Mitch apparently doesn’t read this blog much, because he’s never verbally beaten the crap out of me for giving Burning Angel shit almost constantly. That means I’m not trying hard enough.
- Joanna really looks like Sarah Silverman in this picture. Man, I’d really like to have sex with Sarah Silverman.
- What’s up with that dude? I bet he shaves his chest. Joanna is dating a chest-shaver!
- Travis Barker? I’m speechless.
Hey everyone. I’m in Vegas, completely exhausted from a weekend of porn, porn, and porn. Re-penetrator is officially the most outrageous sex scene in the world, and I have an AVN award to prove it. OK. I’ll tell you more about that after my hangover is gone. Watch this video clip of of me fucking the hottest guy in the world, aside from Travis Barker.
