My super special pal Franky Vivid is offering a special discount for altporn.net readers to FemmeTV, Lavender Cabaret’s new hit show. Playing at The Chicago Center for Performing Arts, FemmeTV is a great opportunity to see modern burlesque truly worthy of the term (not just a couple girls pouring hot fudge on themselves while an altrock band plays in the back).
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That’s right! You heard it here first. We’ve revamped, re-envisioned and re-va-va-voomed our hit show, “FemmeTV” just in time for the holidays.
Presented by the Chicago Center for Performing Arts, the new “FemmeTV” features Michelle L’amour and her sensuous Sugarbabies performing brand new material as well as some of your old favorites. And once again we bring you the best variety acts and world-class comedy that Chicago has to offer. Come see the show that’s sure to spice up your egg nog and meet our newest Sugarbabies, Lola Getz and Ginger Elan, as well as the Johnnies, our Sugardaddies.
You’ll also get to hear the new theme song penned by New York composer, Larry Bortniker (“Dr. Sex”) and arranged by John Fournier (“Fatty Arbuckle’s Spectacular Musical Revue”). And don’t miss the new television spoofs you’ve come to expect from the network executives at the Lavender Cabaret. In addition, we’re happy to announce the return of Miss Sonya and her albino python, Callista…oh yeah, and Tomas is still smoking.
Combine all that with the decadent dances and titillating strip-tease and you get one helluva show.
Call the Box Office now and give them the promotional code “pow” and you’ll get one ticket for half price when you buy one at regular price — now you can treat the whole family for the holidays! And remember, the Sugarbabies costumes are MORE than half off. We’ll keep the fire burning for you.
Lavender Cabaret’s “FemmeTV”
Fridays 9pm / Saturdays 8pm
The Chicago Center for Performing Arts
777 N. Green (off Chicago one block west of Halsted)
312.327.2000
www.theaterland.com
www.lavendercabaret.com
