How can you not make a corny pun when talking about Apples? You know, bushels of apples? Get it? Uh … *carcrash*
Check out our newest angel, Apples: she hails from Brooklyn, hits the heavy books at school, and she has a cute butt! Plus, sounds like she knows how to make good use of a coffee table…Give her a nice welcome!
Now I wish I had a booty that was even close to that. *fans self* whoa, for once I can honestly say, GOD DAMN!