“Whisky Tits” are when you drink so much, you think Joanna’s boobs are as nice as Whisky’s.
At a moment when I was feeling weak, I asked Tommy Pistol if Whisky had nicer boobs than I did.
He said yes.
And then he apologized and took back what he said… not because he was sorry, but because he was scared of getting fired.
And then I made him clean my car.
Whisky may have nicer boobs than I do, but damn… my car is fuckin clean!
