Go-go boots. That’s some punk rock shit. It reminds me of an MST3K episode from the 10th season called “The Girl in Gold Boots,” where a guy named Critter plays guitar and another guy named Buzz breaks into prison. Sometimes I pretend I have a cool name like “Critter” or “Buzz.”
Even though at first glance she may appear to be something I sculpted from a mold and stuck in my oven, Sabrina Sparx is actually a living, breathing, real life person who I like, hang out with all the time.
I bet those inflatable cushions were really noisy.
