Full disclosure: Golden Retriever energy is not usually what I go looking for, so Mr. Cheddar the Golden Receiver was not an obvious fit for my taste. Then Bad Dragon gave the friendliest dog in the yard a secret life, and the character design and lore turned the whole thing around.
According to the lore, you find him in Room 213 of the Stop n Snooze Motel, door left open, a roadside dive just off the interstate where people go to be temporarily forgotten. Mr. Cheddar is roped to an iron ring bolted into the bedframe in a black leather collar, a blue and black pup hood and a matching body harness, with a laminated sign around his neck that reads “MR. CHEDDAR. FREE USE. GOOD BOY.” A German Shepherd in a leather vest and chaps is hosting, and he says Mr. Cheddar has been looking forward to making new friends all week. The pup sinks low, arches, and presents himself with a hopeful whimper and a feathered tail thumping the carpet. An eager submissive in his strappy harness, ready for strangers in an anonymous hookup motel. It works far better than a retriever has any right to.
On the toy side, he is a single-core masturbation sleeve with a detailed interior and exterior, a tight grip, and a narrow entrance framed by plush rounded cheeks. The outside gets the full character treatment: soft fur-like styling, a studded leather harness with a paw-print buckle and rings, and that thick feathered golden tail, which does a job. Oh, and did I mention it is the handle? It gives you something to grab and set the pace with, which is the kind of design decision that tells you the sleeve was built around the character instead of the other way around.
I do have a growing collection of nice Bad Dragon strokers, and I really don’t know why exactly Mr. Cheddar honestly feels the best out of all of them so far. Maybe the silicone is a little softer (Number 2 Firmness) or his hungry hole is a little more accommodating, or it’s just the unique texture inside, or a combination of all of the above, but fucking this one really did surprise me as far as how great it is. 
A love how hard I can go with it too, pretty soon I was banging that hot hole rough against the firm edge of my desk, going balls deep until cum shot out the other side. It was more than just the free-use furry fantasy character lore, the toy is really good, and I say that as someone who, full disclosure, isn’t always the biggest fan of strokers. I usually do like them, but I could see myself reaching for Cheddar more often. The shape of the sculp is really clever and the decorative elements actually add to the functionality, with that soft textured tail making for a nice squeezable grip. Fans of a character-driven toy are the obvious audience, and so is anyone who likes their fantasy with a little motel-room grit or furry Con hookup fantasy. What a good boy.
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