No, not that type of bang, LunaLamb is talking about her hair and lets her audience vote if she should have straight bangs or side bangs, prompting everyone to google what side bangs are and then furiously vote for both options like it’s an election. LunaLamb looks wonderful in her red plaid shirt which creates a sensation of arousal in literally everyone who has ever laid eyes on her like this. The traditional schoolgirl plaid isn’t going anywhere soon and it’s still a fashion statement, even when not worn by the most beautiful silver-haired woman in the world.
LunaLamb’s charm is beyond the limits of the internet and she somehow gets into your mind, making you dream about her for long after. Might be the cuteness. Might be that oar she hits her ass with. Might be her riding crop that’s actually meant for riding actual horses. Or she might just be all-around dazzling. Go visit her and decide!
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
