That gold bikini top kinda makes Joanna look like some kind of outer-space seductress from the 70s Buck Rogers series. Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m in bed with Twiki.
Ok… seriously, I have no fucking clue what to write when I have to update the homepage with photos of myself. I start to think of something witty, and then I just feel awkward. So um… er… here you go. Please, for the love of Christ…. look at these photos. If you don’t… well I will start to have a major existential crises and like, not know what my purpose in life is.