BadDragon: All the Jokes About Fucking Fire Hydrants

Oh… My… Gosh… Our crazy friends over at Bad Dragon just unleashed a squirting Fire Hydrant toy! I can’t tell you how many jokes I’ve heard about people practically fucking a fire hydrant, and not they CAN! It looks like a short term offer, so slide down your pole and turn the siren’s on loud. They are even throwing in cute little matching key chains and cum-lube you can squirt. Ten by three and a half inches is a bit daunting, but I love how creative and playfully perverted the Bad Dragon crew are. Always entertaining. Plus, they use the highest quality materials so your crazy toys stay safe and fun.

Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant

Bad-Dragon writes:

For today only, you can get the rare, limited edition Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant!

Place your order for the Fire Hydrant today, and you will get:

One 10” Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant (in Red or Yellow), complete with FREE cum tube addition as well as a cum tube syringe and one bottle of Bad Dragon Cum Lube!
One Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant teenie weenie in Red or Yellow (available with Fire Hydrant order ONLY)!
One Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant keychain in Red or Yellow!
Pay one flat rate for all these great items that are available for ONE DAY ONLY!

Don’t miss the Bad Dragon Fire Hydrant!*

*Our Fire Hydrant is intended for novelty use only!*




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