutty rock chick in her denim jacket, fishnet top, and sleeve tattoos, and she and Gage are a hot pairing. Ink on ink always looks great. For me, the best moment was the anticipation of when you see her on all fours, sucking Gage’s dick as he fingers her ass, which she’s sticking in the air expectantly. Within seconds, she’s on top of him, riding his dick as it pounds her asshole…
Then, of course, there’s the money-shot. The whole reason she was there in the first place. Gage shoots his hot, sticky load right into the eye of the pyramid tattoo on Felicity’s gorgeous belly button tattoo. That’s what I call customer service.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: a girl walks into a bar and says “ow!” Ok, you’ve heard that – but what about the girl who walked into a bar and then asked for cum on her tattoo? Now we’re talking! It was bartender Gage Sin’s lucky day when horny inked brunette Felicity Feline walked in! She entered his life, and she demanded he enter through her back door after he gave Felicity’s wet pussy a pounding! He happily fucked her ass and saved up all his jizz to cum on her tummy tattoo! I wish more bartenders were this accommodating.
