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Making it hard for me to see pictures of you naked does not make me want to pay to use your site.

Bikinis? This is the internet. Who gets excited about bikinis?

It’s not like “Madonna,” okay?

I fully endorse this, although I think only one of our writers should be showing her boobs for this. My man-tits certainly should not be seen by humans.

If you’re not down with having your toes sucked, you’ve never had it done.

Button your shirt, dude

Welcome to the virtual sausagefest

TSG is the main site that got me to do altporn.net. I’m curious to see what she has to say now.