The naughty schoolgirl thing sure is a tried-and-true one, eh? Whether you’re an art school debutante or a Doctor Who companion, put on a plaid skirt and people lose their shit with a suddenness that defies the laws of time and space. There’s even a segment in one of my favorite existentialist wankfests, Atom Egoyan’s Exotica, where a strip club announcer blathers on speculating about what exactly makes a schoolgirl hot while staring daggers at his ex-girlfriend. APN member Zelda continues that illuminating Canadian discussion on Almost Evil Girls with a punch to the nuts and a naughty smile that makes me want to break out my ruler. Any thoughts of Zelda’s innocence can talk to the little slut’s black-lace-gloved hand; she’s wicked dirty, this one, and she knows you ain’t cleaning her up any time soon. Stick your tongue back in your mouth, perv. That’s a good little schoolteacher.
Zelda is the latest and greatest addition to the deliciously wicked cast of Almost Evil Girls. She loves CosPlay and I think you’re all in for a treat when you see her in her shiny spandex Phoenix costume! In addition to kinky cosplay, she has some killer tattoos and a deliciously tight pink pussy thats just begging to be tasted. Dive on in and play with Zelda!
